Is this even possible?

I have a little less than 6 years left til I hit the big 40 as a virgin
Really should change jobs I guess. I work from home now and go weeks at a time without talking to anyone but cashiers

9 years left. I don't even care anymore

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got another 13 years for this, just turned 27 last month

>get hit on by girl at club
>stare at my shoes and answer her questions with one word answers

why do i do this

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just b urself ;^)

Do you know where you are, normie scum?
Get out.

5 for me.

I’m kind of the same although I can’t honestly say no one cares about me. But I am alone and I’m never getting my youth back.

i'm so close to killing myself i wish i could just do it already

Yes, for females to> I have 16 years left till 40

just have sex

What happens when you're in-between relationships?

I wonder if that's how sexual life is for normal people. Like they have sex few times a week. I'm not a virgin but it's hard to imagine for me

45 and never cared. when do i get super powers.

As an asexual, I feel like this movie may be the "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" of our generation/cause. Soon our sexuality (or in this case, lack of it) will be recognized.
The LGBTA+ community will grow stronger!

Do you still masturbate? if you do what do you think about? any real person you know or just thinking about others?

It starts with

One thing, I don't know why

Last fap was 7 months ago. I don't really fap to anything, just to get rid of the physical need to masturbate.

Yeah check out incels for academics

If this chad isnt getting girls, there is no hope

have you masturbated?
if yes you probably won't
if no you should already be mentally better off than most people

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I'll let you know in 4 years.

>Bra incels
Weird name

I'm almost as bad as you. Don't really see any hope of that changing.

That’s Francisco Lachowski, whom most certainly gets pussy.

Guess I'm not a loser

I don't masturbate to people I know, or celebrities, only thing that can let me cum is some gross or amoral staff, I do it from time to time, but never have actual desire to have sex with other person (I'm not sure if I'm asexual, thats why I'm asking all this weird questions)

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I didn't lose mine until I was 32, and that was to a woman who was even more desperate than I was. Also, it was a joyless, emotionless experience and I went flaccid a quarter way through because it felt like I was mindlessly mashing against a warm piece of meat. She went and told a bunch of my friends and coworkers the week or so after and I was harassed and made fun of until I both quit my job and then moved interstate, which was nice.

36yo virgin here, never cared about human relationships, never even attempted to pursue a girl
my test levels are fine, I guess I'm just brain damaged

I don't know that bitch but I already hate her

>16 years left till 40
You have fucking ages, don't worry about it

Just asexual it's ok my dude

Here's the golden rule no one tells you:
>JOIN A SPORTS CLUB

It doesn't have to be anything special. Running, soccer, or just climbing or something. Anything where the genders are mixed and you can reasonably say you're just there as a hobby. TRUST ME. That's all you need to do. Do it every week, or a couple times a week. Make sure there are newcomers every week or so as well. If you can get into a position as a coach, you're golden.

This hits pretty close to home.

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not bad why not take it a step further with the plaitnum rule:
>Join a salsa class

Atleast I'm not fat I guess.

this sounds like a gross exaggeration, could you go into more detail?

. He doesnt have any physical deformity

I played for a soccer club for a year and spoke like 3 words the entire season

you as a normalfag literally cannot conceive that social interaction doesn't come naturally to people if they are just dropped in a situation where it's "inevitable"

I'm not so sure about that, since 2012 it just feels like time flies. Considering that at some point I want to be a mother, doing it later in life feels wrong, but I still don't want dating/relationship yet

just be friendly to them and youre set

How did I do fellas?

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That's a little too on the nose, although I expect that's why you posted it.

Actually, funny story; a guy I work with who's a 49-year old incel recently took up salsa classes. It's hilarious hearing him talk about "being confident enough to approach dance partners". Meanwhile I'm barebacking fencing newbies.

>not a virgin
>not a NEET
Get the fuck outta here normie

how do I be friendly when I'm a depressed autist who wants to blow my brains out?

I made it to 28 by being completely oblivious to female signaling and direct avoidance of getting into conversations with women I found dateable because of my own self-induced failure fantasies.

So yes. It's completely possible.

