I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest Guatemalan automobile, making reasonable pace across a landscape bereft of anything resembling what I had come to know as modernity. I eventually reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun, accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race-mixing, was apparent in both their appearance and vocabulary.
My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door. These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them.
I have not slept in weeks, as I have tried in increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear that it is pointless. The fate of this city slicker is sealed.
I was going to write up a Sneed pasta myself until I realized that’s exactly what you did. Good work user
Landon Nelson
That actually sounds like him actually nevermind, sounds better since I can't stand his style of writing and every short story from him feels like a slog
Liam Watson
>These words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here, for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them. Actually an on-point lovecraftian description
>sneedposters were lovecraftian creatures all along
Jason Evans
Maskposters don't have this sort of quality OC.
Xavier Anderson
cope
Jaxson Butler
Havent seen this posted in a long time
Dominic Morris
>muh incomprehensible madness
If something swooped by and ate the sun tomorrow most of us would barely notice before we force to death
Justin Torres
Fearing the harm that may come in entering this domain of squalor and criminality, great efforts were made to disguise my status. I appeared a tatterdemalion, the articles of my uniform purchased from a vagrant earlier in the day. Even so, one of the men accosted me in simian fashion upon my approach.
Despite my protestations he proclaimed without hesitation that the dry husks of black leather upon my feet were actually loafers of the highest quality. His toadlike companion merely looked on with vacant eyes and cretinous expression. I became petrified with terror, the foul odor of cheap spirits and tobacco leaf overpowering my senses. The incomprehensible envy of this man illicited a new horror in my mind, leaving me with thoughts of the unfathomable depths of decrepitude awaiting me inside.
Jace Mitchell
Now it's not "driven insane" now it's "and we agreed to never speak of this again"
Nigga looks like that cripple with the hot girlfriend on youtube.
Gavin Lopez
>muh ancestors americans are pathetic
Parker Barnes
cast niggerman
Hunter Rodriguez
Idris Dlba cgied in a furry hominoid cat body a la Cats
Levi Reed
>complaining whenever an American brings up an ancestor Non-Americans simply can't compete
Hunter Garcia
wtf i thought lovecraft was incel like me
James Watson
pleb filtered
Alexander Lewis
Lovecraft was surprisingly progressive when it came to women. He just hated the darkies besides his cat.
Joseph Price
hes not wrong
Jaxson Long
I think his sexually aggressive provider mommywife had something to do with that
Angel Flores
I'm not even super jingoistic, but really, I think we might be better than you, dawg. At least at one point. Our nation at least used to be comprised of nothing but people who possessed the Faustian spirit. Explorers, conquerors, creators etc. That's why our people conquered the new world and went to the moon. God fucking dammit it's based to be the descendant of real Americans.
Aiden Turner
>sexually aggressive I never heard that. Just that he was coddled. Did she ara ara him?
Levi King
>mommywife Susie?
Angel Morales
Women back then were sturdier stock. He couldn't fathom the horror and incomprehensible madness of the post-modern woman.
Andrew Thomas
>fungi from yuggoth? In my Yea Forums? I guess pincers come in handy when you type on a keyboard
Evan Ramirez
AAAAAAAAA YOU SON OF A BITCH
I'M BLEEDING.
Robert Reed
he's handsome af faggot
Kevin Rodriguez
How ugly are you to think that's handsome? He's got no jaw, ears like dumbo, and a nose like a Jew.
Ian Reyes
I can smell your double-chinned neckbeard from here
Luis Adams
Dude seemed like he was at least 6'1"
Colton Torres
>No u He's ugly and you're projecting.
Aiden Wright
>"It is worth pausing to ponder the sources for Lovecraft's attraction to Sonia. It seems facile to say that he was looking for a mother replacement; and yet, the emergence of Sonia into his life a mere six weeks after his mother's death is certainly a coincidence worth noting.
>"His continued enthusiasm the next day was so genuine and sincere that in appreciation I surprised and shocked him right then and there by kissing him. He was so flustered that he blushed, then he turned pale. When I chaffed him about it he said he had not been kissed since he was a very small child and that he was never kissed by any woman [...] and that he would probably never be kissed again. (But I fooled him)."
>"We learn [...] that: first, he was a virgin at the time he married; second, prior to his marriage he had read several books on sex; and third, he never initiated sexual relations, but would respond when Sonia did so. [...] Sonia herself has only two comments on the matter. 'As a married man he was an adequately excellent lover, but refused to show his feelings in the presence of others. [...] One way of expression of H.P.'s sentiment was to wrap his "pinkey" finger around mine and say "Umph!""
>"Sonia seems to have understood Lovecraft very well, his frigidity, his inhibition, his denial and his disgust for life. As for him, who considered himself an old man at thirty, one is still surprised that he could envisage union with this dynamic, vivacious creature. A divorced jewess, what’s more; which, for a conservative antisemite like him would seem to constitute an insurmountable obstacle. [...] But it is perhaps the most unlikely explanation that seems the best: Lovecraft really seems to have, in a certain manner, loved Sonia, as Sonia loved him."
*Mask steps on Cthulhu, killing him instantly* "My bad!"
Ryder Moore
hello is this the boys thread
Jose Hall
>ESL doesn't understand English How stupid ARE you?
William Martin
>the horror and incomprehensible madness of the post-modern woman. 1930s flappers were basically the original thots so i don't know about that
Caleb Martin
>more out-of-context projection Your lack of self-awareness is a quintessential unfathomable abyss
Wyatt Garcia
>If I use words like quintessential I sound smart You're still a dumbass, especially since you're using quintessential and unfathomable as they are oxymoronic qualities dumb dumb
Jayden Ward
>sperging out over "big words" Wish I brought my basic bitch bingo along I'd have won already
