People fainted when they saw this

only oldfags will get this reference

I would faint and have a seizure too if I couldn't stop laughing.

I'm thinking of having an Exorcist viewing marathon. Which do you think is the best order to watch the films in? I've had a few tell me just to watch the first film and Exorcist III, and just ignore the prequels and the second film.

>just to watch the first film and Exorcist III,
This

>Feed... Me... White genes....

It was in the dream sequence though

>haha kids today are so stupid
>*runs out of theater because The Mummy 1959 looked too real and scary*
Basically quoting my aunt.
Fuck me old people are dumb.

>wasted dubs on a candlejack meme

You didn't even do it right you fuc

>not even getting the meme righ~

>implying doubles aren't gotten twice a second on Yea Forums

If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s people getting the candejack meme wrong...no sir, I don’t like it...that is all.

How were people scared and not laughing at scenes like this? Even in 1973, I would've been laughing as much as I do now at it.

youtube.com/watch?v=m6aMJ25hTOU

>thought of your child stabbing her vagina and slapping you
>laugh
do you watch a movie and purposely not empathize with the characters? kind of sad and pathetic

Keep your fingers away from my god damn cunt

It's kinda hard to empathize with characters that believe in nonsense or take demonic possession seriously.

No don't you get it and you obviously haven't watched funkytown as much as him. The entire film-watching world in 1973 was shook up by this but not this lil ol zoomer, he's got hindsight and knows everyone was just being gay

not even an oldfag meme since its used so often

>watches movies
>can't suspend disbelief
again must be sad.

>Sad
So is your existence, and your father's inability to wear a condom.

CAPTAIN
O MY CAPTAIN

You truly are an actual retard lmao

Thats not how you do candlejack you stupid nigger. Its also incredibly old and tired so just stop this shit. If he really got you, you wouldn't even be able to post your post so it doesn't even make sense. There, you see? I did it and I'm sti

yeah its so complex and obscure and creative and original

youtube.com/watch?v=AkIqFK3KoZ4

Says the one with imaginary friends.

Based

stop being so obvio

>Even in 1973, I would've had all the experiences of someone born in the 21st century

Okay.

A bunch of a Chistfag Catholic retards that were probably touched as children and indoctrinated into believing that the trash they watched was a 'Documentary' or true to real. All religious people should be shot for being this gullible and retarded.

>demonic possession doesn’t real
Imagine unironically believing this in the year of our lord 2019

>I've read and know the details of your birth certificate.
Okay.

Isn't this a screenshot from a later version of the film that was released decades afterwards? I think the only time they showed that demonic face was in Karras's dream about her dead mother.

>um sweaty I'm not a zoomer, I was born in 1999!

lol ok

candlejack meme is worse than sneed's feed and se

i miss 2007 Yea Forums bros

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>I was clearly the doctor who helped deliver in the hospital. I remember the year like it was yesterday.
lol ok

this trailer with full screen and max volume is absolutely based and scarier than many movies out there
youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh8B_6hfMQ

That scene is from extendend edition that was released in 2000. OP is clearly ignorant zoomer.

No one cares

boomers are the most cringe generation, by far

Take your time, remember to take deep breaths, re-check your spelling for errors, and THEN post, zoomer.

Im not your bro faggot

It's only funny if you're a godless zoomer that chops their own genitals

That one scene in Parasite is more scarier than this whole movie

Boomers are fucking pussies lmao

Back then the world didnt feel as connected as it does now with the internet.. there was still mystery outside your door. You wouldnt know though because you were born after the year 2000

>misses old Yea Forums
>posts wojak
what did he mean by this?

The Ninth Configuration belongs in between 1&3

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this but unironi

Fuck lads he's getting quicker. I'm shitting myself. Sooner or later you won't even have to begin sayi

BE SILENT TRANNY!

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>wojak
not its name
never was, never will be

Even after lines like this, we were supposed to find "The Exorcist' scary? Okay...

Even people who were around back then like my Uncle who watched this as a teenager in the 70's thinks this overrated, slow-burn, fake Horror, certifiable Comedy piece of fantasy Christfag shit is hilarious.

