You have ten seconds to name the most painfully awkward movie going experience you've ever had

>>i didn't even scream "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? IS THAT NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?"
we are so very disappointed in you, user

I saw the 40 Year Old Virgin with my parents in theaters with a packed audience.

t. Clover from Totally Spies

rare apu

It's true, movie dates are the worst meme

>Most painful and awkward film
TLJ
>Most awkward audience
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
>be me
>just turned 15
>Dad takes me to watch H2G2 as he knows I loved the books and TV series and he's been recording the BBC radio 4 reruns for me
>mostly empty cinema
>one guy in front of us
>lanky, with glasses the size and density of Prof. Farnworth's
>asks where we've got our towel, holding up his
>"A man's always gotta know where his towel is!"
>"Yeah. We uh... know."
>"It's to ward off the Bugblatter Beast of Traal, a creature so stupid..."
>"That thinks if you can't see it, it can't see you."
>"Ah. Have you read the books?"
>"Yep."
>throughout the film he keeps turning around highlighting details and changes from the books, but misses stuff like TV Marvin or Simon Jones being The hologram on Magrathea
>keeps going "Nooo.... nooo notinthebooksnotinthebooks" through clenched teeth when Humma Kavula is on screen
>once the film finishes, he throws his popcorn into the empty front row and then goes to retrieve the bag... then tramples on it shouting SHIT FILM SHIT FILM
>back at Dad's car I open the wrong car door of an indentical car parked right next to it and disturb a couple enganged in copulation.

you are supposed to take the opportunity to make out with your date retards. you don't actually watch the movie. plus only preteens go to the movies for a date. this board really is full of incels.

>prefering kissing a woman to having a good kinografic experience
lol plebeian I bet you don't even watch all of Andrei Tarkovsky's works in one sitting

yea, unfortunately 14 year old me thought that it would be silly to just kiss the gf in cinema with lots of ppls watching (used to be a bit arkward about that), all while some stupid animated kids movie runs.
our hands publicly touching was the furthest thing during the movie and i almost got an heart attack at that time from that. woman have soft skin, wasnt used to it as young teenager.
cringy times !

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>show up with reserved seats
>movie starts
>grown ass dude like mid 50s and 2 girls show up
>dude looks at me and literally yells
>UR IN MY SEAT
>immediately pull out phone and show him
>he shows me his ticket
>it's for the next day kek
>walks out yelling and waving arms around
>daughter keeps apologizing to me and everyone around
Missed the first ten minutes of aquaman because him

>watch TFA with my boomer godfather and his other godchildren
>I literally felt his dissapointment after he has seen it
I have seen it with a bunch of friends before that and I didn't want to decline his invitation because he's a decent guy. Should I have given him a warning?

My little sister (who was probably 7 or 8) shit on the floor.

a friend fainted and emitted some very loud growling sound during the bath suicide scene in the rules of attraction, the whole theater looked at us while I was slapping his face

>go see new transformers flick
>empty kinoplex, sit in mid rear
>chad and stacey sit down 3 seats from me
>before previews have started she's blowing him
>keeps looking up and giggling in my direction in between gagging on dick
>this goes on for an hour and a half, pretty sure he came twice
>just keep my eyes forward and pretend it's not happening

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Those are steak knives

>going to see endgame
>next to a black dude and a scrawny white dude
>white dude coughs up phlegm and snorts and spits the entire time
>black dude gets excited at ONE scene and says something to himself
>white dude yells SHUT UP MAN
>me and the black dude give each other a look

>in parents basement watching hunger games with my hs crush at end of dream come true 2nd date
>going well
>sister comes home unexpectedly
>dad and sister get in screaming match upstairs
>sister is calling my dad names
>dad calling sister names
>finally ends after about 15 minutes with “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE” and door slamming
Never had another date with her

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That’s why you sit in the back in a shitty movie and riff it with her before kissing passionately

By the way you talk about it doesn't sound like you've gotten any more comfortable with females since then

Nothing was really ever as bad as going to see Watchmen with my dad when I was around 19 and hadn't read the comic yet. So all the blue penis was weird at first but I didn't really give a fuck after a while. It was the sex scene that was the cringiest to get through, wtf was Snyder thinking?

I was also uncomfortable watching the masturbation/sex dream scene in Black Swan with my dad but that was at his apartment instead of a theater and he was just saying "Helllllll yeah" to the tv the entire time

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Jesus fuck that sounds awful what a sperg
I never saw H2G2 because I assumed it was Reddit and it looks like I was right.

You ever talk/reminisce about this story, with your dad?

What was his take then?
What is it, now?

What movie were you guys watching?

>he was just saying "Helllllll yeah" to the tv the entire time

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LEL I also saw Watchmen with my dad, the sex scene was just SOO long. Does sex even last that long irl? doubt it.

Had a similar situation.
>Go to see Black Panther with stoner friends
>They buy us tickets for the special moving chairs (double the price but better viewing angle, and reserved seats)
>Get there, packed house
>Go to fancy seats, they have a sign on them that says reserved seating
>There is some weekend dad and his pudgy son, sitting in 2 of our chairs
>Tell them the seats are ours, show tickets, point out signs, and the fact that all others in the row are vacant, despite the theatre being so full

>"THE GUY AT THE FRONT SAID THERE IS NO SPECIAL SEATING, SO WE NOT MOVING"
>Homeboy really doesn't want to go, because it's almost showtime and it's front row only, at this point.
>Argue for a bit, explain that our friend paid for this privilege, and that's how it works in capitalist society
>Sassy woman in the row behind starts whooping and adding fuel to the fire
>Son is very embarrassed, and weekend dad is riddled with the shame of ruining his outing
>Usher eventually comes, makes them move to the front

After the movie, the kid was standing in his hoodie, waiting for me near the trashcans, looking absolutely school shooter mode. I feel bad because it's not his fault at all, so I try and give him a little nod/sympathy/cool.

The little weirdo blows me a kiss and runs away...

When I exited the theater after watching Toy Story I ran towards the car and fell into plants with tons of thorns. My mother had to pull a bunch of thorns off my ass cheeks and limbs with tweezers while my friend, sister, and father all laughed at me the entire time.

Went to see “Love, Simon” with some hamplanet catfish I met on Tinder. It had premiered that night so the theater was crawling with teen girls I’d rather fuck. Every time the two gay guys kissed the whole theater shrieked and I cringed every time.

Hard to keep downstairs controlled, huh?

I fingered my high school girlfriend and this boomer couple that were there saw me and were disgusted, I told them to shut the fuck up and mind their own business and they got up and left.

Ah to be young again

My dad took me to see High Tension in the theaters when I was 6

It was pretty scary but I overall
Enjoyed it. I remember we were alone in the theater, other than this old lady by herself