>you as a normalfag
You don't know anything about me. I've been on Yea Forums since 2005; I was never an incel but I got dangerously close. I was such a shut-in I used to stay up till 5am every day playing every Korean MMO you've ever heard of. Actually, the only reason I ended up being ok is because my family unit fell apart and ate itself; I'm still poor as shit to this day but being away from a safe space where I could hide all day forced me to fake it till I made it - which I still don't feel like I have; but the important thing is that I can convince other people I did.

just be confident, bro

Compartmentalise.

I want to throw myself off the nearest tall building 24/7, but if I'm coaching, or if I'm drinking, I have to be polite enough to get through that part first. Usually, "that part" lasts long enough to be too tired to care anymore.

Some girls have kink for that

Soon I will be 33 and have nothing to show for. I just dont care anymore. It's like I'm looking at myself from the outside. Like a spectator. Watching how I self destruct by being apathetic. My parents care about me but I cant muster the strength to do anything to better myself. I want to go back and fix my stupid brain

There's nothing wrong with being a mother later in life. If you're not interested in dating right now, then there's nothing to rush. You take your time, you find someone when you are ready. Don't think about numbers, and ages and time. At some point, you will meet someone that will kickstart your drive to date, and altho they may not be the person for you, you'll end up getting into that mindset.

funny how """"""asexuals"""""" suddenly start cropping up as docs hand out SSRIs to everyone

at least you've got your parents user, I haven't talked to mine in 6 years after they took me to court and had me legally evicted and then went to their lawyer and had me written out of the will.

Accept that you fucked up your life and do shit to keep yourself occupied until you die. Games, tv, movies, hobbies, whatever. No use in dwelling upon how much of a fucking hopeless loser you are,especially when death/nonexistence/nothingness void is the inevitable end result regardless of how well you live or how happy you are.

I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl

Yes, by being a pious priest or monk.
>inb4 pedophilia

That's sad user. Parents should have your back and not abandon you unless you did some really messed up stuff. Why cant we just be normal?

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yeah I know but I'm so fucking autistic that I run away when girls start hitting on me. literally had a girl in a club walking around prodding me and I just ignored her

Reminder that this exists

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I kissed my grade school oneitis who I was in love with for 5 years once when I was 13, then she dumped me 3 days later and it permanently broke my heart

The only thing I did wrong was be a loser in a family full of doctors and lawyers. They see me as a failure, and even if I woke up tomorrow, went back to school, got a job etc...they'll always see me as a loser regardless.

It's better this way, they can tell all their friends and family they cut me off and they'll all pat my mother on the back and tell her she did the right thing. Hope she's happy at least, wherever she is

My mom had me when she was older, because of that I had no other siblings and anxiety that my parents will leave me alone too soon. I hope my mindset changes soon, I had similar hope when I started uni, now I have graduated, getting masters and nothing changed. It's kind of depressing. Thanks for kind words and encouraging

I'm pretty sure if he was a girl even without trying someone would''ve come along who'd it on her

Maybe you are not too old to make a change? I forced myself into communication and interactions with others, with time it got better. Just start now with small steps, not everything is lost for you, you are not alone user

What about interacting with them little bit tipsy?

If you are 14 now there is a future for you

i'm 26

get a prostitute.

You go out more, not same guy but i live in tourist country which explodes with pussy during whole summer, so you menage to score sometimes
as summer winds down people usually just get into relationships anyway, winter is lonely here

Stop living in the past then. Talk to girls first, get to know them better, (your neighbours, coworkers) When you get real connection with one of them it will happen on it's own

retard alert, the post is a joke

lmao yeah inserting his penis in a prostitute will solve all his life problems bravo

I don't leave the house. I don't talk to anybody

Leave the house. Talk to anybody.

> just dont care anymore.
>want to go back and fix my stupid brain
you obviously care. you just have to do what actually works, whatever it is. you know you can't go back.

Get a job, if you don't start talking to people they are not going to barge into your room to be your friends. People can be annoying and boring but they still can make you laugh and support you in the time when you need it, shielding yourself from possible pain brings only emptiness, interacting, being hurt, sad, happy and content are parts of human nature. Just try, you have nothing to lose, you have enough regrets of not doing anything.

I wasted my sneed

>Normative narrative
This is the real problem, though.

