What's your baseline test?
What's your baseline test?
Jaxson Smith
Jaxon Reed
>What will you do after college? Cells.
Jaxon Evans
>After work, do you waste all of your free time on an anonymous imageboard? Interlinked
Kayden Gutierrez
>within cell interlink
>with incel interlnk
Joshua Powell
"What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked."
Xavier Long
Jokes on you, I hold mummy's hand
Jaxson Turner
>Officer C.I.A. - 4.U
>Ready? Lets begin.
>Recite your baseline.
And a plane began to spin.
A system of flight plans interlinked within flight plans interlinked within flight plans interlinked within one file at the agency.
And extremely painful against the dark a big guy with a mask played.
>Big guy.
Big guy.
>Have you ever filed a flight plan with the agency? Big guy.
Big guy.
>Do you sometimes wonder why someone whould shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane? Big guy.
Big guy.
>Bane.
Bane.
>Have you ever crashed a plane with no survivors? Bane.
Bane.
>Do you long to powerstance? Bane.
Bane.
>Extremely painful.
Extremely painful.
>How does it feel when you don't get to bring friends? Extremely painful.
Extremely painful.
>Have you ever pulled off that mask? Extremely painful.
4U.
>You are way off your baseline.
Joshua Howard
Based cells based interlinked
Jordan Nguyen
>Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked.
Easton Phillips
based line
Elijah Hughes
>Do you think she can wipe properly? Imagine the smell.
Imagine the smell.
Jack Davis
interastaeni
Levi Thomas
>Mister Gucci Loafers - City Slicker
>Ready? Lets begin.
>Recite your baseline.
And a car from Guatemala's wheels began to spin...
A system of gucci loafers interlinked within gucci loafers interlinked within gucci loafers within one hobo...
And superstitious against the dark, a good grooming played.
>La dee dah
La dee dah
>Have you ever abandoned the soil of your old place? La dee dah
La dee dah
>Do you sometimes wonder why you soil pH is around 9.6 when you need 7 to 8 max? La dee dah
La dee dah
>La dee dah
La dee dah
>Have you ever pulled up with a fancy German car? La dee dah
La dee dah
>Do you long for a good grooming? La dee dah
La dee dah
>D'oh
D'oh
>How does it feel when you plant in gummi bears? D'oh
D'oh
>Have you ever grown tomaco? D'oh
D'oh
>Sneed's feed and seed
...
formerly Chuck's
>... You are not even close to Baseline.
Owen Evans
Jaxon Garcia
>user K-Y-S-4-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
Yes, sir.
>Recite your baseline.
And reddit newfaggotry began to spin... A board of posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within one (you)... And meaningless memes against the blue, a short fat neckbeard cried.
>Posts.
Posts.
>Have you ever been out of the house? Posts.
Posts.
>Do they make you post? Posts.
Posts.
>When you're not shitposting, do they keep you in a little room? Posts.
Posts.
>Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold the pillow of your waifu? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Did they teach you how to feel nothing and nothing? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you long for having your quints crosslinked? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you dream about being crosslinked?
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold your fapfu in your hands? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you feel that there's a cancer inside you that's trying? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked.
>Why don't you say that three times: Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked.
>We're done. Constant user, you can pick up your tendies.
Thank you, sir.
Blake Harris
Very nice.
Mason Phillips
Pretty faithful. Good job
Ethan Morales
>And a plane began to spin.
Daniel Roberts
Holy fuck, Nabokov was a time traveler.
Thomas Phillips
>When did you parents realise you were a failure? A system of cells interlinked Do you think they regret your birth? within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within
Leo Nguyen