/heem/

DC 5'9 said so himself

>tehehe

Hey everyone thank you.and this is still my boy!

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where rizin stream

Doesn’t start for another 2 hours

Good job, my son.

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Fake one.

this semen slurping sport needs to adopt the NFL logic for what constitutes a downed opponent

I hope dana cuts this shitty russian after this performance

Fake it until you make it

He's making the Russians stronger.

IKIMASHOOOOO

LMAO THIS PUSSY GONNA KEEP HIS PERFECT RECORD

Welcome to the Aljo era

Nope, technical decision loss.

DC is retarded.

Big retard Dan

Imagine someone watching Pride FC back in the day getting put through a time travel machine and showing them this fag shit

cut this dc bum from commentary

should be a NC wtf lol

just fucking make all knees illegal
I'm so tired of this pussyfooting shit
everyone in the disadvantaged position is fishing for the illegal strike
so make it all illegal so we don't have to worry about it all

youtube.com/watch?v=GURv4guxIcE

just make all knees legal this so fucking gay

No you fucking mong make all knees LEGAL

You don't have to imagine, nor do you need a time machine. This is pain

kys

that would obviously be better, but the athletic commissions will never allow it

Illegal strikes for Jesus!

At some point Dana has to look at this and realize he needs to change these fucking rules to be less gay.

don't be a retard, they should make all knees legal because the arbitrary rules around them fuck loads of fights, I don't care whether it makes things easier for wrestlers or for strikers just fucking allow them and stop the bullshit.

They allow it in several promotions all over the world.

is that ephey? god she looks like her breath smells good.

Rules will never be relaxed, only restricted more, that;s why when the UFC was sanctioned they should have insisted on no retarded things like 6-12 and no knees to grounded opponent

Allow knees to ground opponents and allow soccer kicks. UFC would be based.

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RIZIN > poofc

Not enough booty.

Faggot Russian.

Small asses are unironically god-tier.
>Belal ragdolls Luque

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UFC1 was so fucking dank, just dudes brain damaging each other permanently every single fight

>he doesn't make thousands of dollars a day sitting on his ass watching MMA

hit me up if you want to make real money bros

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I feel like this shit always dissapoints me, what a shit main event

HOLY BASED RIZIN BTFO POOFC
twitter.com/rizin_english/status/1515533585016664067?s=21&t=IRXrVhSbu701cahFwQoBrA

>ufc still having events at apex
>ufc still showing tweets during the fights
>dc still commentating
>ufc still having garbage tier cards with 2 bums as main event
yep this sport is fucking gay and dead

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since the fight sucks, post more of her

>the UFC is fucking gay and dead
FTFY

Selling signed memorabilia?
Signed boxing gloves and photos?

instagram.com/p/CQjs1eohSWL/

yeah

nuh

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Oh well good job, at least somebody is making good $$.

Heartlet performance from pooque
Sad!

48-47 Luke K

FUCK BELAL

Beast of a card.

Belal Muhammad now has a better win than any win on Colby Covington's resume.

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Belal Muhammad trash coward nobody likes him backed up on the fence the whole time like a bitch.

I told you that Luque was a bum and wouldn't land a single strike. He's a fucking terrible journeyman and always has been. Flushed Woodley almost finished him and you all thought he was going to run through Belel.

Belalbros we did it

fuck Belal fuck Luque too

Luque sucks. He acts like he doesn't want to win.

THE Pissentgay Pooque???

Luquefags are also yancels

In many ways this was a dogshit fight on a dogshit card full of dogshit fights.

Belal "Whiter Than You" Muhammad

You are so fucking mad right now

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Honestly a kino fight. Luque is literally better than him at everything but Belal still finna 49-46 his ass because he had the better game plan. KINO

What a boring shit fight

KEK

pukegay utterly exposed

>aljo won
>belal won
what do we call this era?

boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/119460999https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/119460999https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/119460999https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/119460999119460999

remember the PED's

mediocre bum carried by superior drugs

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Don't care faggot. If somebody knocks you out and all you can do is pitter patter them in the rematch then you're still a loser.

Colbeastsisters... what if our boy loses a boring decision to "Remember the Name"?

[redacted], YOUR GUY GOT IT DONE!!

>49-47

Which one was a 10-10?

Imagine what Zatdaddy or Colbeast would do to Luque

pisscente dookue

Luque with 30 seconds left down on the scorecards "oh I better throw a leg kick"

The "MMA community seethes" era.

