Little Women

holy fuck emma looks old like 45 at least

>No Angourie Rice or Elle Fanning

What a waste

This, Greta needs to acquire better taste in waifus. Aside from Saoirse those girls look like hot garbage.

She doesn't look good. The only good looking girl there is Florence Pugh. She was hot in Little Drummer Girl and Lady Macbeth.

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On her day, Florence is gorgeous.

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Timothee is a really fucking bad actor, he was only good in call me gay.... because he wasn't acting. can't wait for his ugly rat face to disappear

>t. ezrafag

Emma is like in 2 seconds of the trailer. Pugh is a pig

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Sofia Coppola should have directed

Why?

yeah i watched Grace new video too

Who the fuck is Grace?

>Watson
Dropped

>not just watching the Hepburn or Winona versions

What could this remake possibly add? "Timely" political allegories?

Looks like absolute shit. What were they thinking?

Is this the most often remade movie ever?

Had a chance with the Beguiled, fucked it up.

she was the only good looking woman on that trailer, timmy comes close on some bits though

>it is now absolutely impossible to make a historic movie in which women play any significant role without being very critical of or subverting historic gender roles
what's the point if everyone with the power to get these things made absolutely can't do anything with the period without cultural critique being the central point

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How long before woke internet plays this down for being all-white?

fuck, meant to reply to

Oh no! What can it mean? What's going to happen? HELP! ANYONE! PLEASE! is scared of what might happen!

Not even one asian girl?

Emma Stone was the first choice. This Emma can't act

Movie with Asian Ronan when?

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>what is A Star is Born

Just women

The only Little Women I'll watch are slutty midgets.

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>that tranny on the far left
very progressive of her

Who is the girl on the right?

NOOOOOO HOW FUCKING DARE SHE

HOW FUCKING DARE SHE MAKE A FILM ABOUT WOMEN?!?!???

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING MEN. ALL FILMS SHOULD HAVE MALE LEADS. WHITE. MALE LEADS.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY EXPLOSIONS IN IT

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Agreed

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the sharp objects girl, Scanlen

Not even close

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just stop this artificial crying

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this entire post smacks of reddit

Thanks.

There was a mini series in 2017 with Maya Hawke

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was the comb invented in the XX century?

I hate Gerwig but gotta admit this is a canny move
ALWAYS follow up your indie hit with a sedate period filck with overtones of feminism

Beth dies.
Laurie marries Amy.
Joe marries some German pedophile.

There I saved you 2 hours.

>that chain

For what purpose?

Maybe Ronan needs to be controlled somehow.

No but keratin treatments were

Greta looks like her mother

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How else is Greta supposed to restrain her pet?

What FF game is this?

Timmy and Saoirse dancing awww

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I thought Little Women was about teenage girls. Why the fuck is Emma Watson in it? She's old enough to have a teenage daughter herself.

So Laurie is obviously gay in this

I love Kate but she was miscast horribly as Jo. June Allyson and Winona Ryder were both superior.

i blame the jews

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ok so these little women, just how little are theY? are they scary little?

i LOVE cute little women, but this movie looks like shit

i enjoyed lady bird but this looks like hot garbage

How do you go from this

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TO THE BEAUTIFUL CHALAMET

?

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to THIS

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Emma Watson ruins everything.

Christian loves Timmy

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You're thinking of The Beguiled, my friend.

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Jo shouldn't have rejected his proposal.

>You trashin' my scene?

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why are they called little? Are they, like, midgets? They look pretty normal in that pic

So pretty.... they need to date

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Sexy times?

Uhh women are useful!
We can act!
And write about how we can act!
Gerwig is so one dimensional.

>Meg
2017>2019

>Jo
2019>2017

>Amy
2017>2019

>Beth
2019>2017

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Is this the kind of movie I should take my mom to if I wanna fuck her after it?

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You know what's fucked up about these feminist shit back in the 1800-1900, when we talk about women not being able to do anything we are talking about the wealthiest and well lived women of the world. You know who truly were subjegated and discriminated against? Poor people. Poor people had it the worst, and we're supposed to empathize with women who had great lives, but oh no she had to marry! the Horror! While poor 8 year olds are working in the mines from sunrise to dawn...

Timothee will make her horny. Older women love him

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BUT WHERE ARE THE LITTLE WOMEN? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't you dare shit talk Ladybird.

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I tried to go to a test screening of this, but couldn't get in even though I showed up at the recommended time... Greta Gerwig was there, though, what babe.

Cliched story, done million times before. Very mediocre in terms of visual department. Also you are a faggot or a woman if you thought it's great.
Shame.

