What happened?

Cuz he was Klaus Kinski, not just a shitty Disney teen with fat tits

bruh I need to watch Herbie Fully Loaded again

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did they ever release the unaltered footage where they didn't digitally alter her boobs to be smaller?

[CHAIR CLATTERING]

she was so soft and chubby before the drugs

she had perfect tits and then fell into thotdom

such a shame

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Gonna say cocaine and wilmer valderama. Call it the wilmer curse, any girl he sticks his dick in ages twice as fast.

you mean heroine, fucking moron

Elaborate on this user

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You cant compare Lohan against Kinski when it comes to acting. But to the private life of them, well Kinski wins the price of being quite fucked up

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Oh my fucking god...

Prime Lohan, those were the days...

hit the wall

>women are never on their prime when they're teens, incels!!!

Lohan was incredibly attractive and would've aged fine had she not
>Been a woman between 1980 and 201x
>Had female friends in and around california
>Lived in and around california
>Worked out
>Didn't touch drugs
>Didn't fuck strangers to advance her career
but hey, at the very least we have a slew of great media showcasing her fat milkers and body swap fetishism so give and take and all that

I would be prime teen Lohan's unironic cuck slave if given the opportunity

Lohan literally had it all. If she didn't fuck her body and mind up she could have had anything in life she ever wanted.

a lot...

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>What happened?

The ravages of time sir. The cruel ravages of time.

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>The ravages of time
The ravages of a liter of vodka and 6 lines of coke a day for 5 years straight

based. she was a better actress too

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>6 lines of coke

I think you mean 60

fucking perfection

I'm guessing drugs, sexual abuse, and familial abuse.

Speed, going full dyke, and no father figure who'd slap her in the damned face and tell her to fix her shit and drag her out of those clubs she frequented at all hours of the night.

Now she's a burnt out speed freek lezbo and filled with aids.

Did Nastassja Kinski go that bad?

Literally a perfect example of the kind of girl who, in a different time, would have been properly guided by a male authority figure so she didn't self destruct being stupid all day.

shes fucking a top Saudi-amazing considering shes declined so much

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Speaking of harlots I wonder what this trollop is doing now that she's been depersoned off of her main sources of income

All the proof you need that women peak at this age and immediately hit the wall

All you faggots in here pretending like you wouldn't lick her asshole in a second if given the chance

>like you wouldn't lick her asshole in a second if given the chance
No I don't want aids

She already set herself for life with beta orbiter money.

Pimped out by her parents to hollywoood producers, turned to drugs as a coping mechanism.

user stop my dick cant take all this.

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Same.
I’d even let her fuck a group of black men in front of me as long as i can just be next to her.

Oh god those hips

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She's the quintessential example. From 16-22 she was nuclear hot. Shortly afterward she melted like the guy who got dunked in toxic waste in Robocop.

What are you, her dealer? Shut the fuck up, you chimp.

>tfw you'll never ask how much for the both of them
>tfw Dina will never give you a fair price or throw herself in for free

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no no No NO NO NO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

her tities are all time.

bros

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Imagine turning on Nick as 12 year old and seeing this and then just having to lie down and think about life.

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKCCKKKKKK BROS I NEEED A MILKY READHEAD GF

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What?
An old pic of her?

Look at how burned out, old and used up she is bro.
That's not heroine. That's speed.
She might do heroine, but her drug of choice is obviously speed.

what the FUCK

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FUCK

Jesus christ.
She looks 50.

THAT ASSSSS

Are drugs really THAT bad for you.
My seventy year old mother looks like this.

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Wow. The worst part is there is so much footage of her at her prime. She is going to be constantly reminded of how she used to look, forever. That's just the worst. I'd kill myself probably.

She was literally making $80k a month on patreon for a while, I think she'll be fine.

More like 150.000$

kek

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People goes bankrupt all the time, making money doesn't mean you are intelligent enough to invest it well

Huh, I remember it being 80k but it was a long time ago, im not surprised.

The amount of drugs she was doing would age anybody about 30 years.

>tfw you'll never get her to do all sorts of depraved photoshoots just to prove it to her that she's still got it

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mmmm pusy

Did she peak right here?

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She had years where when made close to a million a year. I'm not saying it's impossible to spend it all. Depp earned $880 million over his career and he's flat broke. But unless you were spending 30k a month on wine, etc, like he was it's not easy.

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Thats what I said, intelligent enough to invest it well. Many ex pro have gone broke because of bad investments

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Peak Lohan

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What? What happened?

no waist, no hips. were the tits real?

the blue shirt no bra from that movie is better.

>body swap fetish
wut

very real

She needs to look into a joint gym membership with Chole Grace-Moretz

How?

NONONONO

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>pops ur cherry

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how massive did her show on mtv flop?

yup

this is prime lohan, there's no debate

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Cocaine and the Hollywood lifestyle boy

Who let the hunchback out of his tower

Prime Lohan was legit one of the hottest women to ever exist

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This dude got to fuck prime Lindsey Lohan and got Demi Lovato to fall in love with him when she was only 17.
How?

damn fapped like a massive dweeb when i was a boy to Lohan.