>You have fucking ages, don't worry about it
That's what 20yo virgin me thought

>Yea Forums is filled with near 40 yo virgins kek
>mfw I'm the only one who got laid at 17
Hahahahaha fucking losers

my life isn't that bad, except for the wizard part

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Why are there so many incels on Yea Forums? I'd get it if there were tons of incels on r9k because that's their thing, but high rates of incels seem to be on all boards, including Yea Forums.

you are a wizard and that's the bad part?
what the fuck man

also what spells can you do?

I'll tell you in 10 years.

well i'm pretty good at my job (software programmer) despite being a college dropout.

Also the older I am the better I look. I was ugly as sin when I was a teenager (that's where most of my issues come from, my low self esteem on these years).

I'm scared to ask you how old are you now

72 and a half

I know a guy. Religious type.
Got too sons now though, probably a third on the way.

same here brah, worst thing im around 5/10 but i can't find courage to ever go to a public places or to date someone on line

I think Yea Forums might had influenced our social skill by focusing on typing instead expressing emotion to the public

Me in 22 years.

getting there

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Oh boy

its not that easy

Not common (

Based Indian guy

Its much more common in modern times. Especially in Japan and other countries with the negative population growth

Had sex with 6 females, only 1 I feel proud of.

You'll never give birth, you delusional tranny. Dilate.

Ill let ya guys know in 24 more years...

There is a place for people like you. In fact many places if not most of them are for people like you. But most certainly THIS place is not.
There is also a name for people like you: Normalfag

Could be worse i suppose

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30. I lost my virginity to a hooker at 27

>

I think any tranny who can afford a surrogate will have kid sooner than me

Fuckin' losers

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I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO DIE

Do hookers need to be kissed before fucked?

>tfw celibate priests had more sex than we did

wait what?
why don't you then?

you pay extra for kissing
at least in Germany

B-but life is precious and you will never be reborn or young again

By default they do whatever position/blowjobs and such or only whatever they prefer?

If you're going to, atleast make it cool, go sky diving and don't pull the chute. Or set it up to make it look like murder.

They only NEED to get payed.

No, they WANT to get paid, they NEED an actual father figure in their life

I dont mind being a virgin as much as being poor. Life is wasted when you cant afford to enjoy it. I wish i was born as a kid of Trump or Jeff Bezos.

What would it change?

What happen if after sex the hooker will open emotionally and want to become your girlfriend and depend on you and resign from her job for you?

top kek

get the noose devon

Don't have this fantasy, probably you will be the one who will want her as a girldriend

Hookers never quit.

>muh sekrit club
No one cares lmao

think about it logically

does a bike count as a vehicle? if yes im blank.

god you guys are so fucking pathetic, being a virgin is the last of your problems

This actually made me feel better about myself, thanks user

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why is masturbating every day there? did you fall for /fit/ memes?

I did. All hookers I knew did it for easy money. They all have sob story for suckers but in reality they blow all the money partying and shopping.

forgot to add I'm 22

I wonder how low my testosterone is if I don't watch porn and fap maybe once a week or 10 days

Porn is bad for your testosterone, not jerking off
If you think you have low T try some vitamin D3 supplements, it worked wonders for me

Hardly. People who are 40 now lived during the most sex filled time in history.

But nowadays when sexual gratification is just a click away the number of 40 year old virgins is probably going to increase by a lot.

I'm not sure of what you mean, but when I was single I did it an average of twice a day. If I stayed home that day I would even do it double that, and it's not like I was an incel or anything, I just get horny quite regularly

*hits pipe*

Im 36, it's definitely possible. I really don't want to be such a joke that they make a movie about people like me but my family needs me so I guess I won't off myself.

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Sorry, you still don’t have Bingo yet.

WE PICKLE RIIIICK

Is that the joe rogan dude

Yeah, I can't imagine how people without family keep going. If it wasn't for love and support of my relatives I would gone mad long time ago. They help me keep my humanity

If you're a monk, maybe

i tried nofap and ended up sucking some old guy in an alley and then spent the next 3 months worrying about aids

dude... i think you got herpatities

I wish I was horny. It would leave me no choice but to have a relationship.

It is if you begome Volcel. In fact it is very easy.

It doesnt even matter how hard you try.