Who is more white?

>49-47

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i cant do it anymore. i cant spend hours watching this

Based

Because ur racist fantasies didn’t take place?

ALHAMDULAH

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Islam is the best base for MMA

Khamzat call out incoming

Alhamdulillah, islam won, arabs won, palestine won, belal won, now start seething /heem/.

funbros... the boringchads are laughing at us

Week after week UFC puts on absolute snoozers. I don't know why I even watch this semen slurping sport anymore.

Why sunglasses indoors b

BELAL REMEMBER THE SMELL MUHAMMAD

Why did Luque event take this fight?

Two boring decisionators lead to banger matchups.

squidward ass lookin nigga

Seething

I honestly don't dislike a fighter more than Mohammed.

Colby mashes both these nerds

see you next week
(just kidding i might actually skip that one)

who the fuck is tweeting at belel muhamned

Has there ever been a 5 round fight where the score went 1st round for one guy, 2nd round for the other, 3rd round for the the first guy, 4th round for the other, 5th round for the first guy?

BULLY B CHADS WW@???

is it that middle man reselling shit

Why isn't this man in the GOAT talk yet? Can it be anything other than Islamiphobia? You know damn well if he wasn't Muslim his name would be up there among the greatest to ever do it.

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Not a great fight. Good win for Belal though, fasting too. Just wish he did more on top.

On the flip side, surprised by Luque and how ineffective he was in the fight. His TDD wasn't really there

Belal is an Iranian and hates jews, I'm glad he won.

In five years of watching every single card, this is officialy the worst beginning of the year I've ever seen in the UFC

THE vicente luque?

Belal "Murder the Jews" Muhammad

Damn, Luque fucking sucks.

Carried to decisions lol
He has basically no finishes

he's high as a kite on PED's and his eyes are bugging out. when you look for it, you see. eyes are WILD!

Wtf was that snoozefest cut belal

Obv he fucked Usman up only 3-4 are at his level

Agreed

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Apologize.

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Colby will absolutely duck. Belalchads, we won the story tonight.

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belal is a jew

Israel bros...

>colby is going to fight belawl now instead of khamzat
god damnit I hate that ducking bitch

Alhamdulillah Belalchads rise up
Ephey will one day sit on my face Inshallah

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BASED MUHAMMAD CALLING OUT COLBITCH

Magny vs Belal would be the most boring matchup possible so that's probably gonna happen

him vs khamzhat????

>Belal is an Iranian
He's palestinian.

Is this the worst year for the UFC?

Colby wrecks him. Israel forever.

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The guy who knocked Blowhole out. Luque still my boy.

He's Palestinian and hates jews.

>calls out colby
Kek

Fuck he did the colby call out now I look like a fool ;(

HE CAN'T SAY THAT OY VEY

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I'm glad he won so now Colby can buck break him

even better

Based Belal "Jew Hunter" Muhammad

she likes asians

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HOLY SHIT COLBY BTFO'D

49-47

So someone gave them a 9-9 Rd?

OH NO
SHUT IT DOWN

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Colby was always ducking Khamzat never gonna happen

Luquebros...
at least this counts as a loss for israel (the country)

Yes by far

>bringing up politics

stream closed, goodnight heem until the next good card

Reminder that Belal dominated Luque despite fasting for Ramadan during his training camp. If it weren't Ramadan, he would have knocked Luque out cold.

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Why do Muslims hate Colby so much?

Yes

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if I were to do Colby Khamzat I'd try to keep it for the title

But we hate the jew? What's happening

Colbuck doesnt want to fight muslims, both khamzat and belal rape him.

What did he say?

Remember The Name has a GSP style, but even more effective.

envy

I'm German and love Jews

I'm a chud and Belal is based. Palestine? Based. Religion? Based. What's not to like? The better fighter won. Both fought like real ones.

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Belal "remember the planes" Muhammad

Dumby shitington

I failed....

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Easy paycheck?

WILL YOU REMEMBER THE NAME NOW, /HEEM/?
ALSO, RATE THIS CARD

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Jews are winners b get with the times.

*saves MMA*

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pissengay pukegay on flushed watch

I predict deez tings

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Literally nothing offensive at all, just said this fight means nothing compared to what his people are going through in Palestine

he called colby a zog shill and that hitler did nothing wrong

THE GOYIM KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN

Belal has outstruck, outgrappled and outwrestled luque, luque is a better fighter than colby.

