cast her
Cast her
idris elba
Same titties and hair.
hallie berry
based
Me
That max girl from stranger things
Might work, probably a better choice out there though
Too old and diseased now
>Too old and diseased
what do you mean?
Bella is cute! CUTE!
>Nose piercing
She's a redhead so...we need to find someone black.
Too apelike
lol
so woke
Where does this meme come from?
She’s not drop-dead gorgeous but she’s pretty cute, 6/10 at least
Never stop, always make me laugh.
Emma roberts.
OOOO MASSA
cast him
i wouldn't even be mad. it would be amazing if they cast her as asuka but had every other character on point.
Karen Fukuhara, but just dye her hair red.
Any Twitch thot.
This is the more important casting
Is that Daisy ?
Nah, too old; remember that Asuka is 14
She’s a tad short but she could maybe pull off Misato
Michael Shannon
What i s his fucking problem?
His wife died
Billy Bob Thortan. Has that sort of *plays 4d chess* vibe about him. He's broody. Looks similar to the character if you gave him the haircut for it.
Not sure if he could pull of the wholesome father role though.
That actually sort of suits him, he’s got that gaunt look and scheming vibe
Good choice
My hand
I hate it, but it is literally the perfect choice.
>Shinji, GET in the DAMN ROBOT
His entire life.
Honestly, very very good choice
Just cast a 14 year old, and get angry on 4channel when they rewrite Asuka and every other child character to avoid exploitation
Some things should be left animated, cause no one in Hollywood is touching that
Don't get me wrong a live action EVA would be absolutely terrible but these threads work on a hypothetical basis
I remember having a lucid dream about an American Evangelion show...but it aired on the same network that did Pretty Little Liars, or something.
Zendaya as Asuka
>What i s his fucking problem?
Autistic. When Shinji says "I hate you" he takes that at face value and leaves Shinji alone because he thinks Shinji hates him.
She'll be a niggress.
He's a grown up Shinji, Misato points out in the 1st episode that they both deal with people the same way
Considering she's a love interest and the sexual focus of the show, they probably would keep her as a white girl
Didn't save Mary Jane or Ariel
I must've missed this... Context? I remember Asuka saying what you gonna jack off in the movie I believe
He's too funny to hate
>I'm glad we got to spend the day together
>I see...
Freeform IS the scuzzy little network that WOULD try and pull of a NGE series, cut out a lot of shit but keep the basic relationship of the Shinji stand-in and Asuka to be one is a suicidal nutcase who wants to eraditcate the Angels and is so dedicated to earning daddy's love they'll nearly cause Third Impact and the other an extreme self-loathing control freak with abandonment issues.
What I'm saying is, they'd keep all the issues and romanticize the shit out of it and the entire relationship.
Tiffany Grant
Shinji accidentally disrobes Asuka while she's comatose and then masturbates to completion over her comatose body. I am not using the word accidentally to justify anything that was happening, because he was still throttling a comatose girl.
It’s literally the first scene in the movie you ape, were you on your phone or something? Goddamn
Gendo is the real hero of the story imo
Only Shirogane is worthy.
It's because the objects of their characters weren't simply to be fap material
>cute
nah
should I watch evangelion? Netflix has a dubbed version
Very based
hot damn
Don't know how I missed that or maybe I just don't remember. Alot better things happened in the movie like Asuka actually being likeable for like 5 minutes or the entire komm susser todd segment or whatever. Agreed on the gendo part even you called me an ape you nigger
>yo shinji, get yo ass in the robot or else finna dab on them niggas with my dumass system know im sayin?
You said it mate
They would never cast a black man as Gendo.
only low t beta males dislike asuka
Watch the sub or else you’re sub-human
It’s just that you type like an ESL spic which I notice is a common theme in Eva threads on this board, plus you somehow missed an iconic and very important scene in a movie you feel qualified to share opinions on
Also this
Yeah the current trend is Blacks are pure and good and Gendo is a morally ambiguous if not kinda evil dude who does some reprehensible shit.
Name 1 (one) thing Gendo did that could be considered wrong
She's more the Rei type.
you know it to be true
kek
cringe
When was this?
