NO YOU CAN'T JUST SEND THE PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE INTO MY HOUSE, INTO MY BED, INTO MY STREAMS, INTO MY STREETS...

What a great fucking movie, call me a boomer I don't care, but they really don't make them like they used to.

Why was god such a dick?

based

>I send the locusts on the wind
>Such as the world has never seen
>On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk
>Until there's nothing left of green
>I send my scourge, I send my sword
>Thus saith the Lord

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He got bored

God shitposts too

because you touch yourself at night

jews are evil so it makes sense that the jewish god would be evl

>YOU WHO I CALLED BROTHER
>WHY MUST YOU CALL DOWN ANOTHER BLOW

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Why didn't Ramses just let his people go?

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>Y-you think I'm evil user? Y-you're breaking my heart, sweetie...

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The bible is a Jewish power fantasy, just like comic books.

vile nosecubus, be gone

Why didnt they just dly the eagles to Israel instead of wandering the desert for 40 years

Now that's what I call the real land of milk and honey.

khazar milkers! yummy

>This thread, I have nothing else to give, but a bump that you may live, I pray we Sneed again, if He will DELIVER US
my sides

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youtube.com/watch?v=s_cHasJh3Jc

Almost 30 and this still makes me fucking tear up.

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Because he was Jewish :^)

Is that a penis on his forehead?

You can't be serious user...

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>Wander the desert for 40 years because God says so
>Get thirsty and ask for some water
>He says to squeeze stones
>wtf... Ask him why
>He doubles down
>Okay god whatever
>It actually works
>Alright cool
>Do it a second time later when everyone's thirsty again
>Denied paradise forever because you didn't do it right

Just fuck my shit up, f.am

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Because Egyptians were occult degenerates who practiced Babylonian-tier black magic. Also todays Ashkenazis are not those enslaved Jews. Ashkenazis don't even come from Israel via blood, they come from fucking Russia and created Bolshevism and Marxism. God calls out greedy evil cunt kike jews (((Pharisees))) and another evil Jewish group too. Those nice, prophetic jews like Moses are most likely aryan in blood.

Why didn't pharaoh atem just ask Moses for a shadow duel?

>literally no archeological evidence of widespread Jewish enslavement
>no account of any of the plagues happening from Egyptian sources
>no account of an Egyptian Pharaoh and army being lost due to Red Sea drowning
How do Jews live with their entire history being a fucking lie? Even the Romans knew their origin myth was just a legend, but Jews push Exodus as historical even in schools.

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YHWH is the god of the Israelites, he doesn't give a shit about anyone else.
Also irl the Israelites were never in egypt, theres zero archeological evidence of them ever having settled there in large numbers or ever having been slaves. They invented the story as a mythical origin story.

You don't even know basic Ashkenazi history. They initially settled along the Rhine before history forced them further and further east. Ashkenazi are an intermixed people (but still heavily distinct from the Russian, German, etc. ethnicities by genetics) but still trace ancestry back to to the Levant.

I know DC comics havr been jewish for a ling time but, were the original Marvel comics for like Hulk and Spiderman created by jews too?

>tfw no spicy Midianite shepherd wife

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NOOOOO I WILL NOT LET YOUR PEOPLE GOOOO

>Those nice, prophetic jews like Moses are most likely aryan in blood.

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Letting Jews charge interest was the single greatest mistake in the history of mankind.

They were forced into that position because of restrictions placed on them tho. With Jews there's very much a chicken or the egg question. What came first, the Jew being a dick that led to oppression or oppression that made Jews being neurotic dicks as a result? Ironically they, as a group, seem to be very bit as autistic as the ethnicity (krauts) that came down on them the hardest.

SHUT THE FUCK UP JIDF KIKE. SHUT THE FUCK UP. IDK IT WAS YOU OR ANOTHER BUT ONE OTHER OF YOURS SAID ALMOST WORD FOR WORD WHAT YOU SAID, LIKE YOU COPY PASTED IT YOU FILTHY FUCKING KIKE

Cause it's the real history, faggot.

take your pills

Oh I forgot to take my (red)pills sorry about that ;)

better resolution my bad

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>How do Jews live with their entire history being a fucking lie?
Why do you think "Jewish atheist" is even a thing? Even the fucking ultra-Orthodox treat God like an autistic dungeon-master who they can easily rules-lawyer around when the Word Of G-D gets in the way with whatever they want to do
>b-but christfags and mudslimes do that too!
Nowhere near the extent
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

>were the original Marvel comics for like Hulk and Spiderman created by jews too?
>Are Stan Lee and Jack Kirby Jewish
Come on bruh.

>live in a city with a bunch of degenerates
>God gets fed up and decides to flatten the fucking place
>God is all like hey man you're actually the only good person in this shithole, take your wife and gtfo of here and literally don't look back
>I cannot stress this enough, if you look back you'll literally turn into a pillar of salt
>Explain to stupid wife, she starts crying and accusing you of emotional abuse
>just shut the fuck up and walk.jpg
>Wife turns around like a retard because she just couldn't help herself
>Gets turned into a pillar of salt for being such a dumbass

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why are you talking about the ultra orthodox like you know their point of view? you clearly know nothinf about how they think

God, although merciful, has a wicked sense of humor and is vengeful.

Christcucks tend to forget God has limited patience when it comes to sin. Christcucks also forget that Jesus did not ccome here in the name of Love. Jesus brought us a sword, to fight against the heathens.

Is this a video game reference?

thats what the jews have always wanted and still do for anyone non jewish, death for everyone, or eternal servitude being 56% drones

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YHWH was a Canaanite deity who became a cult of a volcano god that transcends human interaction. Hence the holy of holies.

Jesus' story is overwritten through decades of Christianity, hence the gnostic gospels.

youtube.com/watch?v=hW9cCWm53H4
s*y

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>Also todays Ashkenazis are not those enslaved Jews

they were not slaves, they got paid. egyptians literally did nothing wrong and jew god committed genocide on behalf of jews.

>God is merciful
>God is vengeful

Yes, yes it is.