MASTAH WAYNE, WHEN I WAS IN BURMAH A LONG TIME AGO, ME AN MOY FRENDS WERE WERKIN FOH DA LOCAL GUVERMENT...

MASTAH WAYNE, WHEN I WAS IN BURMAH A LONG TIME AGO, ME AN MOY FRENDS WERE WERKIN FOH DA LOCAL GUVERMENT. DEY WERE TRYIN TO BUY DA LOYALITY OF DA LOCAL TRIBE LEADERS BY GIVIN EM PRECIOUS STONES, BUT DERE CARAVANS WERE BEENG RAYDED IN THE FOREST NORTH OF REDDIT BY A BANDIT. SO WE WENT LOOKIN FOH DESE STONES. BUT AFTA SIX MONTHS WE DIDN'T FIND ANYONE WHO TRADED WID HIM. ONE DAY I FOUND A CHILD PLAYIN WID A RUBY DA SIZE OF A TANGERINE. THE BANDIT HAD BEEN THROWIN DEM AWAY.

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I HAD THIS FANTASY... THAT YOU WERE WIV DIS ... TANGERINE

>why steal dem

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A LONG TOYME AGO, AH WAS IN BUHMA. SOME FRENS AN' I WERE WERKIN' FOR DA LOCAL GUB'MENT. THEIR CARAVANS WERE BEING RAIDED BY A BANDIT, SO WE WENT LOOKIN' FO DIS WANKER. BUT IN SIX MONTHS, WE NEVER CAME ACROSS THE LAD. WAN DAI, I SAWR A CHOILD PLAYING WITH A RUBY, DA BASEDZE, OF A TANGERINE. DA BANDIT FANCIED HIMSELF A MODERN DAI ROBIN HOOD. WE FOUND HIS STRONGHOLD IN THE FOREST. IT WAS A UTOPIA FO' POOR FOLK. SCHOOLS, BEAUTIFUL GREENERY, YOU'D SWEAR IT WAS THE QUEEN'S EDEN.

WE BUHNT THE FOWEST DOWN

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Very Based

I don't get it...

Jesus Christ Albert, it's called Myanmar you old bastard.

>north of reddit
kek

EVRY YEAR I TAKE AN OLLIDAY TO BURMA, THERE'S THIS CAFE BY THE MEKONG.
ANY FINE EVENING I WOULD SIT THERE AN ORDER A TANGERINE. I AD A FANTASY, I'D PEEP ACROSS THE TABLES AND SEE YOU SAT THERE WIV A BANDIT, MAYBE SOME RUBIES.
YOU WOULDNT SAY NUFFIN TO ME, NOR ME TO YOU, BUT WE BOF KNEW YOU'D MADE IT.

And he was a good friend.

Kekked hard

>Sat there wiv a bandit, maybe some rubies
Kek, based alfred

Sonar? Like..
Like a tangerine Mr Wayne. Like a tangerine.

Someone post the janny one

Reminder that Micheal Caine killed a gook in the Korean War.

Have you ever killed a man?

Alfred: I saw a child playing with a Tangerine the size of a Ruby. The hand it had been tossing them away...

Bruce: Why?

Alfred: Some men don't like Tangerines, some even hate Tangerine Dream.

Bruce: Impossible.

Alfred: You like Tangerines too much, Master Bruce.

Someone post the Tangerine Alfred

how shitty is pennyworth?

>Basedze
Lmao your word got filtered

A child the size of a tangerine.

WE BUHNT THE CAFE DOWN

Tangerineposting > Baneposting > Maskposting > Sneedposting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Footfungusposting

A Tangerine the size of Burhma.

YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY LIMBS OFF!

Raimiposting tops them all

Nothing is better than Baneposting and Funghi are barely relevant anymore
However penguinposting and movie tropes are very kino shitposts

BURMA IS A WOH RON

Do you think Alfred has some illegitimate Burmese children about?

fucking lel

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MASTAH WAYNE, OY DO BELIVE WE BURNT DI CHILDRIN THE SOIZE OF TANGERINES

its basically sneed