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i farted when i saw that

but the pazuzu images are from the 2000 version. theatrical is vastly superior and is the best paced picture ever made. simply perfect in every aspect, from the way it was photographed, to sound design, to acting etc.
p.s. cant believe newcucks are falling for obvious bates from capeshit gulpers

>Scary
youtube.com/watch?v=8QjrBjdb2T8

Newfag

Why you do this to me dimi?

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*jimmy

FUCK
THIS

Based

>>"The Exorcist' scary? Okay...
>>Even people who were around back then
>> like my Uncle
>>my Uncle
This might surprise you faggot but the rest of the world doesn't use your uncle as a measuring stick for good movies.

>tfw fainted when I saw the homeless dude from Mulholland Dr.

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This is my gif now

Actually she says dimi. Suck cocks in hell

>the rest of the world doesn't use your uncle as a measuring stick for good movies.
And it doesn't use yours or any other queer on this cancerous ridiculous excuse of a board who thinks this trash is kino either.

The exorcist became a better movie when my parents explained what the times were like at the time of its release.

Back to your subreddit dork

classic

Everytime I see or even think of the dream sequence with the mother on top of the metro stairs I get chills down my spine and tears in my eyes, it's such an emotional scene.

youtube.com/watch?v=TD0RJ_iuBPo

Tips fedora

true i'm an oldfag

why you do dis to me lil yimmy norton?

Newfa

Goddamn this film is so fucking based and robust. It's absolutely perfect in every aspect from acting, directing, editing.
Friedkin would probably have multiple lawsuits against him today for all the shit he pulled during The Exorcist filming.

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this meme is so stup

so you just start typing and you get killed mid sent by candleja

Cause audiences back then weren't as retarded as you are today.

>Dork
Project. Imagine thinking that talking about movies on any website on the Internet at all (regardless of what the site is) with other social rejects makes you 'cool' whatsoever. Lose weight, have sex, get a clue

When you said parasite do you mean the new gook movie that came out? I thought it was like a boring dramatic true event kind of movie not a scary or thriller one.

Dork

A lot of people were more innocent and simple back then.

I weep for the modern world. What has technology brought but further moral decay and social ruin?

She says "demi", it's the short version of Damien, his name.

pwnt by myg0t

Er No they didn't faint as this is the shitty 2001 extended version that nobody liked. That scene especially is terrible with a tacked on face of the demon Pazuzu. It was laughed at by everyone in fact. The original 1973 version of The Exorcist is a great genre movie. You meanwhile are a cancerous piece of shit who needs to kill themself.

1973 - The Exorcist draws countless people to the theatre
2020 - the latest capeshit movie is the only thing that can do the same

The world is fucked beyond saving.

Dear young man,

At the time, people had not been exposed to that type of movie magic. There was no Internet, most people didn't know a whole lot of pop culture, and autists like you could not isolate themselves and spend 10 hours a day reading shitposts about everything and nothing. When people saw this, some thought they were going insane, or worse, becoming possessed.

Inability to empathise with previous generations is a sign of autism. There is only one cure for autism:

a fucking bullet to the face

ya seethe? get better taste

Don't sweat it, man. They're not gonna understand it. They can't conceive a world before reality was constantly mediated.

I even miss abatap, man.

Your childhood mustve been shit.. your probably still a child what am i saying

I only seethe when I'm riding my man's hard cock and he's constantly within seconds of orgasming, except for the fact that I carefully ride him slower when it comes to that, because I am in tune with his hardness. But then I seethe. And when I want to, I ride him like a motherfucker until he ejaculates inside me, a whole hot load of cum. Then I keep riding him, gradually more slowly, as I kiss his face and tell him I love him, I love him, I love him. When he has got his breath back, I kiss him on the mouth and our tongues mingle.

That's the only time I seethe.

yeah, because current gen is so stellar

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if you watch the movie from the beginning you will be surprised how well it works even with how massively tainted it is by pop culture

One of the greats. I remember when Sky Premier aired it after it was unbanned from television. Zoomers cannot understand.

It's okay to punch xennials