UFC on ESPN 34 Game Thread #78

Main Card:
Vicente Luque vs. Belal Muhammad
Caio Borralho vs. G. Omargadzhiev
Andre Fialho def Miguel Baeza via KO/TKO, R1
Mayra Bueno Silva def Yanan Wu via Unanimous Dec
Pat Sabatini def T.J. Laramie via Unanimous Dec
Mounir Lazzez def Ange Loosa via Unanimous Dec

Prelims:
Devin Clark def William Knight via KO/TKO, 3:21 R3
Pannie Kianzad def Lina Länsberg via Unanimous Dec
Drakkar Klose def Brandon Jenkins via KO/TKO, 0:33 R2
Rafa García def Jesse Ronson via Sub, 4:50 R2
Martin Buday def Chris Barnett via Technical Dec
Jordan Leavitt def Trey Ogden via Split Dec
Sam Hughes def Istela Nunes via Majority Dec
Heili Alateng def Kevin Croom via KO/TKO, 0:47 R1

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Love seeing cutbabbies get brutally heemed

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Mimi :)

Lmao that guy who lost said he was done, they're gonna get rid of me

Soon.

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who /cheekyfiver/ here?

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just got banned off reddit belalbros...
had over 5k karma....

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>The Rock pls gib a job
lmao

Based aussie webm bro, cheers.

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pickbros.. its always one fight.. one fucking fight

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Shit Card

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I missed it

Time for my boy coming in with THE worst tatto in the ufc roster

Make any comment about jews or blacks and you get banned. I go through a reddit account every few days

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>tuned in just in time for the heem
Blissful, didn't even have to watch WMMA either

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Man... I really need to suck some tiddies right now...

COLONISED

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lol shit, did he really? sad

Thoughts on this?

>№78
bruh...

>Calls out The Rock
based

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Early stoppage blacks can't ref

They should keep Baeza around for one more oppurtunity. He's a banger and legitimately UFC level.

Kek seething mexcrement

Imagine trying to trade punches with literal Neanderthal caveman Fialho

bet the fazza on gadzhi

literal whos

>wmma main event

blogbusser

holy fuck thats grim

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He’s probably right. That’s 3 losses in a row.

Heeminder that Luque is a turbo can and won't land a single strike on Belal. In the last fight Belal was still a rookie and Luque was the best he was ever going to get. Belal runs through Luque effortlessly.

i wish they would hurry the card up when there is an early finish instead of just cramming in more commercials

i have no idea who either of these niggas are. why are they comain

Gaethje will heem Olives

Makes me sad

He's a chinlet bum bitch dana should feed him to some prospect then give him the boot

Cazzoids simply aren't ready for the free spirit

Whos Caio and why is he on the main card?

Fuck yeah bros another brazza

>undefeated sambo champ
yeah im thinking free money since dana loves Russain hypejobs

Oh Fialho is Portugese? Thought he was Brasilian. Don’t mind that he won then

A chemistry teacher?

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>Neanderthals taking over MMA
>Cro-Magnons taking over tennis
Homo Sapiensbros...

why the fuck are two no names the co main event???

for me it the Brazilian Ohioan

read that in Leon's voice

bro youve never heemed pussy in your life, calm the fuck down

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Read the script. Luque gets rocked and then loses a decision.

What the fuck is a "Lemos"?????? In the main event?

Is every Doggastani a sambo world champion?

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next week is grim worst selling card in history

Early stoppage on that fucking fight lost my parlay.
Absolute bullshit from UFC as usual

Gay stoppage, stop cock riding the ufc just because it wasnt as bad as other stoppages, youre getting conditioned

Why the fuck they keep doing these wmma main event

If you watched the pereira fight and didn't pick him you should be ashamed
feel bad for baeza being given this matchup after 2 losses though, but this fight will age well. Fialho is a fighter that could easily be just out of the rankings.

>IM THE BEST
I hope Rose retires on top bros

its over

I believe I deserve to be cut next

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collar tie uppacutta changing the game
youtu.be/p-79mEQQoAk

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nice, portugal won

Why dont go to adult gif to post that?

this blaydes shit is the fucking funniest shit the UFC has pushed in a long time. they're hurting bad from francis eh

lemos vs post-op cristiano ronaldo should be good

marshall inu rep here. If tony wins, I'll be giving each and every one of you, a digital iou for $500000 (in marshal inu coin) It's going to the moon bois. Just make sure u hold so the fighters don't all lose their hats.

