Ywn go to Disneyland with Yea Forums

>heh thanks but I have a bf :)

And there's goes your chance with the disney park girl

Based and this

>Galaxys Edge employees having to work hard

lmao they get 1-2 days part time and they're being asked to take days off

what do they do when a kid asks them to use the force?

She's doing great things for the kids even tho they probably dont know who she is. I wish her the best

>working too hard
her hours are being cut because galaxy’s edge is a flop lel

She strips naked and finger bangs herself

Me in the back with the beer

>Yea Forums outnumbering Disney security
>Yea Forums mass creeping on park Rey
Kek

actually this, i still rmr childhood trip and meeting with princess. Op's girl doing god's work.

WHERE ARE THE WEBMS OF THE HOT ONE

SHES PROBABLY HOOKING ON DISNEYLAND BLVD BY NOW LMAO

>she suffers in trump's america

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Okay, so just take advantage of the fact that she's roleplaying and make her pretend to be your gf. Ask her something like:
>Rey, haha how would you save me if I was being held captive by Stormtroopers :DDDD

friendly reminder

she goes home and gets her pussy eaten by her chad bf and sucks his cock then gets her brains fucked by him

Sounds more like these girls are suffering under ever-consuming Disney corporatism, if their hours are getting cut.

>chad eats her pussy
dont think so tim

Name?

CHADS DONT EAT PUSSY MY DUDE

I hate the fact "wholesome" has become a twitter meme

She's not wholesome, you can see a bit of instagram filter in that photo.
Me too. Also
>Disney claims to care so much about canon
>the park itself is canon and Rey is right there even though it's in a galaxy far far way, meaning that the random fat gordo on an electric wheelchair next to you is also canon

She's going to be doing porn by the end of the month there froggy

I hate Instagram. Everyone takes some fancy photos these days and feels like they are a famous and special celebrity with the right to be a smug jerk in real life.

>yfw she tells you to fuck off

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Mini Rey

WHAT IS MINIMUM WAGE'S REY'S INSTAGRAM

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>zero attractions
>atrocious food offerings and prices
>cute reys sparser than attendance
>falling to the Star Wars: Onions Edge meme
meanwhile I’m in comfy orlando visiting my asian family and sipping pongo pongo juice

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Check her ig, she's dating a black guy

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why does the park always look so empty? Its summer ffs.

Is anyone surprised at this point? Women are literal living memes.

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Based and brutal

>she goes home and gets her pussy eaten by her cuck bf while sucking and fucking chad
fix'd

>Americucks with their delusions at it again

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I want to go and stay in the hotel when it's finished, but I'm 40, fat, and have an unkempt beard. Please end this nightmare.

What is this stupid trend of taking pics of girls at diners? Is it just to show off that they have a date?

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i really fucking hate instagram

What...girls like junk food just as much as guys. Try cutting with a gf that isn't into fitness or a fashionista lol.

She'd never do that, if anything she'd probably be happy for the opportunity, since the Star Wars park is a wasteland. I don't know how common it is for Disney face actors to become disillusioned with meeting people day after day, but considering she's brand new, she and the others probably still enjoys it.

Same, it makes people seem so cold and smug, the definition of soul less. Makes young people look like empty shells with nothing behind their eyes, even if they are smiling in the photos. I think it's the filters because they look artificially old but you can tell they aren't really old.

It's to show off that yes in fact they're just like everyone else eating fast food and they're like totally gonna finish that meal for sure and not just sip on their soda for 45 minutes while picking at some chips

i'd bury my face into her crotch and huff it

Stop lying

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

It's disabled cuz of creeps

are gangbangs wholesome?

Ideally you would cuddle on the sofa with her laying on top of you, with her head on your chest, and then you would run your hand up the back of her shirt and gently scratch her back until she falls asleep and smell her hair.

imagine if we all went and gangbanged parkrey together in the millenium falcon lol

Orlando Rey isn't as cute as Anaheim Rey.

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I agree, but I'd certainly let either take a shit on my chest.

sauce

I'd be too shy to approach her, even with 100 other autists

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lmao that's dollar store rey

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>from the planet EARTH

WHAT THE FUCK
It's really cool that they are both trying really hard to be in character the whole time.

holy shit the amount of autism these people have to put up with is incredible

This autist is so creepy she's struggling to stay in character.

But it's ironic as fuck because she has to be (well, act) autistic herself to work there and actually use her Star Wars knowledge in a way that would make an autist customer proud.

her ability to handel autism so gracefully makes her very attractive bros

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youtu.be/CugfmTOczmY

this is how I mentally picture every lonely and horny poster talking to a girl

Why do they need TWO galaxy's edge parks?

