/ART/ - Arthouse/Experimental General

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I watched Michael Snow's "Wavelength" based on a rec in an arthouse thread years ago and it is the most bullshit film I've ever wasted my time on. Even watched both versions hoping to get some deep philosophical revelations out of it but nope, just a pretentious asshole aiming a camera at a wall for two hours. Don't buy into the arthouse meme, fellas.

>Yea Forums Film school
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This list combines the entry-,mid-,exit- and patriciancore arthouse Yea Forums lists

ok

bump

>Electrocuting An Elephant
Isn't that a Rome song?

Snow is a meme. Warhol too.

Didn't even finish, what a boring tripe

>BUT MUH SURREAL ACHRONOLOGICAL SEQUENCES

MP's Meaning of Life did it better

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Watch Saragossa Manuscript you heretic.

Get this, right? These *people* spend all their time watching obscure films and logging them after they've watched them (sometimes before, if they're cheating). They don't make films themselves; they don't even review them most of the time! They simply "watch films." That's their claim to fame. Knowing this is an inherently talentless exercise, they then create little discords and other such communities, comprised of three or four pseuds all jerking one another off, where they then proceed to shit on others for not having as many films logged - or for not having the "right" films logged. Again, zero real analysis going on here - it's all about the quantity and the age of the films watched. You could be a total mouth breather, but so long as you have hundreds of films logged prior to the sixties, and enough of them are in a foreign language, you get to feel like a big boy. It is beyond pathetic.

Is it arthouse?

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You skipped integral steps, first it's Lopushansky, then Wadja, then Vlacil and lastly Kawalerowicz. It's similar to books, they're all connected in a canonical way, you can't just pick up Numerical Discourses of the Buddha and understand it, you need to lay the groundwork first.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qJXmdY4lVR0
Malickino is back.

>Twin Peaks: The Return is the best long form kino of the dec-
*blocks your path*

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This screened at my university last term and I skipped it because it was like 15 hours. Was that a mistake?

>Blocked by Sally Jane Black
lmao

not a single one can hold a weapon

>Watched a Yang film in one sitting
Edward Yang? Because Yang's films are ultracomfy. I must have watched Yi Yi ten times

Not even close. La Flor was alright but not great.

Just torrent it. I probably wouldn't want to sit through this in cinema in one sitting.

Eh, the second from the left looks like she's holding it okay. Tip of the index finger on the trigger, not leaning away from it, no overly weak grip, looks like it's actually pointed at something.

>that pic
doyle is great, but he doesn't need to be there twice over matras and storaro

where's bela tarr ?

>where's bela tarr ?
sadly not under the ground where he should be

Rude. He was a fantastic director. Werckmeister Harmonies, The Turin Horse are masterpieces.

A Brighter Summer Day is practically 4 hours long

where did you get that torrent ?

with which director or in general where am i supposed to start with as a low iq brainlet that has trouble understanding art? ive pretty much watched every single imdbcore hollywood flick and i'm dying to watch something not made for the lowest common denominator but i got no idea where to start since it's like an almost different medium. is the criterion streaming site worth it?

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Bergman is accessible and makes short films.

try Wong kar-wai's filmography, also look at the entry-level arthouse list

thanks a lot

this got me

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Donnie darko is not that hard to understand

>delet this

You are welcome.

t.

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BR 2049 is such shit, just because the protagonist is a loser just like you doesn't mean it's a good film

?

so?
are going to tell me the baby needed 3 days to watch Satantango?

it's like women and books

thanks. ill ask again though, do you think the criterion collection site is worth it? $100 doesn't seem that bad considering the vast catalog they have, and i don't have a private tracker account

You don't even need to have a private tracker account to download most of their selection. It's on rutracker and other public torrents.

>criterion collection site
not available in my country, fuck

>Irreversible (Snuff remake)
u wot???

>masturbated to salo in theatres
Kino

apocalpyse now redux was a bit bad desu

are you going to watch the Final Cut?

The French

im not wasting another 3 hours on that overstretched would-be good movie

Do you guys go to movies alone cause I can't get anyone to go to art house films with me :(

Just go alone.

I can sense thousand million niggers, the being itself is a terrible nigger which must be nuked out of existence, which is the niggerdom...

woah sir, no cussing in this thread okay?

I haven't been to a cinema in three years

go to film festivals and make friends

updated chart

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fuck this reddit tier image

this thread belongs in the fucking trash

Every atom is a nigger..