Favourite Player

Reminder that 37 year old Cristiano Ronaldo has single handedly earned Manchester United 19 points this season in the hardest league in the world.

LEVELS.

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Wow that's insane, I assume they're challenging for the title surely with such an impressive stat?

Unfortunately, the rest of the team isn't as good as Cristiano.

No they would be battling relegation without his input though

Ronaldo is a liability at Utd just like he was at Juve. There's a reason Madrid sold him.

They would be 15th without Ronaldo. The GOAT carries his team.

Sneed? Without him Manchester United would be 15th in the Premier League and out in the group stage in the Champions League.

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Ronaldo scored 2 goals in that match.

instead he dragged the team to an impressive round of 16 exit

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Are you dense? Round of 16 is better than group stage.

Without him they were 2nd.

Ronaldo scored in this match too.

They were 2nd in the previous Premier league season. Mainly because every decent team was plagued with injury.

Trying to blame Ronaldo is low IQ.

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Ronaldo scored 2 goals in this game.

amazing how he makes groomers seethe so much

You know how Colombians are.

Lol remember when you guys lost to ENGLAND on PENALTIES?

Lol they'd be worse than the real United, Newcastle.

Newcastle have always had delusions of grandeur but they haven't won anything meaningful since the 1950s.

Is that why you like Penaldo so much?
Also:
>three brave lions
>england didn't really lose

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The undisputed, incomparable goal scoring record of Cristiano Ronaldo. Makes you wonder why anyone rates Messi.

don’t associate my country with that fucking retard, he’s a messi shill and spends all his free time on /sp sucking the midgets cock and fighting ronaldos cucks

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>the neutralizer of norwich

Yes. 2nd without him.

Made me kek. You're alright Colombia bro.

> scoring hat tricks is bad

Pills.

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>el ColumbiANO

> scored more than Neymar despite being in a much harder league with a much weaker team

We beat a crippled child without you. Why can't we beat Mike Tyson with you?

Ronaldo scores you seethe.

Ronaldo left Madrid because of his tax situation in Spain numbnuts. He also scored 100 goals for juventus. Go back to Mexico pedro.

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I'm just memeing
chill out, man

You need to update you meme. That is very old.

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>Ronaldo left Madrid because of his tax situation in Spain numbnuts
...no. he was just fed up with florentino and it's a wonder he put up with him for so long.

> team loses
> blames the best player

Kek. Lmao even.

I know, it's just banter.

Neymar has been injured for half the season, maybe more lol. He played 1000 minutes less and has double his assists. I suspect he has better per minute goal contribution than Ronaldo too.
This makes very little sense. Try again.

> acting tough in a 3 on 1
> Ronny still stands ground

Show the bit where Bruno bodies Van Dyke.

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> minute per goal
> g/a

37 year old Ronaldo is making Neymar and Messi look finished.

How does that meme about ManU customers go?
They're pakis and pajeets?

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> blames club potm

If you count it on minutes they actually played then they both mog him.

No no I believe it goes: Colombians are druggies and thiefs.

Yeah but also he was being harassed by the Spanish authorities. Pretty sure that played a part in leaving Spain.

Maximum cope. The only stat that matters is goals scored.

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Lol. He is still piss poor for a guy who plays a lone striker. Missed so many tapins this year alone, they could've been in FA Cup and comfortably be 4th in the league if he could convert his clear cut chances.

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damn he must've really improved that team. Where did they finish last season?

You're still trying to blame Ronaldo? Lol.

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3rd highest goal scorer in the hardest league.

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Man Utd performed better against Atletico than Man City lmaoooooo

Unfortunately the team is terrible.

Same picture but it's you with Messi's cock.

>where's my penal?

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What's a penal?

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Lol. How many against the good teams? Less than Messi this season kek.