This movie was funny for people who werent rised with internet. Its nothing shocking for people to be virgin at 40 anymore, since now the new generations and millenials are rised on video games and comic book movies. In the past it was hard to not have sex for 40 years because it was hard just to sit home watching boring tv

How to become a volcel? You would need to be a zombie slayer like Daryl from TWD or an inquisitor from Warhammer universe. Those are only based virgins i know. And maybe Sherlock Holmes too

But why?

If you're not spouting cum on a hair trigger, you basically aren't human. I'm a fucking machine, I have to be constantly drinking water so that I don't dry up from the sheer volume of my heavy loads. You think you're better than me? Women have to be careful not to literally drown when we're in bed. I'm proud to have installed the world's first sperm sewer. It makes cleaning up much easier. I can't sleep for more than two hours before my balls start hurting, I just need to keep fucking. I've had more children than all of the Greek gods combined, and in more countries than are officially recognized by the U.N. It's predicted that by 2200, half of the world's population will be able to trace their DNA back to me, and I'll have to fuck the other half to keep it safe. The government is researching ways to contain me, but so far they've all failed.

coz incredibly horny

Ill tell you in 16 years

Because like a dumbass you still have cunts on a pedestal.
Like you have been told all your fucking life.
Snap out of it or simply enjoy the blessed peace without a silly cunt stealing your life-force.

I'll tell you in 40 years

> piracy bad
lmao

How did sucking some old dude satisfy your hornyness?

Fuck

>torrenting makes you a loser
this chart is cucked

The only bar this guy is costumer of is gay bar gay bar gay bar

Why would smoking weed alone put you on the loser chart? I prefer it to smoking with others a lot of the time

what did you guys think of this

is it kino?

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Its a social activity just like drinking beer. You are a loser for doing it alone as much as dancing or playing multiplayer games with bots only

Fuck that I socialise enough throughout the day and smoking on my own at the end of the day is a solid relaxation. I would't put it in the same bracket as beering alone because alcohol is a depressant and is more likely to put you on a negative trajectory than weed from my own personal experience.

boo hoo

shes just a waitress asking you to pay the bill

sheesh

I feel you, brother. I take solace in the fact that at least there are niggers in Africa who are suffering way more than I am. It comforts me during the lonely hours of the night.

Women have it so easy, they don't need to even consent to having sex, they could just be walking in the streets at night and suddenly some guy decides to have sex with them. And they say men are "privileged".

lmao nice netflix shill hidden in there
RARGB > KIKEFLIX

lmao nice netflix shill hidden in there
RARGB > KIKEFLIX

Israel has no right to exist
Hollywood does not deserve money for the garbage it shits out

They still may not want it with "some guy" and be in same state as you

Have sex

i made it guys im a chad :)

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Is the pain for stability worth it at this point ?

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step 1: don't try
step 2: be below average, i.e. no women will come on to you

that simple, my friend

Stay strong user. Get professional help. It’s never too late to start changing. Remember: Every single moment of existence is new. Including right now.

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that's pretty much it yea
if you're above average or flat out handsome even if you're autistic you'll get offers weekly, ive seen it happen lots of times with handsome but awkward or droopy guys
if youre average or slightly below and try a lot you'll make it if you can stomach rejection
if youre not attractive and can't be bothered to try it's VERY easy for it to happen, about as easy as being a failure in any other facet of which you weren't born with any inherent talent for

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I’m 36, lost virginity last weekend to a really pretty girl I really like. She obviously realised, but didn’t challenge my lies. Still likes me. It’s never over until you give up. We’re all gonna make it.

>all these low-IQ mongoloids who don't get the joke

you are beyond saving

>cheating and lying are signs of being a loser
lmao every wealthy and powerful person ever used lies and cheating to get what they wanted, this bingo was obviously made by a moralist loser

I haven't had sex in FIVE (5) weeks and I'm ALWAYS MAD I cannot imagine the rage of somebody who hasn't had sex IN A YEAR

for real, center square should be a given free space like "virgin", that one doesn't even belong on it at all

>UNGA BUNGA NEED DICK IN POOSY
fucking troglodyte normalfags

Have sex.

3 applies to every single person I know

Maybe I'm not as bad as I thought

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>if you're above average or flat out handsome even if you're autistic you'll get offers weekly
Bullshit

>Still likes me.
Lel, don't be surprised when you get ghosted

You're mad because of high test. You also have sex because of high test. I'm low test so I'm not mad nor do I attempt to have sex. Lack of sex keeps me low test and the vicious circle complete

Based, thats me, except I dont give a fuck.

