UFC on ESPN 34 Game Thread #10

BACKPACK TIME

We'll see in this fight

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM HOLY FUCKK
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

It’s over luquefags

I feel like the person pressuring the most usually loses.

allahu akbar

name status: remembered

HEEEEEEEM TAPPY

i dont know if i can stand watching 25min of luque winning A CHESS MATCH

How crazy is it that he trained for this fight while not eating for a few hours every day?

>Belal is 33 years old
I know who’s gonna win

> woah woah woah you're telling me that the decisionmachine wrestlefucker was going to wrestlefuck luque to a decision?

We are all one race, the heeming race, except for wrestlefuckers. They are subhuman and should be gassed

10-7 Belal

HEEEM SNAPPY WHAT THE FUCK

HEEEM DECISIONY

does belal not know any judo?

That's how you work a match. Heel gets heat, babyface comeback

WTF IS THIS????? I ONLY SEE LUQUE FIGHTING WITH HIMSELF
WHY 8S HE ALONE IN THE OCTAGON?????

>grabs your dick
Dont grapple me bitch

BEAUTIFUL BOXING MUHAMMAD

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

not eating is whatever, not drinking water is the crazy part

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM END OF THE ROUNDY

10-6 Belal pretty clearly.

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mere mortals can't comprehend what it means to be a muslim on easter

10-9 belal

why are muslims so retarded

THE Luque??

update your graphics card drivers sir!

Why does Belal fight like he's rocked or something, he moves so weirdly

Round 1 belal. Concerned yet luquefags? You talked a big game coming in

uhhhh Puquebros????

10-8
it's over

10-9 belal inshallah

Are throat punches illegal? I feel like that would be the worst place to take it that isn't the balls

OUT COLD

hes not john cena, retard. its just his name

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

10-8 Luque

unironically thats a luque round but they will give it to poolal

>We are all one race, t
No also kill yourself

Millennia of inbreeding.

it's not a few hours it's from sunrise to sunset so it gets harder as ramadan moves closer to the summer.
Also no water

HAHA Muhammad bros we're actually gonna pull it off

10-9 belal
Anything to say Luquecels?

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Today, Luque
Tomorrow, Tel Aviv

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>luque barely throw a punch
Its over

Burns isn't in Luque's corner?

OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The prophet (peace be upon him) would not want us to fight

THERE'S THE RESPECT

never felt stronger
luque is saving his energy
this is all part of the plan

10-5 alhamdulillah

Grabbing my dick just means we're grappling more bro.

Belal has unironically gotten much better during his time in the UFC

I'm still so tired

i sat and watched belel vs smegwards in its entirety and i couldnt tell you who won

10-9 Luque for octagon control

fucking lol

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They are pretty fucking stupid lol

He has perma drunk goggles. Ain't you seen his eyes

ZEEEEEM OOOOOH HE ZEEMED HIM

i'm starting to remember. bel...bel..bel-something right?

Usman surrounded by literal cans

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Vicious ground control by Belal there!!!!!!

Go sniff a scrotum you fucking fag. Wrestling = shit

tell me about belal
why does he wear the glasses?

beautiful chess match fight

Dude he literally laid on him.

U G L Y

Chente bros...

This, we can all leave the internet now!

NOT LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSS

belal unironically isn't bad on the feet

>hes not john cena, retard. its just his name
Shut your faggot dogfucking mouth up you annoying autist

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Belal 'forgot my own name' Muhammad

REMEMBER THE NAME

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when there is no black fighter DC short circuits and starts to worship the fighter who is least white

Luquesisters.....
We're getting out struck and out wrestled

Animechad....

