OFFICIAL FA CUP SEMI-FINAL: CHELSEA v CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD 1

Which London club will face Liverpool back at Wembley for the FA Cup final next month? The West London team that's choked the last two FA Cup finals, or the South East one that choked at both Wembley Stadiums to the Reds' biggest rivals?

4:30pm BST kick-off, coverage on ITV from 3:45pm.

CHE: Mendy; Azpilicueta (c), Christensen, Rudiger; James, Jorginho, Kovacic, Alonso; Mount, Havertz, Werner.
>Subs: Arrizabalaga, Silva, Sarr, Kante, Loftus-Cheek, Niguez, Pulisic, Ziyech, Lukaku.

CRY: Butland; Ward, Guehi, Andersen, Mitchell; Kouyate, McArthur (c); Zaha, Eze, Schlupp; Mateta.
>Subs: Guaita, Clyne, Kelly, Tomkins, Milivojevic, Olise, Ayew, Edouard, Benteke.

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4-1 Chelsea

Mount scores 2

Hold still, Palarse. This one will hurt A LOT.

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2-1
Pulisic has to come on and save chelshit and does, this time Tuchel realizes he needs to put actually good players around him

Pulisic is shite.

Better than Mount and Werner that's for fucking sure
also check my trips next time dumb faglord

Check these nuts in your mouth.

CHECKED AND CORRECT
YA SEETHE

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>christensen
Silva def needed a rest but I don't trust him.
Hope Chelsea moves to a 4 men defence and sign a new defender + keep Rudiger because they need to start bringing him fresh legs.

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Who do we want to win fellow Livergods? Obviously Palace would be the easier game but their style might cause us problems.

the humble 86' gwg from PuliGOD today

we want Puli

We've got this gentlemen, UTC!

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>no Pulisic
setting alerts for subs then, couldn't care less about the German frauds. hope Pulisic leaves for Juve in the summer

>Poolishit not starting

Chelshit have a chance.

My body is ready for this ritual slaughter. Souls claimed for use in the battle against Liverpool. Let's hope these souls can overcomes the power of Liverpool's VAR skill points.

cucking chelsea twice in a final in the same year would be kino

>Mount
>Kovacic
>Christiansen
Tuchel is so stupid it's unreal

You’re something of an expert on cucks aren’t you?

we got this

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Yes!

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That Palace side looks terrible without Gallagher.

Mount and Kovacic are good though

based & saved
based

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True, but i don't like their scum fans to be happy or optimistic.

>Liverpool fan
>calling anyone else scum
Irony 1,000,000

CAM ON PALACE
>chelshitters in my thread

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Ew a mutt

>my thread
Fuck off you silly twat.

Chelsea are the scummiest piece of shit fan base in the league and it's not even close.

ITV camera tries to show chelsea fans and can only find Asian boys or blacks kek

crystal palace home kit is fucking atrocious. no wonder cantona kicked that guy.

lol, stay deluded
keep crying when illsbreh silences get booed

>Ian Wright
>Keane

Wholesome pre-game and half time analysis coming up

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Why isn't Pulisic playing? Surely they rested him in midweek so he could be fresh for this right?

You just know Keane has some interesting racially abusive phrases in him if he even gets wound up

>proving his point

pls beat livercrush in the final, chelsbros

>Wright tells him to calm down about something
>Keane makes eye contact
>"Nigger" in his head while maintaining eye contact
>They both know

we all do it

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Chekd

I've always said, it's not our questions that define us, it's what we do with the answers

The rashford google ad gives off serious cancer vibes

MEEEEE ILLLLSSSBREEEHHHH LAAAAAA

Keane can’t even bring himself to look at Micah Richards for this reason. The urge is too strong
Souness definitely has it in him. Especially about Pogba

CAHM DOWN MAET

playing dark souls 2 lads

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Why play the worst souls game, la?

So we're all supporting Palace, right?

You browse this site too much. Normal people who have social lives and regular sex don't think these things.

*ahem* FUCK liverpool desu. /oil/ bros ww@?

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>blue team BAD
Go back.

So who's winning this?

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this, what an horrible level design

>Yea Forums
>Normal people

Palace is globohomo chelsea is based

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SLAP ASS

plan on beating all the souls games, only beat bloodborne so far.
whyd i start with 2 instead of 1? literally no reason

Morrowind facial slider looking mfer lmao

The normal people in this conversation are Roy Keane and Souness, not those autists playing out some weird fantasy.

Yes Zaha will eat poodiger for lunch

digits and this goes to penalties

At least you'll get the worst one out of the way with. Its legitimately a bad game imo

Just hoping for fun

Pissu

>the ground is packed
There's clearly empty seats everywhere

Is the no loan players thing a Chelsea clause or FA rules?

Tell me the truth, is Gallagher actually good?

Can't wait for the anti-discrimination gesture lads.

>anthony taylor is still alive
fuck

EAAAAAAGGOLS

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based no-kneelers

The white devils lie as easily as they breath senpai.

>Antony Taylor referee
end my suffering, end it all

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>Zaha not kneeling
based?

