Would you have survived?

a literal fucking retard working for the postal service survived, i think it wouldnt bee too hard.

I'm too short-sighted to survive w/o my contact lenses

No, because I'm a woman and a retard

sup bb u wanna meet mr happy?

They didn't eat during that period either, though to her credit her Bear Grylls watching made her able to source water.

Literally the most important trait you get from survivors who, well, survived is the willpower to keep on going. You wouldn't really live, but rather survive.

I hate the fact that I can't see shit without glasses or contact lenses, it basically means I wasn't meant to survive without intervention because in our natural state I'd struggle to hunt or detect other predators. Makes me feel inferior, which I guess I am.

>t. Seething sightlets

Didn’t he have a fairly ample supply of food on the island?
I’d probably just try and burn the entire island down as a signal fire

No it means your parents shouldn't have let you sit so close to the tv as a kid

say that to my face and not 5 feet away, where i can't see you.

How does one spend 10 days being lost in a bush? Just try walking in a single direction for a few seconds.

Genuinely funny post.

OK building a campfire. Lets look it up on the internet... WHAT NO 4G

By being a woman.
youtube.com/watch?v=1x5IqnT160o
Watch the Island with Bear Grylls. They split the party into two for no reason. Then they can't find the party they left behind and the expedition party ends up getting lost and going in circles constantly. It's hilarious.

Ok user, you got me.

Wasn’t there a survivor series where they split it by gender? From memory the men decided on their jobs, set up shelter and had a rota. The women sunbathed, gossiped about each other and then ran out of food. I’m pretty sure they had to transplant some men onto the lady island so they wouldn’t die

my shitty boomer parents didn't realize I was pretty much legally blind until I was in elementary school. I'd be sitting there trying to read the chalkboard and all i saw was a giant blur. A teacher finally figured out what was going on, thank christ

He had coconuts, seaweed and fish and crab.

Yeah, there was. Didn't last long.

Heart lighted and funny keep it up user one bit at a time we'll turn this place into reddit2

>watching this scripted bs instead of survivorman

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I could build a good shelter but that's about it. Did he have a fresh water source?

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The tooth problem would have killed him in real life

How?

Wasn't the dude always a walk away from a hotel?

Infection

Just gargle seawater dude haha

Is that really significant enough to kill a person, particularly when they remove the tooth as he does?

Highly likely but perhaps not. It's very probably he'd have developed sepsis. Tooth abscesses, especially upper ones, are nothing to fuck around with.

No, that was Bear Grylls.

Removing the tooth creates an unsanitary opening and encourages infection that enter the bloodstream. Not to mention that you would have to get out the tooth as a whole without it breaking apart.

There is a reason people in the past died due to bad oral hygiene

Yes. In fact, removing it actually increases the likelihood of spreading it's it's raw bacteria in an open wound. Dentists won't pull an infected tooth for that reason. They give you a course of antibiotics to kill it first.

Isn't salt water going to hep him somewhat? What would be the best course of action? I've had an infected wisdom tooth that hurt like a motherfucker but it just cleared on its own within a few days.

Saltwater does have disinfective properties to it but isnt bacteria free

>What would be the best course of action? I've had an infected wisdom tooth that hurt like a motherfucker but it just cleared on its own within a few days.

Dont get medical advice online and go visit a doctor.

However if let me break that rule and give you some advice if they have to pull your wisdom teeth do it one tooth at a time. Everyones health and diet is shit these days and those wisdom teeth are so deep your body cant handle the healing process and you gonna end up with a silent inflammation on your jawbone (also called NICO) which is something to happens to 9/10 people who have had their tooth pulled. Its one of the biggest most widespread health problems out there no one wants to address or acknowledge besides mountains of studies and proof

Probably not more than two weeks.

The problem with a tooth infection is it's sealed off from any means of access from external remedies. Also, there is limited blood flow to the pulp and nerve where the infection usually is.

They can go away on their own if you are healthy and have a good diet, but without having it pulled or sealed off with a filling, it'll keep returning.

if a tooth is infected, it needs pulling. dentists who give antibiotics first are stupid or cowards, that’s how people end up with bad maxillofacial infections. the name of the game in sepsis is source control, ie if there is an abscess or focal area of infection it needs draining.
source: i’m an ED doctor

>bush
Maybe if she shaved before they left it wouldn’t have been an issue

It depends on the island. If there's enough variety of vegetation and wildlife, and enough to do/see, I could probably make it a good 10 years or so.

I think eventually not getting any pussy and not getting any real chance to take in any sort of entertainment or knowledge would make me want to end it all.

i could survive off my bodyfat for several months probably

>WWWWIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!

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>Nobody on Yea Forums
>/pol/
>with their constant self-reliance/SHTF scenarios
>not surviving
hm

This. A forced fasting regime with lots of sun exposure for vitamin d would do me a world of good.

>/pol/
Oh no no no no

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>but it just cleared on its own within a few days

Get it removed, if you still haven't. It's gonna come back at the worst possible time, on Christmas, leaving you in pain for days, or ruining your summer vacation. Don't repeat my mistakes.

same

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The real question here is if anyone could knock out an abcessed tooth.

absolutely based

Give me a woman DTF, any woman DTF, and I could make it 20 years.

it would be very hard to survive like he did without garlic or some other natural antiseptic. just small cuts and grazes are likely to get infected within days.