JUST HEEM HIM ALREADY FUCK

No cap

Islam hasn't even been around for more than one millennium you fucking historylet

why

>grabs your hips and slowly lets my hand descend onto your buttcheeks and grabs your buttcheeks and pulls them apart
Dont grapple me bitch

Ngl luque is a pretty fucking boring fighter

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DECAPITATEEEEEE

if belal wins 3 rounds luque should soccer kick him so hard he dies. luque would lose the fight but it would be worth to deliver us from belal

holy fuck faggot just walk up and heem him

poofc bros… it’s over…
twitter.com/rizin_english/status/1515533585016664067?s=21&t=IRXrVhSbu701cahFwQoBrA

Colby is a more boring fighter than belal

lol

Luque is flushed

>Luque is a killer
yea, nah

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Is assplay illegal?

Exactly the same as round 1.

God Belal has the most boring style

it's over

HE GETS STRONGER AS THE FIGHT GOES ON

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20-18 after this

big brain over here lol

He's laying on him. Oooooh

Belal has unironically been massively underrated by MMA fans. He's been outstriking Luque pretty easily.

Holy fucking based, let the seethe begin, allahu akbar, muslims win again.

ANOTHER TAKE DOWN BELAL IS KILLING IT!

OH HE ROCKED HIM

worst card of the year???

its over.

I've been saying for a while that Belal would unironically be a good win for Colby if they fought and he beat him

*lays on you for 2 minutes*
yea take that

You VILL enjoy Zee wrestlefucking

For reference, Leon already rocked and cut Belal with minimal effort.

Zzzzzzzzzz

OOOH IT'S BORING

we say this every week

Y'seethe?
Y'seethe.

Don't worry pussy
The duck was already hurt beyond repair he was just tryong to kill it quickly

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD

They tried to tell me luque would beat khamzat hahahahahahahahhaha

Pitter patter

so when does Spike fight?

HEEEEEEEEEEM

Belal might be part Ukranian because he fights like a fucking super hero

There's been so many stinkers it's hard to say this one stands out.

Hey guys,
It's me. Dana White. Which fighter(s) should i cut from this main event???

And it's always true.

Belal is a nightmare matchup for Colby.

but this one is really bad

Luquefags real quiet right now

he was investigated for this

luque getting buck broken

>people thought loogie would be usman
why are you guys such cazzies

I know it's early but fuck it we won ALLAHU ACKBAR ISLAM WILL DOMINATE THE WORLD 10-7!!!

next fight night seems like it will be worse

luque needs to let his fucking hands go

Chente bros??

Yeah im watching the boxing main event, this card is shit

Cut yourself you old fool

Dark /chis/ unironically have the best pussy.
>Luque is winning this fight so far

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i would literally gut you with a screwdriver faggot

fuckin based

they keep getting worse, just look at next week

forreal though

I was thinking about who Belal reminded me of and I just realized that he basically fights like Colby, but boring in every way.

2-0 to the literal who

holy fuck this is boring

These 2 are at the same weight class than Covington, Usman and Chimaev lmao

Belal just scored two 10-8 rounds in a row in my opinion. Luque's probably gonna need a finish.

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Why the fuck isn’t Luque throwing?

Stop fucking with my streams, change the down fighter rule, and make WMMA in lingerie,

belal is looking good bros...

run away run away run away run away
pitter patter
run away run away run away
land takedown and lay on top

Its over, islam won.

Allahu akbar

OOOOOHHHH HES IN TROUBLE

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Lol I legit thought Luque was better than this!

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Luque is just downloading you heathens

I'd watch, but I can't heem my sleep rn

Are you entertained ya fucking goofs?

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does this nigga have a chinese coach? wtf was that

fuck this fuckin muslim

yeah but this one takes the cake so far. maybe next weeks card will be worse

I hope everyone that has the opportunity to take advantage of the grounded rules does so.
The more people abuse it the more the push to change it will be.
Thank you based aljo-sama for inciting a well needed rule change.

I told you bros

Luque CAN be wrestlefucked
It's a shame because I like Luque and if he had some good tdd or anti grappling, he'd be the best contender for Colby/Usman/Khamzat

Basado

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Belal has figured luque out, it's over. pitter patter on the feet, take him down and win the round.

