/USFL/ NJ v BHAM General #3

Jason Garret looked so weird. Never stopped smiling.

Dudes I was looking over the rosters and Michigan seems like the best team, easily.

I'm scared as a fan not of Michigan.

>Messi
Probably crippled and retired by the end of the first quarter.
Now, Ronaldo, that would be a great WR.

Rick and Morty is a good cartoon

Holy fucking noodle arm

>listening to the coach
Cringe

How old is BHAM’s coach? Lmao

jannis axed it

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Official Stallions Theme

youtu.be/v6B_pMY5tZM

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>GOD DARN IT

do you guys use condoms when you have sex?

HE'S ON THE WRONG SIDE! TIME! GOD DARN IT!

Have sex?

>coaches getting mad
kino

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Jannies deleted it to make room for another trash divegrass thread

>Coached by Jeff Fisher
Lolno

heard it like 4 times already, shades of felipe

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>GOD DARN IT!
never change, riley

all these coaches are washed or memes

I like the dual QB system

this became 10x better when the cringy announcers stopped shilling and we can just listen to this kino

Predict the USFL OWL
>NO v NJ

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>no commentary
kino

BITCH ASS NIGGA

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This is how football should be. Untarnished by corporate influence.

>Yfw the bandits win the spring owl

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>black qb = run

There are more commercials than gameplay

in this situation it seems to work because it completely changes the pace of the offense. If they can change qb after the defense has made it's substitutions it might work, like how a switch hitter in baseball can change things up.

What is this camera lmao

SEXO

For me, it's the Houston Gamblers.

I meant the no comms, retard. Of course we won't get a full game like that.

that's all american football though

I played juco football at a high ass level and i tried out for the usfl and they cut me. they had the balls to say i wasn't good enough lmao

im watching them niggaz play now and they suck

these leagues only care about how much ass you kiss lmao. im trying out for the browns next week. im gonna wreck it

>ganblers
LMAO

Not that many flags desu, I like it.

Where did the announcers go?

show us pic of u

ratings went down every time they opened their mouths

The gas chamber, hopefully

It's a cartoon, goober

They fucked off like to keep the game kino

They’re back

>audience mostly consists of teenagers and redneck
Well USFLbros it’s safe to say that we’re not making it to a 2nd season

Absolutely not, but I'm married.
I didn't use condoms with anyone before I got married though.

based coper
you're a sure thing gonna be the next kurt warner

me on the right

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Sex?

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FUCK!

>teenagers and rednecks
Absolutely kino.

I haven't eaten anything all day, this is awful

#STAX of pancakes

yeah, I also like only 15 yards for pass interference, dbs can actually contest deep passes without worrying about setting a team up in the redzone.

3 year contract

Haha...yeah...

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>mike riley actually calling timeouts
holy fuck it's the apocalypse

They’ve seriously been absolutely abysmal. I was surprised that we’ve been getting near NFL tier throws and catches all game but this shit commentary almost ruins it:

Justin Fudger

i was just at the usfl game and had to leave early. there was too many racist rednecks.

during the first quarter i heard a redneck say
"luis prez is dumbass beaner he should go back to mexico lol"

i turned around and told him to stop being racist

he replyed

"shut up queer" and everyone laughed

i had to leave after that. i'm never watching the usfl again.

perez MVP

Would Joe Buck make this game better or worse?

So much fake crowd noise

MISSED LMAO

>usfl kickers
LOVE IT

you sir, have won the internet! take my upvote... and some reddit gold too!

Jfc these kickers

This kicker fucking sucks

There's some solid hits this game, unlike those pussies in the NFL

Embarassing. Train as a punter cuz u ngmi

>he replyed
>"shut up queer" and everyone laughed

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HOW DID HE FUCKING MISS? ARENT THESE COLLEGE PLAYERS/EX-NFL PLAYERS

Fucking embarrassing wtf. They need to put the punter in for the next kick.

>Joe Buck
Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

>USFL kickers

Let's not kick anymore

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>that kick

PATHETIC

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Bro I could've made that kick
Not like "oh back in high school" I mean right now.