/USFL/ HOUSTON VS MICHIGAN

How would you rate yesterdays game /USFL/bros?

>the best professional football team named the panthers
>the best professional football team in michigan
we just keep winning

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Too many vaginas in the USFL. Weather delay is a feminine policy.

6.5/10

about 3.50

Where is the game damn it? Unless they are playing near a tornado, keep the game going

I'm sitting here waiting on kino comfy and I'm watching last night's trash. Come on USFL, get your shit together and entertain me. I will relapse if the game doesn't start soon

>weather delay
>on terf
semen slurping league

ITS A THUNDER/LIGHTNING STORM YOU RETARDS.

So what's the deal with the weather delay? Lightning in the area?

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I'd go as high as 6.8 if I stayed up for the fourth quarter. Apparently it was amazing

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And? Higher chance to be hit by a car than lightning. On with the show bitch

>southerners can't handle a little lightning
sad!

ITT: Vaginas that melt when it rains

are you surprised? like a half inch of rain can wipe a 1/3rd of Louisiana off the face of the planet

i forgot it was on

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Someday a real rain will come and wipe the scum from the streets

good start; meh finish

lmao this shit is weather delay. this is the bullshit i expect from the usfl.

I'm a big time Juco player and i won many awards. i tried out to be in a couple usfl team an they all cut me. last night you seen the generals lose. i legit tried out to be the QB. but they cut me and stayed with bullshit perez and the other nigga who can't throw lmao

im gonan tell you all this. USFL is bullshit and they dont' care about talent all they care about is ass kissers like perez

usfl is gonna fail

bring back PJ Walker and Jordon Ta'amu

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werent you a tight end last night?

maybe someone will forget to turn off a sink and it'll wash all their mobile homes into the oceanocean

ta'amu is on the tampa gay bandits, and if a guy who couldn't do shit with dk metcalf and aj brown on his team is a top qb in your league, it's pretty fucking sad

>PJ Walker was now two (2) years ago

>ta'amu is on the tampa gay bandits,
fuck yes

It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?

20 minutes till back on track. Might as well pinch a loaf while I wait

20 more mins until the game starts /USFL/chads

He's multi talented, as only could be expected of a high level JUCO player

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I played TE in high school but when i went to juco i played QB.

you do know you can play multiple positions?

That’s fucked up.

>Generals lost to a team running a college offense

NJ Generals have Atlanta Falcons energy

This game will be a shitshow. It’s too wet

why does every team have red

Yeah that's a real dumb decision. I don't care what the colors of the original USFL were, having each team have the same color is a terrible idea.

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The 80s were all about the red shades. It's why Michigan is that fucking ugly maroon/gold combo.

fucking perfect, i love a good shitshow

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when i tried out for the generals and i told them they colors don't make sense. why the fuck are the general red? they should be green like the army and shit lmao

usfl is gonna fail fast

jeff fisher with the backwards ball cap lmfao

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For me, it's the Stars.

i think the fact that they have all the teams playing in Birmingham is a bigger issue than the jersey colors

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Stream?

wait a fucking second, Portland has a football team now? Fucking kickass, can't wait to see them in action. Didn't even realize there was going to be a northwest team, thought for sure we'd be left out.

>Being excited to watch Paxton Lynch

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So uh, the fans in the stands are coming back, right?

vipbox.lc/houston-gamblers-vs-michigan-panthers-1-live

It’s starting. With a sexy black women singing nice

Fans?

They were there for the home team, idk why they'd go to the others desu.

Oh man.... this looks apocalyptic

can someone explain to me the sense of having all the opening games at the same fucking place, instead of, i don't know, generating revenue and interest in the place these teams are supposed to be from.

>no fans
>delayed start
>awful weather
>ref echo

Now THIS is spring football. Last night was a joke. Too many fans and too much scoring.

LETS FUCKIN GO GAMBLERS

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Last night was kino.
Yea I really don't get it.

>empty stadium
Um USFLbros?

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>blocked in russia
guess i can use a vpn and shitpost from mobile, but why can't our country be run by retards

by my understanding none of the teams are actually from where they say they're from, it's just a throwback to the old USFL from years back

all the teams play in the same bubble to reduce costs since all these attempts at minor football leagues keep folding

>that screech from the drones
wtf were they thinking?

covid. alabama is full of redneck who think covid isn't real and are okay with putting peoples lives in danger

typical redneck trash

Why would people from Alabama want to watch a game between Michigan and Houston ffs? I expect all the games to be like this except the Alabama team.

>JoJo Ward
IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!?

>crowd in Birmingham doesnt give a shit about the teams from texas and michigan
wow, i cant believe it

It's the whole season, not the opening games. And it's because they want to save money to maybe have a second season. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, really.

It's Easter Sunday. Highly doubt anyone from Alabama does anything.

Wait do all the games take place in Alabama?

the schedule was finalized when everyone was still afraid of the common cold, it's too late to change now

> can someone explain to me the sense of having all the opening games at the same fucking place, instead of, i don't know, generating revenue and interest in the place these teams are supposed to be from.

It really cuts down on expenses. Renting out stadiums, transporting and housing teams is really expensive. They really only have to pay for the stadium with this set-up, and the city is giving them breaks to make that affordable.

The USFL may not make money, but they aren't going to a lose ton of money. It's not going to be hard for them to get in the black with tv rights, commercial sales, gambling, tickets and merch. And since Fox owns the USFL, you aren't going to see people or teams pull out due to losing money.

Oh that too lmfao, they're unironically at church.
Yea, for whatever reason.

is that what that high pitched screeching is? good lord

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For this season, yeah. Next season a different city will host all the games.

If this happens I hope all the next city is on Mexico or Brazil

let's go Panthers!

As someone from Alabama, can confirm everyone is at Easter church services or getting back from them.

Damn finna get some arbies

Wait there was a USFL draft??

Post the roast

Butterfingers

>fumble play 1
Oh no

Um pantherbros? It’s not looking too good

>For this season, yeah. Next season a different city will host all the games.
They said many cities are very interested with the USFL and also new teams may add into the fold for next year.

wait really, they're doing the single venue shit next year too? i thought the teams will finally go to their home cities

>drone buzzing
Absolutely kino

classic jeff fisher football

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Can Kapernic be a starter in the USFL?

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I thought I remember reading they'd do it next year too, though if they make enough revenue then maybe they will do actual home games.

Yep. Lousy weather, low-def drone footage, sounds like old-school SOVL

Terrible punt
What a terrible start so far for the Panthers

Anyone else spending Easter /alone/?

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>Can Kapernic be a starter in the USFL?
No.