She handled it well. I'm surprised there wasn't any "Tanner, have you tried our Resistance Coca-Cola© yet? It's very cheap only $25"

I'd be too nervous to get an erection around all of you. Plus I have a girlfriend.

this dude has more confidence around her than the average tv poster would

what

Poor guy.

Yes

She looks like she fucks black guys.

>she will never come home to you after a hard day's work and wind down with some passionate sex followed by snuggling and kino

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No lube, just flop sweat

Seriously, I wish I had the autism equivalent of tard strength in social skills. Dude just spills his spaghetti everywhere and she eats it up.

I'd be too nervous to do anything, start approaching her and then come in my pants out of fear.

There's one in Disneyland and another one in Disneyworld right? Or I'm just dumb.

i want to hug her

Three. There's going to be one in Paris eventually.

admit it, if Daisy looked like this you'd like nuwars more

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HOW MUCH FOR AN HOUR

SHE HAS A PRICE

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you think her bf and her ever had sex while she stayed in character just for shits and giggles

Yeah right. Shed come home and you'd have to listen to her bitch about customers her co-workers and her boss for 2 hours straight then when sexy time starts shed get mad because she's tired

she looks really tired in that one frame

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I hate that social pressure of having to be extra witty around a girl. I think it mostly comes ironically because of cancerous dudes that will laugh at you if you say something less than super interesting or flirty when you are around a girl. It's the reason it's so hard to just be friends with a girl when there are guys around you judging you and expecting you to be always a chad that just wants to take her to bed.
I think the problem with guys being awkward around girls is actually caused by other guys and not the girls.

just be yourself

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No, you're right. It's just Walt fucked up and opened up a park in Anaheim without thinking about it. Now they maintain it out of pure hubris while the one in Orlando has room for expansion and generates cashflow.

Yes, of course. But still not enough, I want a Rey with PERSONALITY.

What do you think she smelled when he came in close?

Throat nuggets and pocky

what would her hair smell like haha

Disneyworld's isn't open yet.

So?

cuck

Same, I mean whatever happened to all the deleted messages and the mask posters are lowkey and I don't watch children's movies

Why does this keep getting posted? The guy looks like he has the mental age of a 6 year old/your average Yea Forums poster.

I think I'm over asian women now

Good point. I wonder if they're forced to study wookiepedia or just watch the movies.

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you faggots are btfo

How is Park Rey so effortlessly photogenic? These would look like creep pics with a normal girl but it looks like staged shots here.

Oi m8 that's a lie.
Source: i'm her bf, deal w/ it

I gotta leave this place forever

happiness and waterfalls

>you faggots
but... im black

I wonder that too, they probably need to come up with stuff on the spot in case the guys ask them weird star wars shit like what does that button do

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>her ability to handel autism so gracefully
>She handled it well
This.

>maintaining interest and engaging with her speaking partner no matter how spergy they get
>sees through the school shooter exterior and even entertains a cute little LARP or innocent hug
>good with children
>working girl who understands the value of work ethic and appreciates a job for what it is, riches and glamour aside
Grace incarnate. Other Reys need not apply.

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there is literally nothing wrong with eating snatch, its fantastic.

I'm sorry

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What compels you to frequent a board where every other post has the word nigger in it?

>school shooter exterior
Think about all the poor genuine retards that'll be persecuted because of incels.

it hurts to live

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Unlike conservatives, i'm not butthurt by words

Imagine having to deal with this sort of shit all day

You couldn't pay me enough to hang out with 95% of you capeshitting uggos

>heres my phone take a picture of my ASS so i can put it on my insta lol :)

What's it like not having a dad?

I'm not so bad in limited doses

Literally just had lunch with my dad yesterday, but I don't get to often because I have my own family to take care of

Just butthurt by conservatives apparently

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You can ride in the trunk and go inside and get me a double big gulp

Wow a momoneyfodemprograms nig who would have guessed

he seemed to pretty respectful with that hug
no pressing his chest against her breast or over staying his welcome

Personally I would disband most bloated government institutions which is why I like Yang's policies

are these people just failed actors? doomed to walk the streets of disney parks for minimum wage?

she just needs some extra cash while taking time off from working on her biochem degree

Most conservatives try to keep their pedophilic faggotry in the closet.

Fuck yes. I'll make a suicide for you and commit mine later.

