SEVILLA VS REAL MADRID MATCH THREAD 1

SEVILLA VS REAL MADRID MATCH THREAD 1

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I'm from the future

The match ends up 0-0

You're welcome

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Halal's

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A predict a 30 yard screamer from modric to win it in the 87th minute with a sidepass assist from benzema

>Kroos
when will this meme end. Give him some rest, Carlo.

im not going to watch
vinicius junior is bad

HALA MADRID PORRA!!!

we got this

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It's time benzebros

does Carletto hate Valverde?

why are sevillistas so hyped? isnt this a pretty much meaningless game? looks like a final with all the tifos and chanting

>CACAvinga

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Sevilla's hymn is breathtaking

how does one acquire andalusian pitslut

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everybody wants to defeat Madrid with all they got, is the final boss of football after all

Hala Madrid bros

she's my wife

>MATCH THREAD 1
Do Spanish league threads ever reach 150 posts? Let alone 500?

she's everybody's wife desu

Nice OP retard

Fuck

Lmao

RAKITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

>limitao
GET THESE FUCKING NIGGERS OFF THIS TEAM

Only black guys though

Sevilla is going to rob Madrid again lmao

We are getting robbed as per usual

He is your best defender by far.

ya hace calor por sevilla chavales

Oh nonononono

idek which team is playing worse lately

That doesnt mean anything, the rest are even blacker + cabrajal

VAMOOOS
goleada 2.0 JAJSAJSJASJ

OH NO ONONO AHAHAHAHAHAH

chilebros... are we not relevant anymore?

The fuck was that sloppy defending?

This team is so shit i have no idea how we are in CL semis. Guess the eplel is even shitter

militao is a special kind of awful

Maybe not haha

Just buy some fullbacks ffs

There isnt 1 good cb either. Just shit in every position except midfield and striker

En semifinales de champions y primeros en liga, absurdo para lo malos que son y lo mal que están jugando.

they already bought the next great brazilian fullback, vinicius tobias

Wtf was alaba doing during the free kick lmao

Soriachads WW@?

el puto soria solo es del sevilla cuando juega contra el madrid, que asco de pibe

Florentino should fuck off already

nvm it was militao but then alaba just starts appealing for something

there is honestly no reason to play vini ahead of hazard

has anyone got that webm from years ago of the Sevilla choni which cuts off just as she's shouting ME CAGO EN LA PUTA or something like that

Vini is not fat

their monkey brains make them act like monkeys
many such cases

The fuck is wrong with militardo?

>cacavinga

based

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true, but hes just as useless so idk if its a positive
hazard can play high iq football around the box at least. i would give him SOME minutes, especially since vini has been useless for a few months now

The players are fucking wasted they cannot even run

Thank god I didn't bet on this match. Nice rotating Carlo.
>missing consumers

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pero tu has visto los ultimos minutos que ha jugado hazard? Si da pena verlo, tira a chuparla anda.

Ah, the old "get the ball and mindlessly run towards the enemy's defense, losing it"
Gotta love Monekycious

Vini at least feed goals to Benzema and thats important, I dont know how Hazard and Benzema would link up.

Paying for Carlo’s lack of rotation. They’ll do something at least as Sevilla just don’t know how to keep their bottle

Pero que minutos? Si lleva casi 2 meses sin oler el campo por orden de floren, payaso. En una bota tiene mas calidad que vinicius y toda su familia de monos amazonicos. Para tirar a la mierda todas nuestros ataques casi prefiero no tener que mirar al mono ese tirarse de forma penosa en todas las jugadas.

What does he do?

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soria is more culé than piqué

>por orden de floren
claro que sí, paleto

He's black and proud.

>*slips while defending a counter*
heh...just needs more time....

Because Vini is worthless and his purple patch dried months ago. Benzema can only carry the team so much

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COME BACK INTO THE CROATIAN NATIONAL TEAM, ROCKETIC

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>paleto
user por favor, vas a herir mis sentimientos ;(
This

Benzema trying so hard to carry this team

Martial gets no foul, no red on Camavinga, injured and a yellow to boot. Guy must be fuming.

so who is halal bottling it to? barca or sevilla?

both

vamos a pechear la liga

Hazard no juega porque lo dice florentino, que pese 100kg y sus extremidades no sean capaces de aguantar su peso provocando que se lesione una y otra vez no tiene nada que ver, que lo dicen en el chiringuito.

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