UFC on ESPN 34 Game Thread #9

Main Card:
Vicente Luque vs. Belal Muhammad
Caio Borralho vs. G. Omargadzhiev
Andre Fialho def Miguel Baeza via KO/TKO, R1
Mayra Bueno Silva def Yanan Wu via Unanimous Dec
Pat Sabatini def T.J. Laramie via Unanimous Dec
Mounir Lazzez def Ange Loosa via Unanimous Dec

Prelims:
Devin Clark def William Knight via KO/TKO, 3:21 R3
Pannie Kianzad def Lina Länsberg via Unanimous Dec
Drakkar Klose def Brandon Jenkins via KO/TKO, 0:33 R2
Rafa García def Jesse Ronson via Sub, 4:50 R2
Martin Buday def Chris Barnett via Technical Dec
Jordan Leavitt def Trey Ogden via Split Dec
Sam Hughes def Istela Nunes via Majority Dec
Heili Alateng def Kevin Croom via KO/TKO, 0:47 R1

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aljo really changed the game

Fuck Aljo

THE FUCK IS ALJO?

is there a single fighter that has been more influential to this sport than aljamain sterling?

Dumbass rule now it’s gonna be a draw

He needs to pull a Sterling ASAP

Aljo chads....I kneel....

I think I’ll just stick to kickboxing moving forward

THE ALJO ERA

Fag ass shitty Russian trying to scam a free win. Fuck this semen slurping sport.

ALJO RUINED MMA

DE WA

put respect on the champs name, sons

He'll get absolutely heemed in his next fight.

This guy is absolute trash

This is why RIZIN is the superior promotion.

This card might be the worst one yet this year

retarded rules
retarded organization
retarded card

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fucking pussy just take a point and fight on

This is exactly how khabib vs oliveira would go

IKIMASHOOOOOOO

AlJO NEW META

Inshallah

Cursed card
Belal wins via wresltlefuck because this card is so cursed

bros i think mma is making me racist against brazzas

JP bros... I am noticing Roman Dolidzes bald spot

This. Why is kneeing illegal?

How is a hand down considered a downed opponent? I always thought it was knee down

this is fucking it im only watching amateur muay thai bumfights stream from thailand fuck poofc

Fuck Dana

the fact that knees "on the ground" are illegal is by far the biggest flaw in the ufc. how fucking pathetic. someone can put his hand on the mat to avoid knees on the ground, he's not even grounded, realistically speaking. fuck this shit.

ONE

BOOO GAY BOOOOOOO

After almost 20 years of watching mma bros I think I’m finally done with this semen slurping sport

*rests on the ground*

we're really doing this whole song and dance again huh?

CHANGE
THE
FUCKING
RULES
fighters are blatantly abusing these moments, its fucking awful

i dont remember this many timeouts last time i watched UFC. was there some rule change?

it doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile

russian faggot bitch

i dont like anthony smith but he took that knee like a man

He was literally completely lucid before the ref stepped in. What a fag

Oh fuck off

wtf what a poofer

Changed the Game.

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fucking pussy

Aljo is a literal who champion, a Hallmark of this literal who era of UFC
Dana may as well kill himself

based semen slurping spastic sport lmao so hard

Cazzie moment

OWIE MY BWAIN IS HURT I JUST CAN'T CONTINUE!!!!! GIB FREE WIN PWEASE!!!!

let's bask in the glory of this sport

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I've been falling asleep in and out for the past 3 or 3 hours


The last fight was OK can't remember who it was already. Baeza I think

JP Buys bros our arch nemisis is back in the US, do we get revenge?

gay fuck sport

>DC and Cruz shitting on the brazza
Lol.

Aljo happy

man fuck aljo

Russia, ladies and gentlemen. Fucking heartlets. Kiev stays Ukrainian, magocunt magocuntov gives up

So wait, how is this different from Aljo vs Yan? Shouldn't the Brazilian lose???

Fucking dagestani rats

say it with me fellas

SEMEN SLURPING SPORT

I cannot believe this shit I could murder Aljo.

>this is the culture that is obsessed with honor and warrior tradition

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Dana White and Zuffa, NSA, CIA Joe Biden, FBI, etc heed my words
I'm noting their names and will go after them. This post is not satire, I am a menace to society and will do whatever it's necessary to save this sport.

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What a bum. I hope he still lost.

he's a frog

Aljo bros... we eatin' tonight

bellator moment!

is that an attempt at an assassination?

>Decision

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THE ALJO PLAN FAILS AGAIN

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