RIZIN begins in 55 bings

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unironically 6/10

nah it was obvious, he's been seething about him for a while and sure as shit he isn't calling out Khamzat

That's it. Goodbye. Fuck this gay sport

I did it. I sat, stayed up and watched that whole card. I saw the whole thing. It's 5am.

I don't think I gained much from it. Why did I do it. Why on earth. ......................
help

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Animechads where we at

This was an ok fight.redditfags love Colby despite him having way more boring fights

It’s so funny how faggots on /heem/ will root for a fighter so much and promise he will win and then when they lose it’s radio silence. Let’s dance luquefags

1/10

rizin in 54 bings

where?

Every division stuck in the mud currently, and 9/10 fights absolutely suck
Main events are always a bit of a coin flip but we are consistently seeing whole cards end up being complete shit

Can anybody stop this man? He has the momentum of a runaway freight train. Every fight I feel like we are witnessing history

Something about wooden doors and the math not adding up

>Uh Belal? Uh uh . . . no I don't think he deserves a fight with me . . . uh I'd l-like to call out Masvidal for the rematch . . .

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>despite fasting
prove he actually fasted. I'll weight (wait)

Is this true colbros...

3/10 until I saw Colby's smiling face then 8/10

rizin in 53 bings

my boy GOLDBEAST GODvington will pillow ko these cans

youtu.be/SBqHlHLxqgI?t=25

Colby is literally a cuckold for muslim bulls

I would've scored the fight 50-49 Belal. Nobody landed anything or did anything until round 5 where Belal outstruck Luque. Boring ass shitter fight. Usman one shots both of them in 30 seconds.

why is welterweight the snoozer division is it gsps fault?

Will strikers discover a counter meta to lay and pray or is this the way of things?

Heem is a wailing right now you fucking retard. What radio silence are you talking about?

Aside from Cumshot these last two cards have been the worst I’ve ever seen

Thats cool but I got a big day tomrrow

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Belal would be an easy win for GODby

>I'll weight (wait)
What did he mean by this

when was the last entertaining main event

They need to allow 12-6 elbows, knees to a hounded opponent AND soccer kicks. If the UFC doesn’t do this soon it will risk dying out due to indifference and unpopularity. IMO they should move their entire operations to some Arab shit hole country and just yolo the new rule set and thrive.

No, can confirm not true

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Belal has better hands and over 90% takedown defense. Colmeme would get dominated.

wrestlers will dominate until everyone is a wrestlefucker then striking once again becomes prominent

I hate to say it....Luke Thomas was right

Just wait until you see the next one.

I don't know if Luque is better than Colby but Luque might be a better win than any of Colby's
I don't think Colby is shit though, I think he's a hard matchup for Belal. They have a similar style in terms of pace and pressure, seeing rounds out with a takedown, not much gnp
Just think Colby might have better cardio, maybe the better striking? idk

Belal is just a better version of Colby

hey joe, how is kamala

Cumshot ducked Belal

The real reason muslims call out Colby

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Belal bros, when did you first hop on the hype train? For me, it was the Lima fight.

They need to fucking ban wrestling without submission attempts.

TIE ME TO A MISSILE AND FIRE ME AT TEL AVIV, I AM READY

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Looking back through all the cards so far this year and getting depressed
Thank fuck rizin is today as well

what? colby usman, colby usman 2, colby vs masvidal were all more entertaining than this fight and belal's 4 fights before that

Ngannou-Gane or Kattar-Giga

I think Colby would destroy belal. Belal keeps his back to cage at all times which is where Colby wants you. Belal has good timing on his takedowns but he doesn't seem to have great scrambling ability. Also Colbys chin, I don't think belal can really threaten Colby with strikes to get Colby to back off him. Colby by decision maybe even late rear naked choke. Lightwork for colby.

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When has Lucharias Thomas ever been wrong?

Mnetal Illness colby would clean up ez he #1 and could have been champ if he wasnt robbed

the Ligma fight

Can't care enough about Belal to seethe, i knew Luque sucked but damn, that was embarrassing.
His corner tells him to fight his heart out and he puts less output than the previous round.

will never happen
was honestly pathetic watching aljo effectively utilizing a kowtow in what is supposed to be a simulation of hand to hand combat, meanwhile nips in rizin are launching grounded knees and soccer kicks like it's nothing