Belal is just a better version of Colby

The duck is you
The club is my fist
I only need one

Belal is really underrated. This is a good fight. People really only hate him because he's an arab and he says stupid shit. Colby is an infinitely more boring fighter

i dont think ive ever paid less attention to a main event but i have luque winning

Islam is number one religion

2-0 belal. Round 2 might be a 10-8 as well

its over

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zzzzzzzzzzz cmon luque hurry up and heem this terrorist

this is a good fight honestly, high fight IQ from belal

>fights like Colby, but boring in every way
So Colby.

He needs a Colby like gimmick but for hamas

cucky’s already boring in every way

The price is wrong bitch

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shant be watching the rest

Edwards broke him

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Can you only access this type of pussy after you reach a certain net worth?

How's Luque's gas tank

wrestlechads win again

Belal is done. Get your goofy style out of here

Luque looking suspect as AF, now it's obvious Mohammad has improved since their last outing, this won't be nearly as easy, hopefully he had the sense to not take this fight lightly. Mohammad looks poised for an upset

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This is insufferable, im going to watch, may allah forgive me for saying this, the boxing match

>belal -300 favourite
holy shit bet the house on luque NOW

Chadzat would murder both of these cans.

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>the same punch

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It's weird because Luque just isn't being aggressive at all. He's pressuring but no combinations whatsoever

I SMELL HEEEEEEEMMMMMM

MUSLIM FAGGOTS... DID WE GET TOO COCKY????

waaaay ahead of you

OHH HE GOT HURT

do fighters like belal want people to hate them

ffs these rounds are all going to be the same
>luque pressures
>shadow boxes
>kicks him a few times
>muhammad takes him down
>lays on him
>does nothing
>OMG GREAT ROUND FOR MUHAMMAD!!!!!
Just fucking heem him already.

>that takedown telegraph
kek

please luque knock this faggot out

CMON LUQUE FUCKIN KO HIM

god fucking damn I hate this semen slurping sport

yes. but it only takes 6 figuers believe it or not my friend!

>belal in charge of not getting heemed

Now I need to watch Rizin!

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kek beginning of the end

30-27

Hamas vs Chaos for the WW belt

why do all muzzies end up bald?

BEAST OF A CHESS MATCH

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Nah
...
...
Maybe
..
..
Nah

Belal is a very high IQ fighter unironically.

HAHAHAHA

Fuck I hate Smellal

Oh look a takedown while he flails at him with half punches

luque is officially winning this fight at the MOMENT OF THIS POST

OH HE HURT

high test

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Stream dead

Yeah you could see that from a mile away, this second one was slick though

>muhammad is so good at being a blanket
nice way of calling him a boring lay and pray fuck

Based Belal Madrid!

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>ATTEMPTS THE 25235TH TAKEDOWN!!!
>LUQUE AVOIDS THE TAKEDOWN
>THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE UFC CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, some retarded judge will give the round to Belal for doing nothing on top.

3-0 belal. Luque needs a finish

do it for jesus heem this rat

fr fr

>belal panicking every time luque gets up
kek

I hate wrestlefuckers so much it’s unreal

It's all about the gas tank

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ooooooh he predicted it ladies and gentlemen

Started watching this anime jujutsu kaisen and the animation is real good

OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH

lmao that elbow

This sandnigger makes me seethe so much I swear

Real question - why doesn't belal try to go for submissions? It's like he has no interest in the neck

>black starts
>d2 e3
grandmaster level play

dom is so fucking based

arabs are probably the hairiest race in the world

even worse, he humiliated himself

No way Joe would have missed that big breath by Belal on the stand up.

*knees you in the face while your fingernail is slightly touching the ground*

DEEP WATERS B

Stream plsses

29-28 Muhammad (pbuh), Luque wins 4 and 5 to get the decision win

Good fight for real

10-9 Luque

Belal 3 - 0

Belal 10-9? Dominant takedown.

