*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

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*uses Poké Flute*

*kicks her in the chest*

Bosh! How I hate landwhales!

now she's no longer blocking your path, she's mad and wants to fight you. Nice one dumbass.

boy, she is really overweight

*walk up flight is stairs*
She’ll either give up and go away or die from cardiac arrest half way up the stairs.

lol

Shit, I didn't think this through.
Go! Cardiomon!

>hurr durr whats pregnancy

I swear you fucking incels are something else

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Easily my favourite picture

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The classic "pregnancy"

*eats her ass*

>pregnancy
She got a blue whale gestating in there?

Utter perfection.

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fat cunts like this actually have severe risk of miscarriage during pregnancy because of the list of intense health effects caused by obesity, this fat cunt is very obviously morbidly obese and anyone with a functional mind could see that.

In Shartistan, you can be "in very good health" despite being clinically obese

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>not even 300 lbs
>obese

>can afford personal trainers and dieticians
>still fat

why are rich people so retarded

I don't know shart units of measurement, but if you're bmi is above 30, you are by definition obese, which drumft clearly is.

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he's a geriatric you fucking retard, not an overprivileged 20-something cunt

I know people older than him who are in better shape.

I haven't seen a pokemon like that yet! Let's see what pokedex has to say about it!
mama snorlax. As a mother of snorlaxes, mama snorlax suffers unending hunger for both foes and friends. Her offspring is born when she sleeps in fear of being consumed. Angered, her rage knows no bounds, humored, her benelovence is noticable. Should mama snorlax be met in the wild, do not attempt to wake or approach her. There are no known encounters with awakened one.

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>and your other path

>I must insert Trump into every conversation

Please let this be bait.

well
looks like snorlax blocked the road

they said she's like 4 mandy moores but jesus christ she's more like 5 mandy moores

how does she wipe?

you mean you know an atrophied hospice case?
why

I'm wondering that too, actually. I think they bathe right after shitting. It's the only possible explanation.

>rich and famous
>wipe your own ass
Top zozzle

With difficulty

Good for Chrissy Metz, at least her fucking wallet isn't tied to the GODDAMN ESPLANADE GODDAMIT

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>you mean you know an atrophied hospice case?

imagine reaching this much to justify trump being a fat obese landwhale

Rag on a stick

I don't get rich fat people. Just hire a personal chef to cook you healthy dishes. Low carb works really well even if you don't exercise.

She's one of those chicks that eat a cheeseburger and becomes fat but I eat KFC for a week and I'm good

She doesn't just eat a cheeseburger. She devours its family and all distant relatives. And THEN she eats a cheeseburger.

>reaching

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What a fucking cow