UFC on ESPN 34 Game Thread #7

Main Card:
Vicente Luque vs. Belal Muhammad
Caio Borralho vs. G. Omargadzhiev
Andre Fialho vs. Miguel Baeza
Mayra Bueno Silva vs. Yanan Wu
Pat Sabatini def T.J. Laramie via Unanimous Dec
Mounir Lazzez def Ange Loosa via Unanimous Dec

Prelims:
Devin Clark def William Knight via KO/TKO, 3:21 R3
Pannie Kianzad def Lina Länsberg via Unanimous Dec
Drakkar Klose def Brandon Jenkins via KO/TKO, 0:33 R2
Rafa García def Jesse Ronson via Sub, 4:50 R2
Martin Buday def Chris Barnett via Technical Dec
Jordan Leavitt def Trey Ogden via Split Dec
Sam Hughes def Istela Nunes via Majority Dec
Heili Alateng def Kevin Croom via KO/TKO, 0:47 R1

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>posting nancy
smdh

wmma sounds like link jumping in OOT

how long till rizin

>MMA

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wmma taking me to deep wadders right now

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missed my boy barnett..any webms?

>heem points, once again solidifying your status as a real one.
I will persevere. Will you tell the tale of my sacrifice today for future heem generations to come?
no fight pass unfortunately
i don't really get the same enjoyment not watching live. I don't know about you guys, but I never really even rewatch fights. Just doesn't feel the same to me

u too.

that fucking stat lmao

soon we gonna have

>7th Most custody battles won in the FW division

Dont worry bros, we just have to get through this then no more WMMA, stay strong

wmma sucks. while we wait for the good fights, post your favorite disney song
youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

Nobody made a booba gif of the start?

Does it actually do anything? I've heard it helps with breathing, but does it actually?

i want to fuck a white woman

not really a fair fight for silva, considering her opponent came into the fight with her eyes already swollen shut

chinese steroids vs brazilian steroids, who wins??

Wu lookin good

log in league we aram until this is over

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silva lighting this bitch up

Big tiddy go home

Fuck Dana

Wu is so pillowfisted

you guys aren't watching this shit, right?

*braps*

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Why do Brazilian women powermog in WMMA?

asian women have bad feet. blonde white women have the best feet

>not having oil money to pay western prostitutes with
ngmi

if you dont enjoy WMMA you're sexist and femphobic

OOOOOOOOOO SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>mfw the commentators pretend to enjoy WMMA

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Send me an Arab woman.

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kek what a chink

ngmi
shit fights

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What's the gameplan for wu?

hoping for a nip slip, like what happened to lauren murphy

what's with you mentally ill retards ruining nice ass pics? Can't you just appreciate the picture without imagining a fart???

because we send them when they are transitioning to shemales, this is their most powerful form.

Send me a white bitch first mutt
Jesus fuck

>put $20 on goes the distance
>see mulan get dropped
not concerned desu

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WAS THE MOUNIR LAZZEZ FIGHT GOOD I KEEP ASKING BUT THERE HAS NOT BEEN A SINGLE RESPONSE YET

Could take a shitty video with my phone, but I require betting tips in exchange

imagine the turds that come out of there

To win

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Shouldn't it be Buena Silva??

south american and mediterranean 'women' have slightly higher levels of testosterone on average.

are you guys at main event? thinking about watching, maybe

>on Yea Forums
>why do you guys do weird stuff
Kek

lazzez looked mustard mate

i dunno why but recently i gotten more into indian chicks

why can asians see with their slant eyes?

Sheem or be sheemed

yellow fever bros...

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Mandarin is, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, the ugliest language to listen to behind Vietnamese.

*braps in mentally ill retard*

OHHHH Wu Yanans eyes are both swollen shut

>UK
>indian

>Canada
>asian

>Sweden
>african
Checks out

>bueno silva

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why do asians have slant eys and what is the advantage?

I want a woman to want me so bad that she bites my face in rage

learn some proper english first incel

good God.

Whifff

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Why am i so racist? i literally hate every other race except my own

if you already jerked off before a wmma fight do you force yourself to go again even if you arent horny?

>thinking about watching, maybe
>muh attention whoring

>White "men"

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eleven blue

based. Me too b

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Why does dana put these shitshow wmma bouts on the maincard, bros??

BASED
hottest teens by far

evolutionary trait to withstand cold winds

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that was a kiss

LETS GO WU

so does everyone with a normal brain

they're the least attractive in my opinion after black women. at least the ones ive seen here, we barely have any of the light skinned ones

Why are chinese women so ugly? look at this bitches puffy ugly round face and slant eyes, literally doesnt even look human, and the sounds her cornerwoman make are pissing me off.

fuck that

>american
>ugly mexican dude
it does check out actually

Yes

>a chink in her armor

KEK

Based, all WMMA fights should be banished to the prelims

This except it's for snow glare

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>There is another theory that, so far, is the most accepted by the scientific community. Asians are believed to have slanted eyes out of a need to adapt to the environment in which they settled. When groups of humans arrived in the Asian part of the world, there were strong climatological contrasts with periods of intense luminosity and, others, with extreme cold that led to very strong winds and storms. Therefore, it is considered that genetics evolved to allow these Homo sapiens to live better in their environment and survive.
>This theory is strongly supported because, in other areas of the world with very different climates (in the desert, the savannah), the people who live there also have slightly more slanted eyes than those who are settled in the western parts of the world. The reason for this is to be able to protect themselves from the sun and the desert sands.
>Thus, we not only see slanted eyes in Asian ethnic groups but in other parts of the world we can also see an eye shape different from that of the West: in some areas of Africa (especially desert areas), in Chile, Peru, Bolivia In the US and Canada we also find that Aboriginal people also have eyes in this more Asian-like way.