In my country they did a women vs men survival tv show.

The men quickly figured who was doing what job. The fast and young peope hunted. The strong were building huts and boats. They did fairly well.

The women competely hated each other and got sick. They were just laying on the beach the first three days. Then the show decided for the safety and there was alot of oproar about that the men and woman be mixed.

The guys who got send to the women island got to all the jobs and fucking hated them.

Then the woman fucked over the men’s island. Then the show got cancelled.

No
in fact i hate my life so much any little hindrance is about to push me to killing myself
i'd off myself if i didn't have warm water in my apartnemt
why the fuck would she need to be DTF, it's an island with no one else on it, she's not going to call police on you you can just keep raping her and she won't do shit, fuck man just tie her up to a palm

I would've hanged myself but done it right fucking dumbass

"the bush" means a wild area like a forest or desert region, not a singular bush

It's better if she's willing, the lube doesn't grow on trees.

It's hotter when they're horny as fuck and begging for it, user

If you had to kill yourself on the island how would you do it?
I'd just swim inro the ocean until i got tired and drowned cuz it seems dramatic

>Asian parents
>Purposely neglected my playtime outdoors to weaken my vision so that I would have to wear glasses like a "true asian"
>They did this because glasses in Asia are a cosmetic signifier that's meant to symbolize studiousness and academic drive
>Eyesight at 23 is worse than a 70 year old man's

FUCK this bullshit. They're only sorry now after they realized how expensive prescription glasses in the US are, and after they realized you can make just as much money working in a construction site as you can working in an office. NEVER letting my kids go through that shit. What they did to me was either neglect, abuse, or probably even both.

Maybe one week tops

Bear Gryll's The Island?

I would probably chart the entire Island..

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not playing outside doesn't weaken your vision, did they force you to sit 10cm away from a screen or what?

The only right answer here

>Not being able to take a decent shower
>Not being able to clean your butthole after a greasy shit
I'd die first day

If your diet was solely coconut and seafood you wouldn't have greasy shits.

damn, look how many races are united in their hatred of jews, it's really impressive

Yes. After a point you will do anything to get it out. Of course you can't just cleanly knock out a tooth.

And CNN would call every one of these people white

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That's why I got laser eye surgery. It's good shit.

>Not being able to clean your butthole after a greasy shit

That's what leaves are for. Plus you can just wade out into the ocean.

>coconut water
>not resulting in a shitshow

Studying indoors all day without any exposure to sunlight. That's the ORIGINAL reason why so many asians wear glasses. Nowadays it's just a fashion trend, but some people are so fucking stupid they purposely neglect their children's eyesight because they want their kids to wear glasses that badly.

Once it was with the seafood it would just keep you regular.

So she pissed in her son's mouth and let him piss on her face to survive?

won't your eyesight worsen again at some point?

Maybe. Though I probably would just hang myself instead of going out to sea to get eaten by tiger sharks

Would you survive if you had a female teenage companion, Yea Forums?

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Goddamn, Brooke really was a 10/10. Fuck her exploitative parents for damaging such a beautiful creature.

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>doesn't grow on trees
What about coconut oil?

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Sea water is really good at cleaning cuts.

It's George Bush fucking retards. Many Americans died because of him but she survived him.

Any other answer ITT is just cope

some people from /diy/ might have a shot

>not playing outside doesn't weaken your vision
It does, daylight is essential in the early years of growth.

I’d probably do alright. Robinson Crusoe and Smith Family Robinson were two of my favourite books as a kid.

why yes I would, I could set up a nice little village

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i've been having some pretty bad chest pains for a while now i doubt i could survive

>Smith Family Robinson

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depends if you work with computers, anyway it's always a choice between how much the operation does it cost vs. how much you spend per year for glasses

"No!"

checkdeh

Yeah I meant Swiss Family Robinson

qauds agree

sorry mate, in the apocalypse your a dead man

This looks more like the "pol" people who just came in from redd*t

les stroud contracted some flesh eating disease in his mouth from eating some nasty turtle he thought was safe.

gee what an idiot!

This image would be much better without the text about the straw feminist roommate.

Just a simple explanation of how the two groups functioned would make the point perfectly. The extra stuff about the roommate just ensures that some people will disregard the entire overall message.

And? People have a misconception about how easy it is for random shit to take you in the wild. Even things that are by themselves safe can have something that can fuck you up.

>chest pains
F

I think I'd have a chance. I love watching survival shows (more realistic than fucking Man Vs Wild, I watched almost every episode of surivorman) and youtube videos on basic survival techniques. Never implemented it though but I think I'd have a bit of a shot.

He thought that was maybe where it came from. He never knew for sure.

judging by todays socities exposer to survival shows ranging from books, games, tv and youtube and the amount of people who go through youth groups likes the scouts, most people could survive a few weeks on a remote island, very few would thrive but more would survive than you would expect

I'd get pneumonia on my first night and die after a few days, like everyone else here.

Cringe and diepilled

/out/ maybe.

Personally I would be boned with the making fire from sticks part

pol *is* reddit retard

Maybe a few months but not 4 years.

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If you can survive few months you can survive indefinitely.