Tom Holland: >Stuck at 5'7 >Making millions >Became one of the most loved celebrities on the planet >Fit and handsome >Currently fucking Zendaya who's madly in love with him (Tumblr autists did some digging and found out they're dating in secret and that the Blonde slag was just some friend of a friend)
Tom Cruise: >5'7 >One of the most handsome actors on the planet >Doesn't age at all >Has his own Scientology cult >Millionaire >Insane adrenaline junkey that does all his own stunts >Amazing actor
RDJ And wtf do you mean "finally" you stupid idiot. Tom Cruise has been a household name since the 80s. Short men are more cinematographic because women are short and getting them in the same shot is easy. With a tall actor/womanlet you'd have to zoom out thus missing their facial expressions
Ethan Thomas
For like tens years the only well known short actor has been Tom Cruise and the dude who played Jon Snow
Ayden Flores
>"The name is Mann --Let Mann."
Andrew Myers
You just KNOW they're gonna have quadroon babies by the time the 3rd one comes around. #BLEACHED
That is probably the ugliest looking beard I’ve ever seen. Might as well just come out already
Jacob Martinez
This
Caleb Cox
Tom Holland and Ty Simpkins are relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss them relentlessly.
Jack Diaz
pedo
Eli Hill
Or you know, maybe its because 5'7 is normal height and not short.
Hudson Wright
MADLAD
Juan Walker
underage retard. remove yourself from existence
Charles Gutierrez
You're delusional
Brayden Mitchell
>Tumblr autists did some digging and found out they're dating in secret and that the Blonde slag was just some friend of a friend. Broof?
Asher Morales
>Currently fucking Zendaya who's madly in love with him (Tumblr autists did some digging and found out they're dating in secret and that the Blonde slag was just some friend of a friend) How fucking sad is it that you're this invested in the life of some random teenager
