>Around 4am, the 53-year-old actor awoke after hearing a strange noise coming from the downstairs area of his Hollywood pad. When he looked up he saw a dark figure in the doorway of his bedroom.
>According to USA Today, the woman was aged in her 40s and she told the John Wick actor she was there to meet him. Being Keanu Reeves, he was polite to the strange woman standing naked in his house, but he immediately dialled 911.
>Police later said Keanu was “calm” and “polite” on the phone but urged them to move quickly. The police were fast to arrive at the house, and they detained the woman, who was later given a psychological assessment.
Unironically how do stalkers even get celebrity addresses. I wouldn't even know how to find my friend's address without just tailing him home.
Michael Rogers
My gf on the left
Brody Bailey
Instagram pics, stalking friends and family members, posing as agents, etc.
Leo Young
I'm surprised people manage to sneak into celebrities homes. You'd think they would live in gated communities and have secure houses that are difficult to break into.
James Walker
Keanu absolutely MOGGED by the little cutie
Samuel Thompson
imagine if that little girl was the woman
Brandon Perez
she doesn't look 40 any pictures of the incident?
Jack Thompson
She doesn’t look 40.
Kevin Rivera
idk, white pages?
Isaiah Foster
user, just because you followed them home doesn't mean you're friends. Have you been taking your medication?
Daniel Morris
>OP includes a little girl MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!
Kayden Kelly
as mentioned, that info is readily available to user who is willing to pay a small fee
Nathan Wilson
For me, it's salt and pepper Kettle Chips
Colton Allen
Where do I look?
Juan Roberts
Keanu a cute, I agree, but be serious.
Isaac Morgan
For me, salt and vinegar with ice old bangs root beer
Aiden Watson
>that backpack loaded up with cheap vodka off the shelf behind him
Shit. Do you get your ice from the arctic? Fancy motherfucker.
Liam Ward
what do you call keanu's hairstyle in this and how do i get it
Jackson Smith
>School of Rock star’s horror as stalker kills himself outside home after murder plot
>Former child star Miranda Cosgrove has said her stalker killed himself outside her home. >Cosgrove, 27, who appeared in hit kids film School of Rock, said the unnamed man shot himself then set himself on fire. >Miranda, who was once the highest paid child star in the world, says she only avoided being killed that night because she went to her mum's house and not her own home.
Lol look at these losers, at least I managed to kill my target
Zachary Price
What do people get out of stalking celebrities, or even just being obsessed with them? I get normal stalking, you like the fear/pseudocontrol you can exert on someone. But with celebrities you're pretty much done the second you're spotted.
Alexander Wood
>I get normal stalking, you like the fear/pseudocontrol you can exert on someone. you don't get stalking in any sense
Nonsense, any man with a functional penis would pound her into tripe
Adam Bell
you would be surprised how much shit is public record
Tyler Parker
That's actually a turn on for her...
Hudson Young
>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
Gabriel Cruz
I know 2 gay guys who would fuck her. She's that hot. She gets hotter every year. NO WALL FOR HER!
Daniel Scott
>implying based Keanu didn't part the ocean and claim the child for himself
Kayden Wood
Keanu Reeves and his biological family are all part of the esoteric order of Dagon.
Hunter Morales
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to eternal bleeding. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
Christopher Edwards
Then what's stopping any user from, say, getting cunny or Moner into their basement?
Camden Ramirez
>the fear/pseudocontrol you can exert on someone that's a very womanly perspective pretty sure a stalker's main goal is to be full ghost recon
Ethan Rodriguez
>an angry Keanu Reeves gave a private interview in 1992 >he told the 3 people that in the film Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, the phrase "be excelent to each other" was supposed to be "use accelerant on each other" >he then proceeded to douse the 3 journalists in cheap gazoline and set them on fire
James Myers
security guards, probably armed if they're in America
Asher Lopez
lazyness fear of getting mocked by the captives for their general appearance and genital size not being old enough to drive a car
Jacob Davis
Crazy people do crazy shit. Duh.
Robert Hughes
>eternal bleeding
The most metal way to die.
Charles Rodriguez
stalkers stalk people because it fuels the idea that they are actually apart of that person's life it starts off relatively harmless. They just want to be apart of the person's life and following them to find and address or something. But they end up becoming obsessive and deludes themselves into thinking that certain actions the victim does are reciprocating the stalkers feelings and they reveal themselves eventually. It can take days weeks or years but most stalkers always eventually reveal themselves
Daniel Peterson
Funny Incredibly Unfunny and not clever. You should feel bad for posting this Reddit cringe and I seriously hope you consider suicide.
>the unnamed man shot himself then set himself on fire. How do I attain this level of power bros?
Adam Nguyen
>Dan Schneider abused her >Psycho stalker almost killed her Poor Icarly can't take a break. Feel bad for her.
Mason Thomas
be a lousy shot
Cameron Jackson
It's halepeeno
Benjamin Bennett
Well duh gay is a make-believe
Nolan Walker
There used to be a book published that had the phone #s for numerous celebrities and other important people, like the US President and the Pope. And apparently it’s still available for $35. amazon.com/Ultimate-Celebrity-Address-Phone-Book/dp/1411617533
Let's say I want to take up the stalking of a modern celebrity. What do I do?
Nathaniel Kelly
I've seen so much SFM of her that she's lost all appeal.
Anthony Collins
This, pro sports players do more than this, they have to stay physically fit for a set amount of years AND deal with the health issues down the line, she got some cum in her ass. I'd suck a dick for like 100 grand easy
Samuel Jackson
Bang posters are unforgivable. It's Barq's, you MOTHERFUCKER.
Caleb Jones
drake isn't gonna like this
Colton Cook
You can't spend hush money if a coked up producer beats you to death after you refuse to let his five friends fuck you in the ass. It's not as easy as you think.
Logan Thompson
Damn the dude shot himself and set himself on fire without any arms?
Leo King
Oh boo fucking hoo, she's still living a better life than everyone here with the simple price of taking some dick. She shouldn't have agreed to it if it made her wittle stomach turn
Carter Edwards
I'd be more bothered by iron_manny118
Leo Jones
Post the "budding" post.
The man is absolutely mad.
Zachary Walker
She is completely fucked up, have nightmares literally every night and hard-partying to forget. Hard to believe, but money is not everything in this life.
Not saying it is buddy, I'm saying she clearly made that choice. Making a choice and bitching about it is something weak fucks are notorious for, maybe the next time someone offers you up a "Too good to be true" deal you either nut up and take it on the chin or don't take the fucking deal
Isaiah Ward
remove ade
Ian Scott
No with the instagram comment.
Thats makes it so much funnier.
Josiah Reed
She was too young to know better, like 12 or 13. You are too young, want to be famous and love being the center of attention. He is nice to you and you are nice to him. Looks like a fair deal, when only when you are old, you are aware of what really happened. You will never have a normal love-relationship with a man anymore, you are too damaged to believe in love.
Christian Long
Nice story, notMiranda.
Michael Hill
Oh jesus christ, are you a fucking former child actor? Cut the fucking melodrama, you got taken advantage of, only difference is you'll never have to worry in your life ever again
Jeremiah Perry
tfw got molested but no money or fame, not set for life because of it Even when molested, actors/actresses get it easy.
William Cox
story?
Luis Kelly
My mom was a drunk and regularly took home men from bar's when I was staying at her place as a kid. One touched my peepee and I touched his. Also had sex with a 21 year old girl at 14.
