/seriea/ - Rise and Shine edition

SERIE A MATCHDAY 33
>Friday, 15th April
19:00 Spezia 1 - 0 Inter
21:00 Milan 2 - 0 Genoa

>Saturday 16th April
12:30 Cagliari - Sassuolo
14:30 Udinese - Empoli
14:30 Sampdoria - Salernita
16:30 Fiorentina - Venezia
18:30 Juventus - Bologna
20:45 Lazio - Torino

>Monday 18th April
19:00 Napoli - Roma
21:00 Atalanta - Verona

Coppa Italia Semifinals
>Tuesday 19th April
21:00 Inter - Milan (0:0)

>Wednesday 20th April,
21:00 Juventus - Fiorentina (1:0)

Buona Pasqua fras and frabottas. Remember to eat your colomba, help your Mummy with the dishes, keep your mons pubis trimmed and don’t accidentally feed chocolate to the dog.

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Maybe it’s just the lentekriebels, but I really feel the need to breed someone

sexo

Crêpes artichoke and ricotta in pecorino sauce

I sympathise. The checkout girl in the bookstore was flirting with me yesterday. AGGHHHHHHHH

Anyway, today is the Lord’s day. We must keep hornyposting to a bare minimum.

What hentai were you buying?

For me, it's marco "il maestro" giampaolo

14 teams Serie A when

It is the time to bread and butter.

t. brunch-enjoyer

>Football is the most common sport in Malawi, introduced there during British colonial rule. Its national team has failed to qualify for a World Cup so far, but have made two appearances in the Africa Cup of Nations. Football teams include Mighty Wanderers, Big Bullets, Silver Strikers, Blue Eagles, Civo Sporting, Moyale Barracks, and Mighty Tigers.

Today’s calcio

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Not watching heathens' calcio, simple as

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Which team should >we support?

What did he mean by this?
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Here's hoping for some career ending injuries.

based chiello the pussy eating enjoyer

Big Bullets

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Post your uovo kinder loot

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ah freshly backed

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the chad chiellini shitposting vs the normie dybala

Dybala was bought by palermo from a second division team called Instituto, how did they go bankrupt? that deal with juventus must have left them rich.

Anyway another argentine in second division that is good enough for a midtable serie A team like Torino, Verona, Sampdoria, etc. Lucas Ambrogio from independiente Rivadavia, 22 years old, 181cm tall, can play in the middlefield or in attack as a winger, can't cost more than 2 million euros, really fast but also technical player

@blessin

Lapo's takeover

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lapo ha pippato again

he's honestly perfect for a banter era

made a tiramisu
about to eat all of it

pics?
>Lucas Ambrogio
noted for next years fanta

tiramisù makes me cum

savoiardi or pavesini?

From scratch or a kit?

Happy Easter seriea. Did you call your nonna yet?

sorry but from now on you will refer to LAPO as Mr. President.
Lapo = Prez
Bonko = Director
Nedved = Vice-Director
Klopp = Coach
Aouar = Captain

Surely you mean De Ligt in that last category

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ehh its not pretty enough, forgot to buy the choco powder, so i used chocolate chips for the top.
mmm
savoiardi
scratch, made it last night. I got the recipe from a Romana.

ok then De Chad captain and Aouar player-team manager. And Alex Vice-President

i kneel Laposama...

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good lad sergej, turning his back from vlahoememe who clearly is trying to get his backdoors smashed in.

is it alive?

>spinnazolla traveling with the team
He's going to get a few minutes towards the end of the match when Napoli will be ahead 4-0

As much as Juve's title hopes, but Juve's is closer to being cooked than that piece of lamb

>resorting to having to buy eggs
Poor Miriam...

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i can ____ her

>t. Francis ‘Big Frankie’ Fettuccine

those are sugared almonds

Time is running out Miriam! I can do the sneedful for you! It’ll be quick and (relatively) painless!

breed

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>Two red cards, they're still paying.

> Come on Bologna

Patrik Zaki

all those Gobbi in the comments are hilarious

my fucking taxes

wtf I thought Zakaria was supposed to be a Jj player?

>Yes, but do you realize that with yesterday's penalty maybe we were still fighting for the Scudetto and now instead are we risking the Champions League too? There are not only human rights in life eh


i want so hard to believe this is ironic, but reading some other stuff, I'm not so sure

What else can you expect from Twitter users?

Reminder that all the proofs we have lead me to think that Pancrazio is actually Patrick Zaki

Eat two focacc’ lads, not even halfway through yet

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1 Gravenberch please

citizenship NOW

Quick recap on the Jewve lads?

Pirlo's JJ >>> Allegro's JJ

trannychaser cousin of the president is instigating a coup