She's beautiful shut up

Komodo

Cruz just called Mulan a chink

god dawlg that cleavage

they're language is ugly but some bugwomen are cute

Facesitting!
Last 55 seconds of the 2 round

shes so fucking beautiful oh my goodness, i love white women so much bros...

Nice

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kys

everyone is racist and xenophobic t.b.h.

insanity

I think i would feel pretty bad after jerking off to wmma

>he hasn't been brapped on by a BJJ babe
kek, you have not lived

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completely normal
people feel more comfortable with those that look like them

ayo frfr hol up dat shit is fire on god yo

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BEAST OF A FIGHT
Didn't see it

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i thought arabs hate each other too

BLACK IS NOT TO BE TOLD

I agree. Japanese women are usually pretty hot though.

Perks of being based champ

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cans

I'm feeling kinda bad for the chinese girl

indian college chicks are so hot to me tho. the way they dress, how cocky they are, how they demand someone who is smart

>

es normal

wmma but no tops allowed

No cap? Like on god fr is it drippin?

>nooooooooooo only you cant have a different opinion my muttlato country doesn't yave a blonde blue eyed woman so i think they're the hottest
look down
that's what they did to you

wtf are you allowed to pour water over yourself like that?

you live in one of those levantine arab countries, surely you can find some white woman there. Half the syrians I've met here look like casper the ghost

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What's with the n word Andscape commercials playing on repeat?

Well that didn't age well.

the duality of filthy arabs

is this shit still going? I refuse to check, that's how they get ya

why would it matter?

and make them wear pictures of pretty womens faces on their faces

>mustard
Don't know the last time I've seen someone say this
Was the fight good or was he just comfortable?

Demoralization.

The ones who have power coincidentally look like men

HUT.....HUT...HUT

not the same person b

really good oblique kick lol

Grasso champ

>is this shit still going? I refuse to check

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blacks are such crybabies they have to have a commercial saying they are not to be told what to do???

No cap bruh, no cap.

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makes you slippery while grappling

Agree I used to watch tons of Japanese and Korean toilet voyeur but they all got taken down on xhamster.

Wu looks like my friend Curtis

Wait did Cruz just call DC a nigger?

Last round, 4 minutes left until no more WMMA, you can do it user stay strong!

*whiffs the air*

isn't it crazy that we can't look at the sun
so many years of evolution and a trait like that was never selected for
not really that crazy, but still

I'm struggling user

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he was comfortable he had a decent jab, they swanged and banged a bit but he was two rounds up in the third the other chap pressed and nearly got finished a few times

By pushing the black inferiority complex, neoliberals can keep them dependent and as their useful idiots.

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STOOOOOOOP THE FIGHT

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Least we get some tit action going on

wow imagine her pooping

what is the evolutionary advantage of being able to look at the sun?

I dont think white women are necessarily the hottest but indians look like borderline australian aboriginals, they are disgusting
none of those are physical features which makes sense. physically they are incredibly monkey/aboriginal australian like.

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I'm really weiging my options here, getting this close to either playing elden ring or going to sleep

what does putting your dick inside a pussy feel like?

I saved having a wank for the last half of round 3, just to make sure I make it through

I give up bros I've lost all my interest for the night and I need to go to bed anyway.

Idk why when i saw this i started sucking my own tongue haha

I'm fucking an Indian Uni student girl right now. Complete cock addict and feeds me after I'm done fucking her. Really bugs me with her cultural obsession for only wearing slippers in their student accommodation though, she'll even be annoyed if I touch the sole of a slipper with my hands while putting it on. I guess these are the kind of habits you learn when you come from a country where people shit on the street though

like salty milk and pennies

bringing me joy

when's the next conor fight? on god that little dude be fire no cap

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see god is real

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2 minutes user dont give up! Splash ice cold water on yourself to remain awake if you have too, like i did during the other wmma fight

The smell is worse than it feels good

>implying multiple jordianian pakis post on heem
you should be ashamed for trying that escape you filthy paki

its like 1 bong and 30 bings until the event is over, you can heem nerds afterwards

Would tag team mma fights draw dimes?

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I feel like this has to be fake because of the timing but it seems real

like walking jordie
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO EITHER ONE OF THEM
HOHOHOHOHGOGO

wu pussy = wussy

>picks are about to get heemed by WMMA
every fucking time

like your hand but its covered in warm motor oil

>english tattoo

appreciating it's primordial splendor?

THE conor?
idk bruh but he finna win the strap fr

like bags of sand

You've only ever been with girls from the dregs of society who can't be bothered having a shower before they fuck you

dont give me ideas mutt

brazilian bitch won, next fight please

Wu deserves it but they might give the second to Silva.

>that spinning back kick