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It's a steady gig, which is more than what 99% of aspiring actors get. It's a tough biz.

Yeah you are attractive, shame about the small tits.

Like really, really small. I would just quit your attempt at being hot even, because it just isnt gonna work out sweety.

>those hips

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you mean being a Yea Forums janitor?

>ywn get to blow air on her tummy and make funny fart noises
what's the point

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This thread is pathetic even by Yea Forums standards

What happens if you ask her what year it is? I mean since she's supposed to be the actual Rey.

thanks

goddamn..that tiny soft waist and that face tits are a bit dissapointing but the entire package is fantastic.
Bet she has puffy nipples.

Can we deepfake her into the nu-wars

I'll say it again: Disneyland won't get a single cent of my money until they bring back the rape robots of the Caribbean and the Confederate memorabilia at Frontier Land.

>you will never pop in to Galaxy's Edge on a slow day and make her day simply just by being there

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>chips
those are Freedom Fries you paki faggotman.

I honestly think it would be fun to go with at least some of you guys here. We'd talk about the reys on the way there and end up never having the courage to approach one.

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WOOF!

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>"I don't mind living the rest of my life alone. I-I've been doing it this whole t-time anyway."

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He cute.

DAT ASS

>he identifies with blue hippy space spear chuckers
Support our troops, kill all xenos

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Based

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>the robotic way he says "sure I'll join you for a moment"
It's kind of scary how easy it is to tell autists from others, it's like they're not sure how to be human.

i'm thinking based

wh*te "people" BTFO

Yep. And?

feminism created incels by psychologically and emotionally abusing vulnerable at risk boys by feminizing them

based

strawberries

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Goddamn.

>Waaaaah

Anyone know all their Instagams?

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His extra chromosomes.

False.

When are we getting the inevitable Shadman adaption of Galaxy's Edge Rey?

>Shadman
I fucking love that guy.

rate my caption

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What did she mean by this look?

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Floridafag here, Orlando is a shit city full of tourists and Puerto Ricans.

Quit posting Ugly Rey.

soul
soulless

The Resistance is alive.

imagine the sweaty socks

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GOD I WANT TO TASTE PUSSY SO FUCKING BADLY FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Park>Mini>Pure>Kansas

there aren't any chips in that picture

that sounds gay as fuck my dude

You forgot to mention the traffic.

I was just at disneyland this weekend, Rey was just walking around playing with some of the toys and looking at things in the shops. It felt like no one knew who she was. The storm troopers were cool engaging with people. Galaxys edge sucks.

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Which Rey why didn’t you say hi to her

Unironically what I want to do with a pretty girl I'm in a committed relationship with (we would also have plenty of sex though).

she's so fucking hot

>Rey was just walking around playing with some of the toys and looking at things in the shops
I'm surprised the Mouse doesn't put shock collars on all employees to keep them in line.

Why does she look so flushed and sweaty haha did she just get some “cardio” in with a guest perhaps? Haha

Guys zoom in on this pic until it fills your phone screen and pretend she’s your gf on your wallpaper like the normies do

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Mini. I have trouble playing along with people's role playing, so I just didn't talk to her.
I think it's part of her shtick to be curious with the shops

yyyyaaaaaaaaasssssss!!!! Embrace the dark side! Feel your hand brushing past rey's tight ass as a pimply neet tries to get her number on his tracfone...

Cum and rotten ass smell. All Trump supporters smell like this.

>be feet away from mini
>doesn’t give her money for food
she starved that night because of your insecurities

sounds like a fun time user. Yea Forums disney meetup when?the price of entry will keep most of the trash out

>going to ratfuck Disney jewland willingly

>Hey kid,wanna /ss/ ?

This, but all four are cute

I have a lot of rare mini but I’m worried they will he used for evil and not good

>Rey was just walking around playing with some of the toys, looking at things in the shops, things she never got to have growing up
>It felt like no one knew who she was, but she was quite accustomed to not being the center of attention
You could have filled that void

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Share fren. I'll give it a comfy spot in my folder and put it to good use.

I'd fill her void if you get what I mean

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I have autism, i actually do not get what you mean. Do you mind explaining it in more straightforward detail?

I'd bypass her compressor

What he means is that he'd fill her vagina (void being a euphemism for vagina) with his penis

She'd probably say "42 ABY".

I wonder what would happen if you could actually get her to break character while on the job

MFW this is a vial marketing thread by the mouse to get the gentlemen of Yea Forums to go to Galaxy's Edge

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no one on Yea Forums is gonna waste their neetbux to go to that shit

I don't get it, the anatomy of a human woman does not have a compressor.