I had to check Louisa May Alcott's lineage for Jewish blood, and it turns out she was raised by Transcendentalists. Also found some interesting details on her mother's opinion of men.
>The family moved to Boston in 1834, where Alcott's father established an experimental school and joined the Transcendental Club with Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau. Bronson Alcott's opinions on education and tough views on child-rearing as well as his moments of mental instability shaped young Alcott's mind with a desire to achieve perfection, a goal of the transcendentalists. His attitudes towards Alcott's wild and independent behavior, and his inability to provide for his family, created conflict between Bronson Alcott and his wife and daughters.
>Abigail resented her husbands' inability to recognize her sacrifices and related his thoughtlessness to the larger issue of the inequality of sexes. She passed this recognition and desire to redress wrongs done to women on to Louisa.
Christ almighty, this text is part of the primordial soup which begat intersectionalism.

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Worst, it's a Chalafag

You fag went there to meet and grope Chalamet

Holy shit lads, it gets worse. This is a direct quote from her upon being asked about her late-life spinster status.
>I am more than half-persuaded that I am a man's soul put by some freak of nature into a woman's body. … because I have fallen in love with so many pretty girls and never once the least bit with any man.”

actors don't show up to test screenings, idiot
best case scenario is they select me for the focus group and I get to shit talk the film in front of the producers and director and they give me a giftcard for a free movie

>Greta Gerwig

It looks amazing, way better than the 1994 version. I'm so happy, finally I have some plans for Christmas

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the lighting looks good

Nah, your boypussy is wet for Chalamet, you went there for him

as a true cinephile I was there for Gerwig because I'm only attracted to real talent

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letterboxd bait

Please name one of her projects you've seen.
>Watching her clips on AZnudes does not count.

Why did they cast plain-ass Emma Watson as the most beautiful/girly one?

implying

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>Emma Watson is set to join Greta Gerwig’s star-studded remake of “Little Women.”

>Sources say Watson is playing the part originally intended for Emma Stone, who was unable to join the project because of promotional obligations for the Fox Searchlight film and award season contender “The Favourite.” With production expected to start next month, Sony moved quickly to approach Watson.

She's probably fucking Sony producers.

Greta is such a total mommy dom over her little pet.

I'm sick of Emma Stone 2bh — she was literally just playing herself in The Favourite

Maybe Emma and Saoirse will have a sex scene together?

She's a better actress than Watson

Watch any gif of them together and you will immediately understand.

It has sersh so you’re going to see it. Don’t lie, user

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

I don't like her that much, she was annoying in Lady Bird.

Lady Bird was boring and overrated. Brooklyn is the true Sersh.

Next big thing in Hollywood

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he cute

is that Chloe's clone?

Budget Chloe Grace Moritz?

Bad bait

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Did you like The Favourite? I thought it was hilarious

This. There are already a great and a good version out there. This looks like more of the same without adding anything good. Plus Emma Watson is a terrible actress.

This just looks totally unnecessary.

If anything show her the Hepburn or Ryder version.

so cute

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Watching it for this, this time Jo looks more aggressive and resolved

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From the Wiki on her father.
>In March 1853, Alcott was invited to teach fifteen students at Harvard Divinity School in an extracurricular, non-credit course.

most likely he fucked those students

Why are 45+ year old women allowed to lust after teenaged male actors?

Holy christ Watson hit the Wall hard

Isn't him like 24?

I've never seen the June Allyson version but I agree about Kate and Winona.

next year he'll be 25

'mirin that stache

She's not bad looking for almost 30, but she's too old to be playing a teenage character.

Greta is awful at directing.

in the xix century people looked older

Is she Yea Forums's new Debicki but fat version? Her ass is so big in Lady Macbeth where she was nekkid that it barely fit on the screen. How big her shit must be?

She has really deep mouth wrinkles and it makes her look around 40.

As much as I hate women and wanna look cool in front of my 4channel friends I loved Ladybird so I’m definitely gonna see it

teenagers still didn't look like 30 year olds, especially females

Somebody called her an OompaLoompa, and I haven't been able to unsee that

you're right, they looked like 40 year olds

yeah I think it's gonna be kino

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That scene at the field, that looked pretty intense, both actors showing a big and deep punch in just 5 seconds.

Even If, and it's a big If, there is any hardcore lezzie ass eating action in this, I still could not give one shiny shit about this movie.

>She has really deep mouth wrinkles and it makes her look around 40.

Its from having to put Harvey's nutsack in her mouth to get the role in Beauty and the Beast. Stretched it out.

Watson is done after this movie
She has finally worn out the Harry Potter nostalgia

Made me spill my beer

There's a 30 minute lesbian scene between Saorise, Emma, and Florence, but it's Greta's private director's cut.

this is going to kick ass, every adaptation of this book kicks ass. especially 1977's

I imagine Greta, Dern and Meryl all of them screaming 'ASS TO ASS' in a semicircle around them.

Will they de-age Emma Watson?

youtube.com/watch?v=7GBqgNYgkkU

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I wanna bang these 4 whores
they should just make a porno

Because they're all Jews or Jewish golems and attacking any foundation of western culture is their mission.

Sounds kino.

>Little Women

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directed by bella thorne?