Messibros not like this

Actually she's transgender and this is her one year anniversary of transitioning. Whatever you do, please don't call her Alfonso, that's her deadname.

>pre-assist hattrick
Is this the new xG meme?

It's actually xPA

Kek

who fucking cares? messi gives away his hat trick all the time. He even gave it away three months ago so Mbappe could miss a penalty.

He also gave away the champions league to real by a missing one what a humble goat

>pajeet twitter
>made up stat
>26k pajeet likes

>Gessi btfo
>Argentenian tears
Every time

There is no way Tsu has 30 hatricks since turning 30.

He's a iew

>Messi’s last club hat trick was in February 2020
>vs EIBAR
Holy shit lol he’s actually a fraud
>b-but include the NT then
Ok, he had that unforgettable septamber 2021 statpadding home hat trick vs the mighty BOLIVIA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

pissi cuckittini

How many trebles does Penaldo have since turning 1 year old?

1 in 2008

Messi isn't a stat padder who stands in the box all game waiting for tap-ins like Rapenaldo

THE NOBBLER OF NORWICH

cut him some slack, he probably just discovered 4channel and thinks he's in some sort of cool club

>Messi isn't a stat padder
Oh it shows

>Messi isn't a stat padder who stands in the box all game waiting for tap-ins
then what is he?

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penaldo played on the wing for most of his career.

>if it goes against the establishment's pecho frio religion then it's a made up stat

>Saying that Messi statpads at the NT when Penaldo plays agaisnt literal micronations and city-states.

QUICK

UNFOLLOW THAT 17 YEAR OLD ARGENTINE WHO SAID RONALDO IS THE GOAT

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Kid was born in Madrid, who did they expect him to idolize?

The only people still keeping this "rivalry" going are Ronaldofags.
Its embarrassing.

Treble means league title, champions league and strongest cup title. In 2008 he won the league cup, not the FA cup

exactly. no rivalry at all. its all ronaldochads gloating as the messi sisters hide from reality.

Ronaldo has 30 hat tricks since turning 4

now show the free kick stats past 30

>mfw its true

created exclusively to make it seem like frionel is still relevant

>1 CL in the last 10 years
>blew a 3-1 CL lead on Penaldo
NOT MY GOAT

rekt

...

I really hate Messi, but I hate this meme rivalry between Messi and CR7.

It's a fact that Messi is a better player. Ronaldo fans can't cope with this.

volve a twitter nenazo

I don't have twitter, gei.

>nenazo
back to facebook, grandpa

el rumANO

Eibar-man, Eibar-man,
Always scores against Eibar's men
Shoots a bloot from any place,
Catches crosses from Suarez
Look down!
Here comes the Eibar-man.

Is he GOAT?
Listen bud,
He's got HGH full pumped blood.
Can he score past Joel?
Take a look right down there
Hey, there!
There goes the Eibar-man.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a red
Now that they play with nine
He arrives to beat them.

Eibar-man, Eibar-man
Little magician Eibar-man
Wealth and fame?
He has all
Actions though? None at all

To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever we play 10 men.
You'll find the Eibar-man.

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How many expected pre assists tho?

Kek based

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He's a kike

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lmao

kek

what about second assists?

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based

I don’t think he knows about second assists, Pippin.

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Pizzi Spritinni

Messingz is still a young man, look how small he is..he just needs more time ..heh...