Three tickets for me, my wife and my wife’s son for the newest A24-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting...

a tour de forceps

>it's getting longer

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Based.

I think it's more that everything can be mocked and even good things have flaws. I like most A24 horror films but still chortle sensibly about all the flak they get.

Serious question, what the fuck is A24?

entertainment company that specializes in genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI or infantile jumpscares films distribution.

That and the fact there probably are plenty of actual soi faggots that think of themselves as incredibly intelligent and superior for liking A24 and decrying jump scares and shit.

Is there a Chad equivalent to Op's post?

>insist
>HE INSISTS

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gay

Company that's produced a lot of these critically acclaimed and hyped horror films of late like Hereditary. You do get people and reviewers out there cumming themselves over this stuff and using terms like 'bone chilling slow burn'

Based. My bones are tickled by this slow burn pasta.

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>Two tickets for whatever looks good, thanks

what kind of voice does the soijak have?

Midsommar was shit

>Two tickets to the newest SAW film, please.

>two tickets for Veggie Tales please

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>chortle sensibly
Add it to the pasta

Something like
>I chortle sensibly over such cliches!
when talking about the jump scares and CGI

Hereditary, The VVitch and Under the Silver Lake are all worthy of praise but the rest are mediocre You Were Never Really Here, It Follows to outright trash e.g. Midsommar, A Ghost Story

Bone warming flash freeze.

Read . The pasta is mocking pretentious, fart sniffing faggots that think of themselves as superior, enlightened, and original for dick licking A24 rather than just going 'yeah, good stuff. Horror kino'

>Hereditary, The VVitch and Under the Silver Lake are all worthy of praise but the rest are mediocre You Were Never Really Here, It Follows to outright trash e.g. Midsommar, A Ghost Story

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Hereditary was garbage. Pure garbage. I laughed at how it focused on building the "tension" in such hackneyed and cliche ways and then crammed over an hour of exposition in less than 10 minutes.

Yep. Some of the end stuff was pretty good but the build up was boring as fuck sans the daughter being murdered and didn't enjoy the characters. Could have done more with that Sumerian demon cult.

>good thread

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>a tour de force

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Show me one good jump scare scene, user.

>Two tickets to Hobbs and Shaw, please bro.

What movie is most like this?

Zoomers think these are good memes lol

>hereditary is hackneyed
>gimme jumpscares mommy

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youtu.be/Zmu71H_6UAA

youtube.com/watch?v=z5OGQr3xdfM

If it was up to me, every single wojack poster would be instabanned

Was going to post this.

>ban thing I don't like
May I suggest Reddit, my dear gentlesir? *doffs trilby*

torrenting

>If it was up to me, every single wojack poster would be instabanned

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>If it was up to me, every single wojack poster would be instabanned

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two tickets for some movie no one wants to see, i wanna make out with Stacy

this is without a doubt a virgin boomer posting.

Sneed

WELL THEN I GUESS ITS A GOOD THING THAT "WHAT YOU WOULD DO" DONT MEAN UGATS TO ME

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>If it was up to me, every single wojack poster would be instabanned

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t. soiboi

>If it was up to me, every single wojack poster would be instabanned

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what's this mental illness called?

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How can one man be this utterly based?

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Faggotry

>what's this mental illness called?

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>

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Baseditis

>lovecraftian

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it's called dank triplets

>like all things, that phrase was coined here and stolen by plebbit faggots. way to show your newfag level though.

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Fuck off its the best thing on TV.

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Was hoping he's post Sneed if I'm honest.

That's not a jumpscare though. The scene spent almost 4 minutes building tension and that was a payoff.

>mindfuck

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Imagine spending years posting the same fucking thread over and over again.

you just bone-chilling-slow-burned me

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>Imagine spending years posting the same fucking thread over and over again.

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Let him be, those threads never fail to put a smile on my face

This tbqh, they're all identical, but somehow hilarious.