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Se le ve las shishis o_o

The first time I had sex with a date of tinder it was a girl that looked just like her and had an onlyfans.

i got a handjob from a bitch 2 weeks ago in uni, seethe, im on my way to becoming a dick slinger.

no card will ever be worse than tate vs viera

holy fuck that was horrific

the random bullshit stats always get me man
>le ford escort

>better call saul

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WOW SUBRU IS PLANTING TREE THAT APPEALS TO ME A MAN WHO WANTS TO SEE MEN FIGHT TO THE DEATH COOL

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Fuck Dana

Non chappeau?

I am the smartest man alive

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kek

>Amazing! Amazing, Stipe Miocic you have turned back the clock and detonated Cleveland's finest fists against the granite jaw of the loathsome Russian Alexander Volkov! The mic is ALL yours man, what do you want to say?
Stipe: i.4cdn.org/wsg/1650149946817.webm

>fightpass in 2022

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Holy shit kek

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Idk what's his endgame, but l've seen that kind of posts regularly on this board since weeks ago

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This is now an Olivi thread.

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*double heems you*

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font vs chito is a banger

>internet tokens

buy silver

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Lalo bros we ready for season 6 BCS?

Jordanbro, thoughts on Audrey Royal? One of my favorite whores to coom to

destroy this monkey brazza

>Brazza
>Undefeated
>Combat Sambo world champ
Bet the house on smesh.

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she gets it

that's the pic

heeminder that dom has been vindicated from the munhoz fight

>have 10 pro fights
>lose an """amateur""" fight
>win 3 more pro fights
>be 13-0
Wat?

Where do you live that has China people?

Bald bitch lol

discount borrachinha

im about to finish season 5, its pretty great so far. lalo is based af

Jesus give your kids some real names not made up shit like that

did she died?

I was thinking that I was just getting bored of mma after watching it for so long and that's why I was skipping so many cards but it really has been just getting shitter and shitter

Holy fuck the facial bone structure on this lad

Do brazillians ever get past the puberty stage? why are so many of those mutts looking like teenagers with all that acne on their faces, real ugly fucks too...

font vera oliveira gaethje tony chandler is grim?

freespiritbros...it's time

This is a co main event? Never heard of either of these cans

Is colby the best kicker in ufc? he creates pure devastation everytime he throws them.

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UFC NFT bros how we doing

is this Brazilian joker-esque? what's up with that neck tattoo

Why do cuckboxers always think they're going to put on a clinic against elite grapplers? Has that actually ever happened once?

kek

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combat sambo is garbage kickboxing with garbage wrastling and judo. sport sambo is better.

Yan?

kek

DAMN isn't that the forbidden poison punch?

kek i thought the same thing

Like they have boards for that bro lol

Rough times ahead

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It was the Mexican version of the webm girl.

another unbeatable crotch magnet charisma void mountain nigga.... cool.....

You have literally never had sex. Guess puberty didn't do much for you

Check your bookies and see what odds you can get lads. I got 5/2 for both and it’s a guaranteed winner. Already won my only other bet of the night on Andre Fialho to win by KO and he was the underdog at my bookies.

Trying to help you all win easy money.

Nacho dies in the last episode, sorry b.

Bro who the fuck are you to say this, you're fucking jordanian, i bet you're an ugly mf too

>Black belt in muay thai

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What was his name

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mashallah brothers

women are such whores these days that thats the 20 year ago equivalent of her saying we should be friends.

why does arabic sound so good mixed with dubstep/trap?

>Black belt in muay thai

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Sigma gigachad goes goblin mode

Same

who /FREESPIRIT/ here

God's language.

no

why is combat sambo shit?

That's the plan.

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its because of my culture b, im not a loser like you, if i was in europe or america i would be a pussy magnet, plus i got a handjob 2 weeks ago, shit was so cash.

Did you coom?

why are there so many black man white woman couples in the UFC commercials?

Forgot to link post

yes

I WILL TAKE IT THANKS TV

HAHAHAHAHAHA

is this sport just gonna be hues and cawkasians now?

Belal Walkout Song Leaked

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Two streams of incoherent garbage entering ressonance & harmony.

alhamdulillah brazza

Imagine seeing her alone in the dessert

am gonna need pics

Why is this literally who the co-main event?

Brazil always loses the muslim russian matchup

bet the house

schaub_shake bro wya? We're the only 2 with the same picks left.

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I'm buying oil.

It's not. He's just an idiot.

BASED

I hate sausage dogs

so a fat prieta with celulitis and trashy tattoos?

