Why are security guards always depicted as bumbling idiots in movies?

Why are security guards always depicted as bumbling idiots in movies?

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>never touches chest
Zero reps

because it's accurate

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I was waiting for that to end badly.

retard boomer ROM

>not going down to your chest
He did 0 reps

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ZOOMER GOT BOOM'D

imagine thinking your inherited wealth can protect your individual safety lol

>that pic
Smartass had it comin lmao

Love the fact that the guy just spots him. God bless the dude.

>he's white
good riddance.

that nice boy came over to spot him.

How else would the teens get around them?

Post body.

For once, he actually was a good boy. And he diddu somefin.

>140 pounds
...I guess that's alright for a dude pushing 65

Kid asked for it

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POOOOOOOOWER
GOT THE POWER

>one pl8

I could do that shit in my sleep

>one pl8
>obviously 4 plates
DYEL

Can't tell if b8 but it's 225 pounds

They're bumper 25s

>that other guy in the back rushing in when he saw the bar go out of parallel
gymrats know how to spot trouble

Wrong
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Nice to see the bros are concern for his safety

lmao desu he looks like an annoying smart ass

ZERO

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>the "do you have any idea who my dad is" haircut

I can just imagine that smug baby boy blue milquetoast face as he said it. Weak bitch.

Do you get smarter the more you can bench or something

That's called 2 pl8
There's 2 on each side
4 pl8 would be 4 on each side

>offers Bouncer a job
>Bouncer nigs out

The more you can bench the more experience you will have, is gaining experience not getting smarter?

hehehehehehehe

based one punch man

I'd think he was stupid, but I legit have met people who supposedly work out who legitimately believe this and I've gotten into arguments with them

Lifting makes you smarter at lifting, not really anything else

as someone who works as a security guard, I can safely say that my coworkers are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. Literally double digit IQ niggers or hoodrats and the occasional doughy Paul Blart retired types. So yes, the depiction is fair.

Kek

>Archie Lloyd, 18, was celebrating the end of his A-Levels in Malia when he became involved in an altercation and was struck by Sebastian Trabucatti, another Briton who was working on the Greek island as a club promoter.

>Witnesses said 18-year-old Mr Lloyd and best friend Andy Hutchinson "didn't want trouble" and tried to walk away, but were attacked by Sebastian Trabucatti who was accompanied by two women on mopeds.

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>talks mad shit
>"dude stop lol STOP STOP don't fight WTF" while he does nothing to defend himself

How I imagined this went down

>why didn't he fuck up his shoulders
newfags

Ah, I wouldn't say that. What about things like nutrition? It can teach you a lot about your own body.

Don't start this please /fit/, for the love of God

THAT'S LIKE 50LBS MORE THAN MY 1RM AND I'VE BEEN LIFTING 3 YEARS WHAT THE FUCK BROS

DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD JANNY IT'S OFF TOPIC

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Thanks a lot faggot, I was edging for the past 3 hours. Was.

Old man strength.

>I'VE BEEN LIFTING 3 YEARS WHAT THE FUCK BROS
Just because you've been doing something, doesn't mean you've been doing something right. And, no, I'm not talking about roids, you just probably have an abysmal regiment.

>lifting for 3 years
>can't do 2pl8
Wtf were you lifting? Donuts into your mouth?

Tfw have farmers strength

Right, your coworkers...

>he thinks lifting the same weight over and over again makes you stronger

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That's a pretty good bench for a 60 year old man.

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>he isn't a volume chad
Aesthetics > all. Don't fall for gymcel memes and only chase PRs.

you need a power rack or assist machine to help you push your limits, that or hormone supplements

bunch of black and white guys sweating together and helping one another. I love this.

This is what (((they))) fear most. It's why they're pushing fat positivity so hard, along with hedonism and demoralisation.

No clue. I work security and people treat me with respect and follow my authority. Also my coworkers are cool and always get your back. Also $21/hr is good too.

they don't fear that lmao the first step to integration is thinking that black guy is based because he can lift something, throw a ball, or catch a pass

Back when I worked security everyone on our team were students/teachers at the same martial arts school. It was pretty much the same deal as you described. We were also very tight with the local law enforcement.

gym's a great equalizer
can't bullshit your way around in there

Because they usually are

That being said there are various levels of security, there are for sure very competent security contractors but your average office building/store is going to have the cheap rent-a-cops

If you need steroids to get to 2pl8 you should just give up. 2pl8 - 50 is 175. That is obtainable to even women within a year of casual lifting.

Ignorance.

>going beyond right angles
fuck man imagine being this retarded.

Says 135 in the insta.. am I missing something?

>all of these people calling a nig-tier violent thug "based"
Haha yeah guys assault and murder sure is based

Lmao you people are so delusional

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This is fake commie bait btw

As someone who works security for one of the largest semiconductor companies in the world I can tell you that some of the engineers and physicists I meet day-to-day are as dumb as my coworkers.

>that "spotter"
All fucking niggers must hang.

Google it the telegraph the sun adn independent reported it

cringe but redpilled

175 is bodyweight for the average (non fat, non manlet) male. You should be able to orm bench your bodyweight within 6 months.

He was attacked unprovoked

>t. eternal virgin blort

He provoked it though. I don't think it's "based" but still.

Lol what kind of fucking faggot are you that you only do one rep and need a spotter.

yeah here's your 'based' one punch man

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>light banter is a provocation to get murdered
Have sex.

Post body, germcuck.

t. doyouevenlift

based elgen

>get punched by a manlet
>dies
How fucking paper thin was that guy.

Yes provoking someone is enough for them to attack you. This happens in life. Better to not provoke people.
>Club promoter who killed Harrow schoolboy with single punch spared jail

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Sure but not women

lol

I've been lifting for 12 years, I have a 430 bench touching my chest. Never had a shoulder injury. You're just a pussy.

b&r

dabbing on daddy's boys

Can you imagine anyone on Yea Forums actually having useful knowledge about fitness and nutrition? Lmaoooo

Yeah, unlike the 'DoYouAndYourTwoSpottersEvenLift' faggots.
Why do tryhards pretend that dropping a weight on your ribcage hard and fast enough to bounce it back onto the rack counts as a rep?

>pick shit up
>put shit back down
>eat meat

Wow, that was fucking hard.

>eat meat

LOL! This liftlet bounces a bar on his chest and thinks you can bounce 400 pounds off the chest just as easily.

You've don't too much time behind the keyboard where you're safe to talk shit as you please. In real life, when you "troll" the wrong person, you catch a fist to the face. Bantz is for your bros, not strangers.

Semen from your bull doesn't count as a diet.

Yes, basic reading comprehension.

Look, here we have a fatass that lifts the weight off the rack, lowers it 2 inches to touch his bloated form and then lets his two spotters fuck up their backs desperately trying to put it back up.
Unless you do at least four unassisted, you didn't lift shit, you just escaped the accident.

wtf I thought you were on our side