Is it true her tits were deemed too big and they were smol'd in post for that shitty movie with the talking car I hear that alot

its true, disney fucking cgi her titties in herbie

you missed
>overexposure to UV radiation

She's just a white girl who didn't grow up on a diet of high fructose corn syrup.

CUTE!!

Who else did he date besides Demi and Lindsay? Those are the only coke heads I know of

Look at those fat tiddies. Look at them.

>this is supposed to be an attractive female
fucking boomers

Sad butt. Poor waist to hip ratio.

there was a very good article i can’t remember who publisher was, vanity fair maybe, but it was about what it was like to work with her on ‘the canyons’, which was her last chance in hollywood. she totally burned every bridge she had left and nobody will hire her anymore

Peak gay.

The fucking titties, face, red hair. FUCKING CRAZY BITCH ON COKE AND SEX BINGE. You would not say "nah im gonna stay virgin" if she offered herself to you.

Should have bought a bikini that fit her figure, cause that one sure as shit isn't doing her any favors

Well I'm not in the face of peak lohan. I'm in a dumb thread that obsesses over her, as if she's the hottest thing in the world. When I have random hot girls saved, that are far better than Lohan. So it's going to take more to impress me.

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here
nytimes.com/2013/01/13/magazine/here-is-what-happens-when-you-cast-lindsay-lohan-in-your-movie.html

kek triggered.

Cocaine
The wall

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She is only 33 years old.

I genuinely thought maybe she was fucking 40 somehow, despite the time not adding up.

I remember being 12 in 2004 and thinking she was the hottest girl I had ever seen.

Speaking of 2004, isn't it weird that's the last time she was a genuine movie star? This woman has been riding off the relevancy she had 15 years ago. Like, she was only briefly famous for being an actress, and then that quickly ended, and instead of being forgotten, she transitioned her being famous for being a fucking trainwreck.

What a weird career.

She definitely fucked up everything due to her family being dysfunctional as fuck and being around the wrong crowd. Plus being a fucking cunt is probably a reason why noone is touching her. I remember seeing her in freaky friday trailer and got mindblown. What a fucking crush.

Damn, career suicide deluxe.

tldr

THAT HINT OF PUSSY THO

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crazy to think all it would've taken to save her was just a comfy relationship with someone she loved. instead of cocaine, netflix. instead of 12 shots of rum, a late night bowl of cereal

god damn I miss her. she was too pure for hollywood life. in a way I'm glad she disappeared.

Hot damn. Didn't realize she was that freckled all over.
Reminds me of that pornstar Emma Leigh.
Who looks like Netflix's Witcher Triss.

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How does this happen to her but stevie nicks eats bagels and cocaine paste every morning for 20 years and looks fine

by god I don't even

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Drugs, fame, lack of self control. Drugs are fun and they're an easy, quick way to make yourself feel great. Famous people are surrounded by yes men who aren't going to argue with you or tell you that what you're doing is a bad idea. Even if she did realize that she was ruining herself she didn't have the control or willpower necessary to do something about it.

who

It's sad.

That's because Stevie Nicks actually eats. She had several severe eating disorders.

I wish could have hugged and told her everything was gonna be alright before it was too late.

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I doubt it would ever help her. She was fucked up already in parent trap with her fucked up family.

She looked a lot healthier in Sick Note

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Latin spunk drives the honeys wild dawg

I just noticed that there is leg behind her for the first time.
Who was leg?

>Had she not worked out.
>Had she not didn't touch drugs.
>Had she not didn't fuck strangers.

This hurts my feelings. Can I go back in time? I need to go back.

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>Didn't touch drugs
>Didn't fuck strangers to advance her career
so much this, she could have been living the same life as my other childhood crush hilary duff

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I am still in love with her

parents whored her out to the Hollywood execs and she never got over it.

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he means the movie Freaky Friday

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Dear Lord, I want to bury my face in that then put my head in her lap and take a nap afterward.

I fucking hated Duff when she was younger, she is a total fucking milf now.

fuckin gay paywall bullshit, mass media must be destroyed

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Why are her freckles increasing the the file size of the jpg?

I’d impregnate her hard

Jesus Nigger Christ

Lindsay and Mischa Barton were the hottest women in the world in 2005. They both became trainwrecks. Hollywood really is bad for your mental health

Lindsay and Mischa Barton were the hottest women in the world in 2005. They both became trainwrecks. Bollywood really is bad for your genital health

> gives you a blowjob to celebrate your engagement.
Literally perfect.

In reality, she met some terrible men who were heavily into drink and drugs and was fucking them all - Joaquin Phoenix, Colin Farrell and Heath Ledger were all on her “fuck list” and they were massive drinkers/users. She was just part of that scene unfortunately. Sad!