KNEEL

wembley is cringe, they only give 30k tickets to each team the middle 30k is all corporate and sponsor reserved seats, obviously 90% of the time they dont even turn up and it makes wembley look shite

CAM ON CHELSEA

Are you retarded? How did you think I meant Keane & Souness?

>Normal people who have social lives and regular sex don't think these things
But that’s literally Roy Keane and Graeme Souness

Balloon

Kneel

careful with those balloons

Yeah

look at all those fags getting ready to suck dick

>still kneeling
He thinks it's a waste of time

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>rang the Undead Burgh bell in DaS1 and was actually getting into the game
>kind of just forgot about it and would have to start again now

nuWembley is shit

I respect the fuck out of Roy Keane :)

best captain

where was the moment of silence for the 97?

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Yeah I’m sending them my energy

where can i watch please??

Lot of people who can't read in here.

yes

>no gallagher
>no pulisic
It's over palacesisters...

VPN + itv.com

When you stop being triggered is when it will stop

CAM ON BALLOONGUBU
SCOR SAM FACKIN GOALS

Fuck are you talking about? DS2 is a good souls game. Demon Souls is dated as shit

too many blacks

London clubs don't give a shit about dead scousers

Is this the worst chelsea signing of all time?

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>chelsea is based

Doubt expressed

Falcao

kys chud

based

>forgetting flacao

m8, you posted Stormzy by mistake

Chelsea fading into obscurity is going to be one of the most based things in football history.

Business idea: the entire middle tier of Wembley being corporate or "posh" seats is enough, get real fans in the sections behind the dugouts that are always half full. Even for major games like this.

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Fernando Torres

thank you but i have no clue what im looking for on the site... any other...

>Torres

CAM ON CHELS SCORE SUM FACKING GOLS

pulisic

Et tu Mutu?

Stream pls

shit camera angle again
what is it with this stupid cup?

They'll fetch a good price when selling him to Arsenal, so no.

Demon souls is dated but DS1 for me is clunky. I still have love for it but DS2 was my entry point and is still the one I hold as one of the better games in the series with best fashsouls, powerstancing etc the lore is also deeper here

>Chelsea fading into obscurity is going to be one of the most based things in football history.

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I haven't shat in 5 days, the last time I shat it was huge and covered in blood.

It's the new efootball camera angle

I can't believe what I'm reading here.....at least torress delivered one of the most kino moments of the club in recent memory

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CAM ON CRYSTAL SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS

such is the life of the homosexual

Why are chelsea billed as the home team on the score graphic but they’re wearing their away kit?

>DS2chad
Holy based. I love 2's story. Makes me think of life's pointlessness.

Oi Christensen, wake up

Do white men have tiny anuses to go along with their small dicks

>they won
oh no no scot/irecucks

Have a banana

Get the Master key and save yourself from the cancer that is the majority of Blighttown when entering it from The Depths

Signed as maybe the best striker in the world for 1 billion dollars and then >torres

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it triggers my autism too

he was at chelsea, he was shit
he got loaned out, did alright
he got bought then sold on and on
chelsea should have read the notes on him and the fact man utd and inter went >fine, take him when bids were made and pulled the plug on the deal

The older I get the more I miss Fabregas lads

>y (royal you) wnb this happy

Fuck this shit fuck itv

Some bullshit how they're not petting gallagher play. Only in bongland....

why are itv/bbc online players so far behind even illegal streams nevermind tv? they've been a thing for like 5 years at least now had plenty of time to sort it out

Don't ask question just consume

Jewkaka signed for 2 billion and has produced nothing even close to that

If Werner played in the 90s, he'd have 3 ballon dors by now

need to go eat, but give me a (you) when tuchel turns on his brain and subs in pulisic

>I love 2's story. Makes me think of life's pointlessness.
I love it too for this reason. The story and the lore feel more subdued. The characters are also better too. Lucatiel>Soltaire

Not playing against your parent club is a standard term in a loan deal. Palace appealing that was fucking stupid.

He'd get raped by defenders who didn't have restrictions

I actually want to shoot Antony Taylor in the spleen with a UMP-45, in MW2

true
he's like owen but good

he would be pelé v2 in the 60s

i dont know if its my dad or brother whos snoring loudest
need to wake them up, do the easter egg exchange and pop down the pub and get boooozed up

assholes fucking tell us where to watch

It’s literally been standard ever since loans have been a thing, watch more football before you comment on the state of things you ignorant burger

tv

If Pulisic was on Chelsea would have 2 goals from him by now and the score would be 2-0 Chelsea

Smd kraut

>one commentator seems high, way too high

Hesgoal.cum

Buffstreams.tv/live-chelsea-vs-crystal-palace

Facebook live

If Pulisic was on palace would have 2 goals from him by now and the score would be 2-0 crystal palace

SCORE SAM FACKING GOAL CHELSEH

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why are they both asleep at 5 o clock you faggot

Tuchel OUT

blacked.com (Emma Raducanu match)

itv.com/hub/itv should work with a uk vpn, might need to register an account (just an email), cant remember

What are they doing sleeping at this hour?

Why don't you people just bookmark 1 site and keep using that? or just look on twitter.
God I wish this board didn't spoonfed you retards.

no pulisic
no watch

wasnt coutinho loaned to bayern and scored against barca in the 8-2 game

PUT ME IN COACH