It's day 2 of the World Championship at a sunny Sheffield! Yesterday we witnessed the defending champion Mark Selby zest his way past Jamie Jones, his smile (partially) restored. This morning, Zhao Xintong effortlessly secured his place in Round 2 by dancing all over the tubby metrosexual Jamie Clarke. Of course there are still plenty of big matches ahead, including an all-Welsh clash and the conclusion of the Rocket v the Farmer soon!
>LIVE NOW (bo19) Anthony McGill 5-3 Liam Highfield >14:30 Ronnie O'Sullivan 6-3 David B. Gilbert Mark Williams v Michael White >19:00 Barry Hawkins 3-6 Jackson Page Shaun Murphy 3-6 Stephen Maguire
All the action is available to watch on the BBC (either on TV, red button or online), Eurosport or a dodgy internet stream. >bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker
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Andrew Cook
Funny story; when I played at the crucible the match on the other table finished so I asked for the partition to be raised but the guy responsible had gone for a coffee so they couldn't raise it
Ian Smith
Delete this!
Elijah Rogers
Hell no. We dont even watch 9 ball. Billards had its heyday here years ago.
US masters Las Vegas. It has to happen. Apparently Judd got quite a bit of fanfare when competing in the US Open.
Too bad steve davis would have been the perfect ambassador if they were ready to expand sooner since American pool fans are already familiar with him
Caleb Martin
Stop calling out when the players are down on the shot please!
Joshua Hall
I feel sad new burger is gonna miss the banter merchant
Jack Wilson
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