Borralho seems eminently boyable

when you order paulo costa on wish

Boxcells be like found the glove section

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fuck it throwing a 50 on the brazza by ko might as well try make this card half interesting

>jordan
Do you go for hand Js so you dont catch aids?

your mutt is gonna get buck broken by the mvslim bvll inshallah

The only thing I can assume is it was part of the ESPN deal to have a certain number of female main events. They barely had any before the ESPN deal and if they were they title fights on fight night cards

WE'RE NUKING JORDAN BITCH
YOU'RE PEOPLE ARE A JOKE
YOU'RE CULTURE IS A JOKE
FUCK THE LAND YOU LIVE ON
FUCK THE FOOD YOU EAT
GLASS BITCH
YOU SEE THAT SAND OUTSIDE BITCH
GLASSS
ALLL OF IT
WE'RE NUKING JORDAN WITHOUT IMPUNITY

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this hue high as fuck

>scrubs reunion commercial
smdh

w-what are those tissues for

Borralho about to heem your picks

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this hue is fucking crazy

FREE
SPIRIT
BOYSSSSSSSS

Can n*gs fuck off with this blackness shit? Why do they need commercials about being black?

kek this guy won his fight on DWCS and didnt get signed and had to come back and win again

Arabic is a very rhythmic language
youtube.com/watch?v=yd7dRroTj5o
youtu.be/YXsEWdAKIE4?t=1
youtube.com/watch?v=mGMXNAFU5nk
youtube.com/watch?v=XLxeiPz6-nc

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>so mad about being a literal incel you reply twice
grim

>when you let your friend borrow your Paulo Costa and get it back

I remember when everyone was saying baeza was the next big thing. Now look at him 3 kos in a row about to get cut.

imagine she has to piss in your mouth otherwise you die from dehydration

Blowing your nose, what else?

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combat sambo ruleset only gives points for striking if it's a knockout. so basically they sink time into kickboxing for little reward while spending less time learning grappling. truly the worst of both worlds.

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yes, but she used hand sanitizer and wipes to clean it up instead of licking it, fucking bitch, we were in my car.

Poo in the Looque is a good gatekeeper but you will remember the name after tonight.

How much was it?

>le 29 year old prospects

Because you faggots keep pushing BLM bullshit to keep blacks as victims.

lmao

All me

s-shut up...

>not from dagestan
he's a can

are you watching the sopranos on youtube?

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kek
Any day bro... it will be me meng

any /espíritolivres/ here?

kek seeth bitch

Big Retard Dan

Didn't brazilian dude get canned from Dana white contender series?

>you faggots
shut the fuck up faggot you cucks have black supremacy shit on BBC(the actual name of Britain's most popular channel btw)

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5'10? Mfr looks over 6'3

wtf never noticed buffer was a manlet

The Font-Vera caard is in two weeks and theres only 2 fight for the MC

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I would heem anyone in this thread

no way this nigga is 5'10" lol

>has his forename in his surname
Why is this?

never heard of her

there's nothing wrong with that. there's very few good 20 year old fighters, they don't know anything.

Realest in the business b

>all U.S. sports now glorify gambling and show betting odds at every chance they get

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BORRALHO WINS R1 KO SCREENCAP THIS I PREDICT THESE TINGS

>5'10 vs 6'1
>literally the same height lmao

hot

Boys throwing HAMMERS

This should be an opening prelim fight but its the fucking co-main, holy kek

They usually call Contender series rejects when they need a replacement

He won the Contender Series.

This dude is like a somehow even more retarded, inferior version of Borrachinha

Some of us aren't ugly incels that live in bumfuck nowhere. Relax.

yes yes very degenerate behavior

lalo and nacho will die if the logic of the show is consistent, its written on the walls

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The 5’10 guy is taller kek

>leave for 20 mins to get tacos and beer
>miss probably the last heem on the card

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don't I know it b

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Magomed Omarmagomedov

>not from dagestan
>Caio "esse bagulho vai ficar louco" Borralho full of psicho energy
Omar bout to stop being undefeated I feel

>Is easier to stuff takedowns when they shoot defensively than when they walk you down and set up their takedowns
Finally someone said it

Skinny Paulo Costa

>5'10 guy is taller than the 6'1 guy

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JPbros...

>OH SHIT, I'M BUSSIN'
OH SHIT, I'M BUSSIN'
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Uh oh wrestlingbros does bjj making a comeback

Surely this will end well and people will gamble responsibly

i vaped some weed and am high as fuck off 2 pulls
are we boying borralho or omargadzhiev?

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Dude is somehow getting outdamaged by a some brazza on the bottom lmao

the whole thing b?

gimi

acid reflux taking me to deep walders rn

electronics that buzz alarm when a foul is committed to stop these cheat scums

YES MY FAVORITE FIGHTER IS JP BUYS, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

we only boy heemers b