cast him
Cast him
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when real life is stranger than fiction
based crtbro
leave me a sony trinitron
Idris elba
LMAO so randum!!!
>come home
>there's an old tv on the porch
>probably full of bugs and shit
oh great now i get to pay to have it hauled off to the dump where it belongs
he's probably an incel
what was he caught doing?
Daft Punk?
who is that, Thom Yorke? lol
based
you're not allowed to throw your trash out onto other people's property
Wierd way to promote Red Letter Media.
crt fags have gone too far
Trespassing.
Banksy?
Illegal dumping
Would be based if he had Max Headroom on that thing
Based and CRTpilled
Saga turned out really boring.
>come home from work
>get a classic trinitron from crtbro
based
>not sitting it next to your neighbors trash cans on garbage day
WE ARE JUST GOOD FRIENDS
TELEVISION MAN
>Surveillance Camera Man's arch-nemesis
Finally he reveals himself.
To tell the truth officer, I didn't know what to think. I saw this person wearing a boilersuit, gloves and a strange mask slowly walking up to my property carrying a device of some description, and upon me challenging him he refused to drop it. So, in fear for my own life and that of my family, I put three rounds from my M4 into him and then phoned you guys.
i sincerely hope you have castle doctrine in your state. every state should have it
I would actually thank him if it was a functioning CRT. These things are getting harder and harder to find.
pretty funny.... where does he get 50 crts thou
junkyards, auctions, garage sales.
Kek, every fucking time !
Montana, so yeah - he's fucked. To be honest, could probably get away with shooting him and then dragging him off to the far end of the property for the critters to feed on.
Can't wait for him to get shot. What a horrible death...
>CRT's
>trash
ZOOM ZOOM
Nicolas Cage
what's CRT?
this is what i want the next netflix true crime doc to be about
This is the average child we all use Yea Forums with. Take note. The zoomers are taking over.
GET YOUR FREE TEE-VEES
TEE-VEES FOR EVERYONE
Just answer the q.
This literal retard child doesn't even know how to use Google. What are they teaching you in preschool? Jesus.
just google it lil zoomie
What kind of powers does CRT Man possess?
>takes the time to write replies w/o actually answering the q.
check out
why do televisions on faces unnerve me?
it scares me for some reason
A type of old television. Ever play an SNES or N64 on a digital tv? It looks like absolute shit.
CRT tv's are going to be worth thousands of dollars in the future.
>What kind of powers does CRT Man possess?
Remote viewing
Based
A real life supervillain
well, you have to pay to get rid of them, I bet he gets paid to take them and then leaves them.
new boss for megaman?
m-me too
is spooki
virginity most likely. it would so fun to push him over and watch his tv-head smack into the ground.
Kys little zoomie fuck
A mystical and ancient technology where we use vacuum tube amplification to shoot electrons with an electron gun at a mesh with holes to produce colors you see on a rounded bulbous tube called a screen.
Therefor the screen was actually analog and dynamic with unlimited refreshrate in theory. Compared to LCDs and OLED which are solid state digital devices.
The reason we switched was because vacuum tubes use a lot of energy to use and is impossible to miniaturize for portable devices or to produce flat screens.
YO DIS NIGGA GOT A FUCKIN TV ON HIS MAFCUKING HEAD!!!!! XXXXD
Thanks, based rely-guy. SEE, YOU TWO OTHER GUYS? THAT WASN'T SO HARD NOW WAS IT?
How does he eat?
t. didn't get a tv
I don't get it. He gives TVs to people?
cathode roach tube
>So, in fear for my own life and that of my family, I shot him from 10 yards out
Pussy.
why can't fun shit like this happen in my town?
highly advanced Scan Lines to detect and reveal details about anything
old tv
High refresh rates, longer life, versatility, and near indestructibility.
Because your town is boring and poop?
They're still functional TVs. Where does he get them from?
Based knowledgeable poster
If only I could use my knowledge to get a gf.
Paid to have it hauled ? Must be europoor.
poor pepl bad
I know, right?
Someone drew a huge cock on the side of a building downtown today in my town. That was kinda cool
that's not funny
god dammit fucking zoomers
fuck you, brah
>YOUNG BAD
get floss'd
This is like something from a Grant Morrison comic.
Unfathomably based
a challenger approaches
Based retro gamer Santa Claus
Bruh
How do we know it wasn't Grant himself?
what episode of flcl is this?
FUCKING BULLSHIT
Why does a news Outlet write like a fucking retarded teenager
State of America
too bad the TV on his head didn't display a still image of his face as well as the TVs he left behind
Fucking meleefags at it again.
>implying they're not in cahoots and there aren't surveillance cameras in those TVs
probably a small local office in some shithole where everyone's hooked on opioids and some grade school child has to keep the place running
Is there a new American Gods season coming out or something and they're trying to shill?
>tfw you're just a background character in someone else's anime
They are you dumb boomer
>on front of porches
A BULLET IN THE HEAD OF EVERY ESL
BAAAH SPOONFEED ME I CANT LEARN
>Original hardware
some no name, the film is a horror film where the main antagonist Mr Oldtelly hunts zoomers and brutally kills them all before escaping in a speedboat
I swear to God, if I was an American I'd do the weirdest shit, even weirder than this.
Someone used lots of bleach to make a giant dick in the green of my old school. It's fun for a bit.
>stop right there, pal
>not leaving it at the curb for the loot monkeys to take
I bet you're not even american
He's the true hero we need. Have him played and directed by Zack Snyder himself.
>europoor
I'm American. If you want to throw out large garbage (an old CRT would qualify as such, even a small one), you have to pay to have it hauled off, at least in the area I'm from and everywhere I've lived. Usually, they have one day each year where they'll take "anything," but that means you'll have to store that television (and whatever other big trash you might have) until that day rolls around. Even then, there's usually a limit on how much you can toss on haul day.
What I'm imagining really happened is that TV guy somehow came into the possession of a ton of old televisions that would never sell, and he realized he could never afford to throw them out, so he decided to do this stunt in order to get rid of them. In other words, he just unloaded his trash onto other people. Pretty shitty thing to do.
should be a still image of sneed
Magnet-user from yesterday as the main villain