Congratulations!

I manage to fuck girls because I'm moderately attractive and lie about myself. But I can't into relationship because I'll have to reveal being a loser working dead end job and living with my mom. It breaks my heart being rude and ghosting nice girls who are into me because I'm ashamed of myself.

I'm one year away, AMA

D R O P P E D
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Lol this guy's funny

You should try to tell it at last one, they may pityfuck you or even want to be with you and keep you safe. What is you job that makes you think it's a dead end?

got you beat by one year

>he doesn't have UNGA-WUNGA
Why even call yourself a man?

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I work at a dying store. It's just me and owner.

You can always learn some new skills and apply to jobs that can give you development

Yeah, I want to learn a trade and work with my hands but the apathy wins for now. The pay is more than enough for my modest lifestyle, I get to shitpost on Yea Forums during my work hours but the main reason is that I'm lazy and unambitious.

He's wrong about the frequency and also women's tolerance for awkwardness/autism but he is right in that you will get approached by women if you are attractive. Unless you are a legit 10/10 Chris Hemsworth type though the attraction will dry up the second you open your mouth and unleash the autism.

still have hope unfortunately

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I was getting approached myself in the early 10s but nowadays women will only approach the rarest specimens. Things have changed.

>I get to shitpost on Yea Forums
That is not a good thing.
If you want to don't put it away for your future self, aperently you do have time at the store, spent even small portion of it on any literature related to trade. I know you are comfortable where you are, but at the same time you already have regrets, (can't have long lasting girl etc) when you know deep down you are good enough and can do not just ok but really good in a life. Start with leaving your comfort zone, first it will be scary, off putting, but with a time you will get satisfied from achieved worked and self-improvement

Who the fuck cares. Sex is like an achievement, once you've done it at least one time you're fine. Ever afterwards you can always just masturbate.
Women are useless whores so who needs them

Sex is necessary to feel complete. Youll know someday.

Even your mom and grandma?

for me it is next year , i am 39 years old virgin, fuck my life it is worthless

So do something about it, you fuck. You are actively choosing to be that way

Actually my mom always have been hard-working and not a whore. I never knew my grandma

No, if he really was that socially retarded he would have offed himself before that age.

Check maybe in your town are some agencies which set people up for dates? What can you loose? I'm sure woman there will be quite desperate

Thanks for your support, user. I'm trying, it's just I feel like I'm fighting uphill and don't have much chance. When you've always been a loser it's hard to believe things can change.

You seem deeply frustrated. Sex is not an accomplishment, it's the basic thing that valids you as a successful membee of the species. But on a more personal and emotional aspect, lovemaking is a cure

>Actually my mom always have been hard-working and not a whore.
See, not every woman. It's kind of endearing how you praise her.
>I never knew my grandma
I don't know circumstances. but still sorry.

Just buy a hooker, man. Spend some time looking for the one that will make your jaw drop. Don't be stingy if she's expensive, it's worth it if she's hot and nice.

Yep, I was feeling depressed a bit yesterday but after a sloppy blowjob from my petite gf and her bouncing on my cock til completion, it put me in a great mood.

>When you've always been a loser
It's in your eyes, be sure in someone else's eyes you're already pretty cool. You don't have to change, you are already enough, just set some goals and do everything in you power to achieve them, on that way you will see how you improved. Good luck!

>noticeably poor hygiene
to who, to me or do i have to wait until someone else says it?
>spergy, awkward, agressive, defensive, or distant in conversation
do i have to be self-aware to checkmark this? because there's a lot of fucking idiots who have this appearance and don't fucking realize it
>have taken deliberate inaction
this doesn't work if you "get up off your chair", stupid
>diagnosed [whatever]
again, BY WHO, yourself or by putting money towards a real doctor / psychiatrist (and how the fuck did you even get the money for it if you're a NEET, you fucking stupid ass)

this chart is shit

How’d I do?

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based

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>in club dancing with friends
>some random drunk thot comes up to me and tries to dance
>i literally stop still
>she's like"are ya single?"
>"yeah..."
>"are ya straight?"
>"yeah...?
>I just give her an awkward hug and send her on her way.
t. 22 khv

When does potential stop mattering?

yikes, i've done the exact same shit.

