Cast it into fire! Destroy it!

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CAST HIM OUT OF THE PLANE

Fuck, I hate elves

He looks like the guy from matrix

I’ll never understand why Aragon was randomly a red indian in that cartoon

>Frodo Baggins: Well, if he was one of the enemy, he would look fairer and...well, feel fouler, if you see what I mean.
Because Injuns are foul.

>I led him into the heart of the brothel, the one place it could be destroyed
>have sex! do it now!
>no
>INCELDUUUUR!!

Ahead of its time.

You can't be an Incel and also turn down sex, which is why there's no such thing as a Femcel.

Based elves

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what the fuck is the 2009 adaption

youtube.com/watch?v=9H09xnhlCQU

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Is there a reason why short hair cuts were forbidden for men in middle-earth?

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Short hair is for low test cucks and have no place in Arda.

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t. baldie

I think it's because of the strider parts in the book where he's a survivalist type of guy
You have to consider all the drugs Bakshi was high on

Melkor had short hair and Feanor said 'lol u look like a fag' and thusly, the people of Middle Earth came under the sway of the fate of the Silmarils.

1993 merry and pippin look like fucking dope friends

go to bed connor

Actually doesn't seem so bad for a fan film.

Liv Tyler looks like 1978 Galadriel

Finns truly are the niggers of the white race

>ICE EEL DOOR!!

>white
wh*toids wish they were based FinnGods

JUST

>Why yes I am going to take the ring for myself and for the good of my people what gave it away?

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>and for the good of my people
>gets turned into a pin cushion by orcs

>Why yes I do want to be upholstery

we need a pepe and wojok version of this scene now

>f-fins are white. Right?

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>we need a pepe and wojok version of this scene now

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The board has changed. I feel it in the catalog. I feel it in the archives. I smell it in the shitposts. Much that once was is lost; for none now post who remember it.

It began with the creation of the great memes; three were given to the oldfags, immortal, wisest and foulest of all beings. Seven to the Bane Posters; great memers and reposters, foe to jannie and moderator alike. And nine, nine memes were gifted to the race of normies, who above all else desire (You)s.

But they were all of them deceived, for another meme was made: in a land far from here , in the fires of his blog, the dark lord GRRM forged, in secret, a master meme to control all others. And into this meme, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all threads.

Taxposting: One meme to Rule Them All.

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No way, fag.

checked and based fuck knife ears

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>NOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE THE RING FOR YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE NEED TO DESTORY IT MUH EVIL

Why were elves so fucking cuckolds imagine how good the ring must feel.

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Was Arwen in the books? It looks like a made up strong womyn character.

Finnish gollum just looks Finnish

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female Theoden looks like my mom

Male Galadriel is a David Duchovny with a bit of Jamie Lannister in it

Elves are scum
I wish all treehugers would hang
>t. dwarf apologist

Why didnt he just push him into the lava or do it himself?

What THE FUCK is her problem?

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>kill the king of all humans
>start a massive elf-man race war
Not a good idea

>tell everyone he slipped

>female Orlando Bloom is Evangeline Lilly with a black boyfriend
really makes you think

PIPPIN

>with a black boyfriend
How do you see that??

black eye bruh

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You're not a very intelligent person, are you

amerivision

>tfw no Faramir gf

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Rise.

Yes. But in the books she was more or less a trophy for Aragorn to pick up along with his crown and scepter.
Arwen never fought anything in the books, that's all on PJ. Though I do kind of like the nazgul chase scene, Tolkien did say that elven gender roles weren't set in stone, their temperaments just suited certain jobs better, IE elven women dabbled in healing magic while elven men went to war. So it's not completely implausible what with her maybe wanting to leave Rivendell for a while to help her beloved. What would have been fucked though was if Arwen was at Helm's Deep as originally planned. IIRC you can still see Arwen for a second or two chopping down uruk-hai on the causeway when they do that suicidal charge out of the fortress. Thank fuck PJ removed that part of the story.

