/heem/ - ALPHA GINGER edition

RIZIN IS LIVE. SPIKE WON.

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ENTERS THE THREAD AND YOUR MOM

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Salami is next?

I fucking forgot rizin is on, has been any good so far?

>KNEES the balls
>GRABS the rope
>SINKS the guillotine
>SNAPS the neck
>COMES the back
>KISSES the corpse
spaiku-sama, I kneel...

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How many fights left?

Imagine how much Japanese pussy Spike is gonna get tonight.

Imagine not trusting the plan hehe

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thank god for rizin and blessed be st.spike

spike just choked out a guy also he walked out as Ichigo from Bleach

*kisses your dead corpse*

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last fight was kino, death simulated

Legit thought he broke the dudes neck the way he lay motionless

You missed it the guy just got his neck broken and died.

>nukes your neck
>kisses your corpse
nothing personnel

5 fights left. WMMA then intermission next.

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first three fights were a boring humpfest but spike the redeemer saved his card AGAIN

Did Spike yell Yatta ! in a high-pitched animu girl voice at the end there? Lel

>lets you faceplant
lmao

Made me reconsider MMA

Salami has the flattest face I’ve ever seen

>16-12
>31
>5'00"

Based SAO opening

oof lotus flowers fighting next. i wish i could smell the sweaty dripping vaginas

Fuck I'm going to miss the 50 year old boomer fight

Is Takeda okay?

It's 1:30am. Is this what every Saturday is like for European UFC fans? Simply cannot fathom staying up until 6am to watch fights

first his body broke, then his spirit
guy looked devastated on his walk back though rip

He shoulda cooled it with all the wrestlefucking.

how are we supposed to keep the white race alive when asian pussy exists

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kitaoka spotted

I'm white and not sexually attracted to Asian women.

Neither of them are attractive.

based rizin intermission after this letting me buy some sloppa for the title fights

rude

1:30 isn’t even late b especially not on a Saturday, yeah this is what it’s like but I’m used to it and even enjoy it, staying up all night watching heems is soulful.

kanna is cute for a wmma fighter

There are ugly and hot women of all races.

agreed but I will admit that bangs on dreads is a good change for the meta

There's still 6 fights left. This won't be over until 5am my time or later

whats sloppa bro?

It was kind of fucked how Alpha Ginger acted so overly happy and nice before and after he basically killed a Japanese guy in front of a bunch of Japanese people. Does anyone else feel this way?

I really am in the most based timezone for mma

no

I agree. There are beautiful Asian women but I have zero sexual attraction to them. My dick would not work. A 4/10 white girl does more for me than a 9/10 Asian girl

Why do they both have dreads are they nucking figgers?

What's Rin up to?
Is she retired?

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Neither of them have dreads

He bowed and spoke broken Japanese so it's ok

A lot of Jamal’s here

That's just gay and retarded.
braids or whatever idk

fuck that shit, would you rather he get wrestlefucked and humiliated his entire nation infront of them? why don't you go back to mexico faggot fuck you

whatever you want it to b, b.

Are there any attractive female black fighters

everytime a white girl talks i want to punch them in the face as hard as i can

apparently just had a fight last week

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jamawl?

lol

No it was based that he won but he could have at least pretended to have a little more concern for the guy's health. I mean look how N*ggUriah Hall acted when Weidman leg go snappy.

he guillotined the guy, hardly a life changing injury, also uriah halls a notorious pussy

shit banter

he kissed him good night, what more do you want Paco?

Jon no....

girls shouldnt be fighting. they should be cooking me a sandwitch.

Recessed chins are a terrible base for mma

Tonight I called a black girl at the McDonald's drive through a rude bitch when I told her have a nice night and she didn't respond.

gods work

>eating mcdonalds
I ignore fat cunts too

Heeminder that spike choked a guy to sleep in his last fight too

I only have a Double Quarter Pounder with no fries or drink. I get one like once a month or so. It helped me take a fat shit.

my standards are lower for azn girls

I only responded to you out of obligation, because this thread is so slow I didn't want you to feel like I was ignoring you.
Your reply to me left me with two options: explain to you what 'sloppa' was, possibly committing me to further interactions with someone who either hasn't lurked enough or was making some strange attempt at faking ignorance (possibly to be funny), or reply to you with something attempting to work with what you gave me while at the same time leaving you satisfied enough not to reply again.
I now see that I have made a grave error replying to you at all, because you are a nigger.

Mine are higher.

Champions by 2023
Cejudo
Aljo
Volk
Islam
Belal
Vettori
Rakic
Blaydes

The age of the heemer is over. The age of the wrestlefuck has began

Kana gassy

dont care

>Cejudo making 125 ever again

No sapp time bros

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Can someone please post the pic of kanna looking at tenshin crying it makes me kek every time

cejudo got heems in his last 3 fights tho

Ah good, the fries are what get you.

oh no hope she doesn't fart haha imagine if she did haha

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