>I just give her an awkward HUG
>t. 22 kHv

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Is it true that virgins and especially women are more immune to sexual temptations?
Because the sexual desire had not been completely and properly awakened in them?

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Fuck women. Can't make heads nor tails of them. Cant trust them either. Best of alone.

>I just give her an awkward hug and send her on her way.
I I laughed harder than I should. It's like you send her on her way to fuck some other random guy.
On serious note I can't blame you, that you don't want to share your first time with some dumb slut who can give you std

I think so, I can't want something I have never tried, but I do have friends who initiated it with their boyfriends

this but i took her home and fell asleep before we were going to have sex

i regret it every fucking day

>Best of alone.
Not really. You had relationship that disappointed you so much you never tried dating again? Where does distrust toward woman come from?

Why didn't you try it again the other day or planned next date?

>please don’t be ironically detached while reading this or think I’m saying it as a joke, just please don’t be like me.
why would you do this to me today on the most of times. i won't go back to them, they are horrible, i'd rather die alone than be surrounded by these selfish superficial pricks.

fuck them, fuck this gift, it's all for nothing anyways. there is no damn meaning

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one night stand. woke up and she was gone. beer goggles on both sides more than likely.

handholding-less

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Yes it is and I‘m soon there, just give it 11 more years.

t. Kissless hugless handholdless virgin neet hikki

Man I can‘t even remember the last time I talked to a girl, I think that must have been in school when I asked a girl for a sheet of paper.

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I kissed a girl on a dare once. no tongue because I'm a pussy.

How do you not talk to your mom/sisters at the very least if you're really a neet

If you managed to do it once, try to do it again, or get to know someone close enough to be intimate with. If you weren't good that girl would have never agreed, you can do it!

dodged that bullet h-haha...
filling out these fields for 60% of the space already convinced me

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Not even at work?

I only fill 4 of these boxes and I can guarantee I'm a bigger loser than you, hang in there user, this chart means nothing

I meant woman which I‘m not related to, I have a sister but she lives far away, my mother works most of the day and we barely talk to each other.

What part of neet hikki you didnt understand?
I never even had a job, after school I ended up sitting at home playing videogames.

So how do you eat? Do you cook or does she cook when she comes back home and you worm out from your room to guzzle it all and then leave back to play video games?

in sports or certain stuff where experience when young is very important to move forward if you're not genious

I don't even care anymore. If it happens it happens if not it won't doesn't mattter anymore anyway.

What about stop feeling sorry for yourself and find a job? this way you can start socializing, get close to some cute girl and maybe have sex with her. It's not motivating enough, just do it for yourself, so you can feel better about yourself by knowing that you are not in stagnation and actually are moving in life. Just try, you will not loose anything

I wait til my mother comes home and cooks something, then I eat in my room and browse the internet or play videogames.

How do you even deal with your existence?
If I was such a burden to my parents I'd probably commit sudoku out of pure burning shame.

If you don't talk to someone and get close to them they are not gonna break into you house to have sex with you

she literally walked right into my other friend and tried with him lol. my entire friend group quickly shooed her away since he's got a gf but is a total wildcard when drunk.

I don‘t want to wagecuck, getting up early and working for some Jew doesnt sound very interesting.
I‘m sure there wouldn‘t be any cute girls there anyway and if there is then they already get fucked by chads anyway and would have zero interest in me.

Money isnt a problem tho as I get neetbucks.

Where the fuck's the joke?
>oh haha he doesn't look like the type of guy who'd be in this situation
oh wow so fucking funny

I mean, I think you should at least help with cleaning or preparing the food. It has nothing to do with your anxiety of the other world, if you're living off your parents then at the very least you can make it less hard for them, you know?

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I don‘t feel any shame and really just don‘t give a shit if I‘m a burden to my parents, they put me in this shitty world now its their problem.
I think a lot about suicide but its too painful to do so I just sit it out and hope I croak someday on my own without having to do anything.

outer world*

Oh, you're just a coward, that's how.
I think I kind of get it now.

I‘m too lazy for that, I clean my room once a month tho because the dust is getting too extreme at that point.

>pay extra for kissing
>get herpes for free

Don't kiss hookers.