Wow, i don't think that a comment like that would go over well with her. Would referring to her vagina as a void not be considered disrespectful as it would insinuate she has an agape vagina?

Next time, I swear.

Ever call into question my love and devotion to mini again by likening it to a marketing ploy and I'll personally come over and beat you nerd

sure thing disney mom

>not just watching the dozens upon dozens of youtube videos they have up
i get my faps from videos just fine.

Whites btfo yet again

huh?

pretty cute but not as cute

>Adults playing make-believe

I'm 24 and wtf is this shit?

Why are people so fucked up?

Who has the nudes?

I only have the see through top pic

This. And it fucking sucks. He's probably got a cut 9 inch cock that he rams into that tight pink slit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

they couldn't find anyone hotter?

Autists obsessing over random instagram women even make sneedposters look... well not good but not as bad at least.

>wholesome
is this a new reddit buzzword? i hear it everywhere now.

Why you'd snuggle after sex?

hella cute orlando rey

That fat retard has got closer to a girl than the vast majority of Yea Forums posters.

holy fuck white fever is peaking

Neat!

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ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>scratch her back
kek, imagine thinking that girls are literally cats, please don't do this if you ever have a gf oh wait you won't nvm

how tall is she? or is this dude just a manlet?

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Puffy Muff Sheen

He's like a foot taller than what looks like a 12 year old girl so yes

Does she have to fake a Bonglish accent? Is she good at it? obviously she's not a real Bong, she's over the age of 16 and isn't a horrific footgoblin, so I take it she must be acting.

What a fucking Chad. Showed off his sick moves and got a hug out of it. I bet he fucked her after.

You fucking incels are trying to get her fired. STOP IT

at least she wont be
minimum wage' rey after that

This is one the greatest self aware posts I've ever seen, you're alright user

shes losing character kek

>the little matchbox rey

me in the green polo

Is she teaching that kid how to milk a thala-siren?

must have deleted my thala-siren pics, so here is Joey Diaz instead

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chad thundercock in action

Reminder that this fat slob got more action than anyone of you will get in your entire lives Myself included

does she have a cute voice?

Does someone know her name? FUCK

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literal perfection
i want this to be the first i see when i die and go to heaven

test

Elaine Carlin

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Discount Rey.

She should've played Rey. WTF, Disney?

Thank you man, you're a savior!
Here's a kino chart as a thank you.

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dammn

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Do you want a sperg meltdown followed by a mass shooting at Disneyland?

brehs, she's 5'8. so perf

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Have they invented braille computers now?

What a goddess, looks 10x better than the movie version

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I am making a formal request for you guys to please stop posting pictures or videos of these girls as i do not like the way it makes me feel when i see them. Thank you and i appreciate it.

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Look at that beast in the background holy fuck those legs

low test

2 > 1 > 4 > 3

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See, this is why you guys have no gf. You put girls on pedestals and want to treat them like princesses. Treat and talk with them like a human bean instead of worshipping her farts.

She's actually a 7.5/10 that has the widest potential partner net because everyone thinks they have a chance. I bet she's grown snobbish after rejecting millions of 4.5/10 incels her whole life.
Pic is better

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Please...someone make an animated gif out of pics 3 and 4. He got that thrusting motion going...

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This fucking thread is PURE autism.

Seriously, can't she find a cute beta to leech from instead of playing pretend with autist spergs for 8h/day?

I smoked pot with snow white once

I can't even fathom how mentally exhausting it must be to put up with all that shit in character

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can we just talk about how EMPTY that park is. Jesus it's hard to believe that's a Disney resort

They made so many mistakes:

>pricing out the middle class
>using new characters no one cares about, like the nigger with the orange jacket and dyed blue hair
>using a planet no one cares about and throwing a millennium falcon in it to call it star wars

You shall be known as Disco rey

>t. Trekkies

she probably knew nothing about star wars before she got the job and now knows way more than she ever wanted to. I wanna see an autist push her to her limits and ask how it felt when Han died and where she is traveling to in episode 9. Or better yet ask her how she feels knowing her parents are nobodies who sold her for drinking money lmao. I Imagine she'd blow a whistle and security guards dressed as storm troopers would removed you from the fucking park im keking just thinking about it she probably goes home and hates fucking disney and star wars land shit lol she didnt know what she was signing up for when she took this position.

My fat shit smeared in the bathroom's stall is Star Wars canon lik

Her insta is private... i wonder why?