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Second for Van Aert

First for mads retirement

Kasper will win

10th for fucking retards giving mohoric 2 minutes to let van shaert come back

its over...

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nth for >mads

My boy mads needs more time

dubs and it is revealed that mads DNS

I was not first..

that pic

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this
truly a fucking terrible idea

DNF DeClercq

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If Devriendt wins Paris-Roubaix I will never watch cycling again.

I don't want mohoric to win like this

I hope Mohoric pulls a Moscon

om nom nom

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medkit nationalism on the rise

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If denmark wins after everything i might have to go offline for a while

I would watch cycling double as hard like 100 % closer to the screen. Like with a VR set.

thank you for your service, we've got it from here (for 7th place)

F

CAM ON PUNAISE, PRICK SAM FAKKING MOHORICS

There is no way they catch Mohoric now

>2'30"

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I like Mohoric, but I kind of want Tom DeFrent to win

Mads will get out of his team car and start racing again and he will win. Just wait and see.

that's not danish baguette

>2:17 now
its fucking over for the peloton
Jumbo are frauds beyond compare

id cum buckets

giving bottles INSIDE A CORNER ngmi

Caravan threw eggs shaped stress balls
Bit insensitive to the Americans present

Just pathetic not being able to pull Mohoric back in a full peloton. Frauds.

They haven't done a single pull in any group outside the teunissen attack

Is 4chins not blocked in China?

Ineos fucked up 2bh. burned their matches early and now can't close the gap

I will watch every kermis koers and tour of zimbabwe if he does

>2'30
come the fuck on
gay retards

Pichonlads, I believe.

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The only thing that can make Mohoric lose is how retarded he is

the funny thing is they created the gap that is now fucking them

Horner will dunk on the Ineos and Jumbo KNUCKLEHEADS for sure

like what he’s doing now just motoring in front for kms on end

Kekking at Lars Bak's pronunciation of "tubeless"

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>peloton getting late and late
What is this semen slurping?

Not if you have a good goy pass, only propaganda is blocked ;)

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>Laporte
And to think I picked this fraud instead of Mohoric... Never again

>(You)

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>La Porte

hope the three in front make it don’t care about the order

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Believe it

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Why hardly any shots of the front of the peloton? Wtf

There is a frenchman in the front

Tom was robbed because a retard boxed him in 1:100 situation

>68km
Mohoric can't lose this

>2:15

STOP SLURPING SEMEN
HOW ARE YOU NOT CATCHING 1 FUCKING MAN

Moscon couldn't loose it.

ATTAQUE DE TACO

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But Mohoric has the good nationality

Remember, the 1'00" per 10km rule

>how retarded he is
Where does this meme come from? Is it just his looks?

Is mathieu in poursuovants?

because he's a based retard who does retard things

doesn't count on cobbles

Theorem of Chapatte only work for a big peloton chasing with a lot of teammates

as long it's not anglo or ineos I'm quite happy who whoever wins tbqh

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Mohoric's odds are still pretty good if you guys are so fucking sure it's ogre

The game was rigged from the start.

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Devriendt is my new best friend

He is actually a very smart lad off the bike.
The problem is he races like a headless chicken.

Gutteral growls from based Wiggins

devriendt is the new vermeersch

See Devriendt, hug Devriendt

Wiggo can barely tie couple of sentences now.

England's brave Matthew Morrowridge

>inb4 big acceleration from the favourites, they're coming back at 30s, then they slurp (the usual) and Moho wins

>Matti Mohorovic
get this drunkard off the bike

Wiggins even SOUNDS fat these days.

>Matthew Mohorrowvic

he will fall off himself if you leave him be

someone asked this

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just his asthma playing up

>Jumbo still not pulling
They deserve to lose

> Chmil attacked here back in 2004
> 2004

Go home Wiggo