Long luscious hair is a sign of good breeding and previous contact with elven barbers. Only orcs and the human slaves of the dark lord have short hair.

based summerfag

incelrond should have sex

>Why yes, it is a gift. A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.

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The funny part is the laughing elf is 5'6"

whiter than you tyrone

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>not Sneedposting
Wasted opportunity.

Elrond was a pretty shitty husband desu.
>Wife is kidnapped by Orcs
>Do fucking nothing
>Finally his sons have had enough and leaves to look for her
>Finds her in some cave where Orcs had "tormented" her
>Is so traumatized that she leaves for Valinor

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Sounds like the plot of a NTR hentai tbqh

>Sam hardly changed

This is now a thread about Finnish kino.

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Faceapp doesn't work very well with big beards.

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Well there is that infamous fanfic that more or less play out that way.

cumbrain tier

That old version is kino. I could almost take him seriously if he looked like that IRL.

WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN

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Westoids mad

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short hair is for slaves

Boromir is the girl from Dexter

>elrond is just amouranth

>hey gus, you know how I went into the volcano with your king alone? Yeah he kind of slipped and fell into lava ha ha tough luck I guess...

I finally understand this afther seeing the big short

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Tackle him into the pit. No one will know what happened

how come it works so much better for female to male
dunno if it's because tyler and blanchett are very pretty to begin with but their male versions are gigachads

lol we don't even think about you fags

he cant he is controlled by the ring, he only pretended to gain power over the puni human.

>he didn't watch the raimi cut

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>Hobbits barely change
>Galadriel becomes Jaime Lanister
>Boromir (female) showing me how blown out it is
>Theoden (female) starts yelling “Two Weeks” repeatedly

Shouldn't elrond be saying "yes" in the top right panel?

the point is that he was timid and intimidated but talks a big game later

>Though I do kind of like the nazgul chase scene
I'm just butthurt we didn't get our lad Glorfindel.

Based

Which is why the label is silly because if you walk in a red light district for 5 seconds some whore will offer services no matter what you look like

How can you hate Tolkien's elves? Your minds have been poisoned by RPGs or some shit.

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no...

Female legolas is fine

But bald is cool, r-right?

Pippina is CUTE

Long time elf hater here, LOTR was my first taste of fantasy and I hated elves back then.
They're just cunts

t. cave troll

The movie elves were your typical DnD mary sue fags.

Unironically yes.
Long hair > short = bald > mid length

BASED
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You can't be an incel if you live in a country where prostitution is both illegal AND actively hunted down by the police instead of just belly humped because nobody cares. You are willingly turning down sex whenever you have more than 100 dollars in your hand and decide to use it in something else.

Most people here are just volcels that believed too much on the roastie damage control talk of "hookers are for losers", because if too much men see prostitution positively, they will no longer orbit shallow females that don't reward them with sex, they will become pragmatic in this regard.

Based and redpilled.

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samefag seething goblin

Female Faramir looks like my female version in that app.

You only look good in that app when you have a s0yb0y face.

IM NOT A GOBLIN UR A FUCKING GOBLIN
>$100
That's a lot of neetbux.

I'm so sick you you fucking faggots.

1978 Elrond reminds me of Caesar

Fuck no.

Long hair>bald/clean shaven>>>>>>>>>mid length>short.

Why did anons gave him a nigger hand?

is every finnish person ugly like this? like these are the people they decide to put on televsion? wtf

An American did that edit

GIB NORWEGIAN AMAZON GF

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when you said ""tormented" my mind immediately went to rape, but don't they just die if u try and rape them?

The characters from the 1978 version unironically look like something you would see out of a CD-i title.

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Literally Anita Sarkeesian

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tfw no pippin gf

>female
Euguene from the preacher

t. Ivan

Pippin > Elrond = Aragorn > Faramir