Nothing that can be done about it.

the joke is you

>they put me in this shitty world now its their problem.

Dude even fucking Mew Two spelled it out for you.

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>276 posts
Fuck off, I got a 3 day ban for posting this same thread like a week ago

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>entire friend group
So, you have friends and one even has a girlfriend... dude ask them and will help by winging maning or introducing to girls. Socialize more with them

>read top line
well i guess i'm done here

This doesn't work if you sperg out and self-destruct on all the women introduced to you by the friend group :(

Yup. You should unironically grow some balls and actually kill yourself, though. At least you'd make your parents happier in the long run.

hes a pokemon tho
for humans different rules apply

too much work, I just continue sitting here in my room playing videogames. eventually the problem will solve itself.

I think that the joke is don't be a whiteknight cause at the end of the day women don't know how you talk online

>would have zero interest in me.
You can't know it without trying, I'm 24 years old virgin girl, that guys find attractive, I'm sure there probably are same type of girls around you, who wouldn't do it out of relationship, but if you don't go out and talk to them you will never find them.
>Money isnt a problem tho as I get neetbucks.
I suggested getting a job, because it's an easiest way to socialize with random people, also you can't be sure "neetbucks." will support you forever.

What the fuck was his problem?

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uni's over and we're sort of going our separate ways. RIP the friend group. in fact i've just wasted a year sitting in my room, oof.

>hes a pokemon tho

Technically he's an inferior scientific experiment to his source.
But his point still stands - it doesnt matter how you were born or who your parents are, you can change and fix yourself regardless because it's your life not theirs.

Virgin neet hikkis on neetbux don't actually want to improve themselves or the lives of the people around them.
Stop.

>You can't know it without trying
nigga please
also you know the rules, post tits or fuck off.

Its easy to say for a pokemon that is already there, a human in my position would need to work his ass off for decades to get there where normalfags have been 15 years ago.
its just not worth it anymore.

there is nothing to improve anyway.
its all fucked.

jared kushner on the right

But why? I think it has to do with self esteem, if you have something you like to do, or have talent for, try to improve on it and make yourself proud.
P.S. Think about it, if you weren't good enough your friends would have never introduced you to a girl even for the name of friendship, they see something in you that they like and want to see you happy, believe in yourself for them if you can't make yourself do it just for you.

See, these kinds of scum don't want to improve anything. They are as bad as welfare hogging niggers.

If you don't close yourself from them, I think you are doing exactly that -_- you will still be friends

>work ass off for decades

What do you want to become, exactly? A lawyer?
Get to the nearest retail shop with laid back people and start working there, you'd exactly find your kind, actually, maybe you'd even find a retail girlfriend there and eventually if you're good/there for long enough you might run the place eventually. Not THAT bad of a deal.

Deep down they want, they are unsatisfied with life but to comfortable in the moment, later in life regrets will be even worser

>retail
top kek, I'm probably a moron virgin neet but even I am not dumb enough to work such a shitty job.
some dumber nigger can do it.

>actually, maybe you'd even find a retail girlfriend there
no thanks man

Honestly thought I’d be worse

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yeah we're still in touch and stuff. have visited them. could maybe move back there in the future.
the being a khv really isnt going anywhere any time soon. maybe when im 24 or 5

Lol they at least have friends and get laid, stay mad.

I did not fuck till I was 25 due to crippling social anxiety. I got ripped though which helped and banged this one girl that basically hopped on my dick when I had a 6 pack in cutting season. That cock thirsty slut broke the no pussy because of low self esteem spell. Now I fuck all the time via tinder and seem to be 100% normal, minus my weird dragon ball z porn fetish.

You claim that you dont care anymore about yourself but you still somehow hold standards of a job and a girlfriend?
If you have standards that you believe in then you believe yourself to have some kind of worth. And if you believe you have some kind of worth than you 100% care.

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I wasn't were I am now few years ago, I made myself to improve in a field I hate and are the worst, know with a time I do better than I could ever imagine.
Stop talking like everything in your life is sat in stone
>its just not worth it anymore.
If it's not, you will lose absolutely nothing by trying

Stop talking like a faggot

The joke is that no one would ever be in this situation you retard

You should, but don't put it off to a far future

Based.