Luque won that round Belal got rocked and did nothing with the TD

2-1 remember the name

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>take your hand off the ground
>knee incoming
>quickly put your finger back on the ground
waaahwaaaaah

Belal is the only fighter that can make both reddit and Yea Forums seethe

CALMA CARALHO!

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Belal confirmed forever my antiboy

imagine what connor would do to these bums

>you're not tired
he's tired

KAMAN VINCE SKORE SAM FUCKING HEEMS

UNCHARTED TERRITORY

Just stand up

29-28 belal

2-1

belel fading

I ironically want belal to win

belal won the third round 10-9 you chuds, its over.

>land ZERO significant strikes
>up 30-27
How does Belel do it bros...it's not fair....

Should I buy a Porsche???

2-1 Belal "Remember the Smell" Muhammad

poolal is crumbling hard

JUST FACKIN HEEM HIM

lose?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>retards here unironically thought Luque stood a chance against Usman

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i missed this round wtf happened why does belal look gassed?

Bethel is sleepwalking

Unironically my fav commentator

What a babe

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Belal 2-1 imo

please violently heem belal forget the name muhammad

no i think they'll score that one for luque

Nah, I don't think there was enough control and he failed miserably earlier. Luque ended it quite strong as well, 2-1 Belal

Brazzas...that Ramadan fasting is starting to wear on us

>Belal is the only fighter that can make both reddit and Yea Forums seethe
Colby

belal aint winning anything with that ugly ass face

Belal 29-28

Probably not.

yeah, but Belal is somehow even more boring. Colby pressures and goes forward and threatens chokes, but Belal just runs away and lays and prays.

she's 14

Think he's just hesitant because of the level changes
He started OK until Belal took him down mid way in Rd1. Then he became hesitant but he's doing better again now

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His leg is unironically a ballewn

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No wonder Burns didn't wanna fight Luque. He'd have KOd him

lmfao why is this semi early card ending when late cards do?

if leballs pulls off a controversial split decision win, i'm going to be upset

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dc just agreed with me

pretty sure the Quran doesn't say anything about chugging semen during Ramadan...
>high protein
>tasty
>boosts T levels
He's doing fine

of course. it's the miata for homos with money

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I’m so fucking mad

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None of that is true
If it was i would be cumming in my mouth everyday

Belal is really not that bad. Don't see why he's so hated. It's not his fault that he has pillowfists.

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OHHHHHHHHHH HES HUGGING HIM

How hes losing badly

Belal fights exactly like I do in UFC 4

Shame she was passed around by Hollywood and that old man pedo Anthony Hopkins owns her

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT CARD FOR FUCK SAKE I STAYED UP UNTIL 4 AM FOR THIS SHIT

/heem/ having a meltdown along with r/ufc

done with this gay shit

Yeah but the hadith say semen is haram probably

Belal forgot that it's Ramadan. These things are forbidden...

ohhhhhhhh I remembered his name

The city of Luque's takedown defense.

>user I’m upset with you… you need to make it up to me.
What do?

why is luque not sprawling at all

so lame

DC is making sense, Luque's TD is not up to par, not for the top of the division

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sorry /heem/ this is the real world. the boringchad 49-46es the funcel

>take down
>start looking at this thread
every time

there was a weird break and then i thought they were putting in old unaired fights from earlier in the day
this needs some further analysis because this card started at like 5pm est

OOOOOOOHHH HE'S TOUCHING HIS FACE WITH HIS GLOVED KNUCKLES GENTLY

Kek how he fell off

Time to lay on him so heckin based

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I thought semen was a Slovene delicacy

Based wrestleboxer

luque gassy

Woah that’s not a lot

He's a crotchsniffer that doesn't even try to submit people.

Max has pillowfists and decides to give his opponents horrid CTE instead of a merciful knockout

Belal round 1, 2, 4, 5