Will she be allowed to be Asian/White, or does she gotta be a nigger bc redhead
Murdoch Chan
Are you fucking kidding? It was a long drawn out scene in near silence... oh lol the quiet made you bored and you got distracted from the movie. Zoomers will be zoomers :D
if he can clap for two seconds and say congratulations he's got it down
Don't listen to this user, watch the dub. The editing is very fast and you'll miss entire shots reading what amounts to paragraphs of dialogue.
Watch the ADV dub
Cast him
Uncastable
Idris Elba unironically
Going to see if I can find a decent cosplay I found a while ago
huh what u mean unironically
This character sucked shit, I get that he's a nipponese archetype, but they way he just appeared in one episode was too fucking random
Fucking this.
>the way he just appears was random
So like every other angel?
BASTE
the other angels were kaiju equivalents, but they threw this guy in at the last minute with zero character development aside from implying that he fucked shinji
How old is she
>eating disorder as Misato
yuck
Does she have a bf? Is he white
Found it
Shes perfect.
this image made me vomit
since this is an asuka thread...
i think that asuka is the most redeemable, sweet, and big-hearted character on the whole show.
despite putting up a (poor, and adorable) front, she clearly wears her emotions on her sleeve, and is sensitive to everyone around her.
Actually only cucks like asuka. There's a difference between a sexy attitude and an annoying ass whiny hoe.
21 or 22 senpai, nothing to worry about
She was born to do it
Hayley Williams 12 years ago
She's by far the most redeemable character, in as such that her flaws are entirely a result of her shit fucking child hood and her fear of abandonment.
And unlike that fucking pussy Shinji, she pulls her shit together and dies fighting, which is far more than any other character can say.
She even got some good fanart.
which one should play shinji?
She cute
Well put
Kaworu was no different than the other angels even though he looked human. While other angels used force to reach terminal dogma, he used manipulation. That's the only difference, nothing worth developing.
I did a Google, but I can't figure out if it's actually her.
Based
Well whoever it is it's objectively way better than that cosplayshitter being spammed in this thread.\ who doesn't actually look a thing like her.
Not BDH due to uncontrollable fattiness
Woah...
Rude
it doesn't make me a waifufag you faggot
its just the discussion of the character. you know how many times i've watched a live action show or movie and said "x is the heart of it". all the time
wtf I tried to post a pic of that chick and this happened
how come Yea Forums let you post her and not me
ok waifufag
get off fucking google and hit up duck duck go
This
I'm a phoneposter and my Yea Forums client lets me change image checksums on upload, which tricks the filter
if you ever get her in bed, its best to flinch her too
I'd cast her right onto my dick
She's 14
>durr ill repeat the same word
made this just for you, brainlet
She's 28 in 3.33
this waifufag is upset
get that cum off the brain
Ok, you win
28 even though her body's still the same. Checkmate
tf is this
I thought all that mattered was the orig series and eoe, and that the others were basically recaps
>she
its a dude
1.11 directly adapts episodes 1-6. 2.22 loosely adapts episode 7-19 and ends in a wildly different way. 3.33 is completely different than the original series.
Long as there's grass on the field and the party van's gone away, we can play ball.
Cringe
Fuck off fucking neet dweller, what does she have to do to make her a chick in your mind? Grow a giant nigroid tumor ridden ass?
dadgummit, so does that mean I should watch them? I don't mind watching something new but recaps really chap ye olde arse.
It's not really a recap but more of a re-imagining of the plot with new characters.
You should, but don't expect them to stand up next to the original series. They're interesting, but only parts of them are actually genuinely good. I have quite a bit of fun watching them. They kind of go off the rails.
WHO
Too old.
>I only watched it once
instagram.com/shirogane_sama/?hl=en
It's a re-cap, but it's also a sequel.
Don't go near the Rehash movies, they're ugly CG abominations before any issues with the retreading and "reimagining" of the story come into play. 2 is MAYBE OK if you are a Reifag and want to see GAR Shinji, but then you have to acknowledge the existence of fucking Mari.
3.33 is just one of the worst animated movies things ever committed to film.
TY