Why are millennials so lazy?

No shit

that kind of work sucks and is humiliating.
wouldn't be a smart decision to trade my neetbucks for wagecuck bucks which I would have less of at the end of the month.
dont really enjoy talking to normalfags too so it would be 100% pointless to do this.

too much work, not enough reward.

earliest would be this time next year, if a certain possibility im thinkin of arises. so another of this for sure.
but yeah, i'll keep in touch with them. it's harder to talk to the guys but one of the girls has been in regular contact all year and we have great conversations.

>that kind of work sucks and is humiliating.
>and is humiliating.

But you said you didnt care about yourself, user!

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I'm actually really tired of living for other people, it's a bad habit where I don't assert myself. You are also overestimating the levels of good faith involved, it's not like they were trying to set me up, more like just women introduced to the group through mutual interests. I understand your point though.

the choice is really simple:

>work shitty job and get less money
or
>dont work shitty job and get more money

its just logical.
>but but you can socialize with other retailcucks
sounds really fucking boring man.

>girls has been in regular contact all year and we have great conversations.
Dude, it's your chance, when you see her look out for signals, don't scare her off but show her that you are interested

what do you do in your day besides browsing Yea Forums?
inb4 medidations meme

I only got two of these, guess things are not that bad.

get high or shitfaced, play vidya and shitpost here on Yea Forums on various boards.
been doing this for over 10 years now.

>jack off 4 or 5 times a week
>student loan debt
>don't smoke, but I do dip
Honestly, I think I'm fine.

>>dont work shitty job and get more money
>sounds really fucking boring man.

You're contradicting yourself.
Earlier you said you dont care and that you just hope to croak one day because your life is too fucked.
Now you say that you wont attempt at a solution to your problems because you think it's boring and because you dont want to socialize with retailcucks?
Which one is it?

Grim. You are a bad person and a bad poster and nobody wants you here.

>Earlier you said you dont care and that you just hope to croak one day because your life is too fucked.
yes but I dont want to croak in some retail wagecuck hell.
I thought about just comfy dying in my sleep or something.

>Now you say that you wont attempt at a solution to your problems
how is it a solution if it makes everything even worse?

too bad you are stuck with me and people like me on this board.

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>I'm actually really tired of living for other people
Think about something that will make you proud of yourself, set it up as a goal and start working toward making it real. Trust me, even on the way you will be happier and more confident about yourself.

P.S. Don't be too harsh on yourself, be understanding and patient

>how is it a solution if it makes everything even worse?
How is dying in your sleep without experiencing anything, sad and alone, better than experiencing things and maybe not being sad and alone?
You wouldn't even be posting in this thread if you were okay with your current state, user.

sounds soulless, how do you cope? by smoking more weed?

how can I be a fag when I'm trans you bluesmurfednigger. I fuck girl with my feminine penis which makes me a lesbian but not gay. Go back to smurf ville you blue balled cisgendered faggot.

>experiencing things
wagecucking is an experience that I dont want to have to endure. shit sucks.

>You wouldn't even be posting in this thread if you were okay with your current state
of course I'm not okay with it but there is nothing that can be done anyway, the train left the station 10 years ago. I guess I just like to complain.
its difficult to come to terms with this and accept this faith.

its comfy enough

>faith

Freudian slip!

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meant "fate" of course

Yes and you should look for the meaning of 'Freudian Slip.'

the weed has taken its toll

I'm currently doing that but all my hobbies and work tend to be solitary..I'm trying though

it was a typo and english is not my main language. didnt even know what it meant and had to look it up.

this probably
I'm as high as a kite

wow im total opposite

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It means that you entered this thread with a subconscious need for someone to restore your faith in yourself and help you out of your situation.
All this talk of you just complaining and wanting to die comfy in your sleep are bullshit and a simple way for you to defend your feeble self from the world.

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thats just your fanfiction

haha no. she's asexual and deffo not looking for anything. and it's kind of a brother-sister kind of a relationship by now.

Goal in that case is making yourself proud

You're not fooling anyone.

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At last she can help you with girls point of view and introduce you to her friends/other girls

cool story bro but really it was just a typo.

>All this talk of you just complaining and wanting to die comfy in your sleep are bullshit
no its not, thats just how my life is, thats all I have to look forward to.