UFC ON ESPN 34 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #6

What is being stored in DC's forehead?

Be honest lads. Is your current gf/wife over or under the olivi line?

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peachlivis outfit is fab af b

Don't know who the girl is but she looks built for Big Greek Cock

sanest tennis watcher

I would like to _____ Megan Olivi's _____

What was this controversial elbow?

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He's from north africa. They're barely even arabs.

based. I had fruit and nut

im not fond of this tj guy to be honest his face is too small for his head

The last time I had Subway, I had to get my appendix removed

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Kill, husband

based boomer walkout

Where are all the GSP's and Rory's? Every current Canadian fighter looks like trailer trash

tonguepunch fartbox

Yans data

>muh attention whoring

breed
womb

Link is broken, just my personal opinion.

over
smaller boobs, smaller ass, but way cuter and unironically more successful (she makes like $500k a year as a network engineer & landlord)

The quran was sent down because the people had corrupted the message of the bible.

I'm sleepy, lads. It's only 8 pm

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*enters thread*
youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8

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I AM BOOMER MAN

goofy ahh fashion

what are some heem approved books?

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come between, marriage

vivisect
body

Lick
Butthole

>Audit
>finances

They're Arab Black mixes

I think Belal sucks!

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She's a steppa b

ask for

hand.

The Book of 5 Rings

What is heem eating during Fight Night?

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>no 4chanx
how new are you b

How close was DC to having a Nigga moment when Lazzes grabbed the mic?

end, life.

five rings
musashi
fight club

I farted so much today that my bed sheets are turning brown

Jfc

>but way cuter
>lying on the internet
>being success cucked by your girl
ouch

>gf
I got dumped last month user. Don’t remind please

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The Naked and the Dead
Shogun
Meditations

lets go canada

fix
nose

Sniff
Feet

the way of walking alone

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Beowulf

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Never watched UFC before but is kind of fun

what's the point of walkout music if there's no crowd and you can barely hear it over the commentators talking?

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martial arts have been on a rise in the last 10 years

SUPPOSEDLY

it feels like the amount of exciting matchups is smaller each year
both in boxing, mma, and kickboxing
fuck, even in grappling

I know covid heemed martial arts a lot in the past 2 years, but we're past that

is it truly just over?

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By god I will heem you

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Put my nose
Butt

Sabatini looks like he exclusively listens to nu metal and only drinks Monster

I hate this pretentious faggot

Nice crowd you got there UFC fags

Was the Mounir Lazzez fight good?
I was falling asleep during it

over. My wifes 5'9 she has a great figure even after three kids with better tits and arse than olivi.

Eating my first meal (observing Ramadan) of halal meat

Stop attention seeking.

Lol... no.

Ontario needs to wiped off the face of the Earth, Alhamdulillah.

touch breast

>she makes x amount of money
are you a woman? Who brags about that

Always bet against canadians

PA CHADS RISE UP

Been here for a decade (oh god been here for a decade) don't need your super special woopie doopie awesoem delux subscription.

I know a guy.

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The Holy Bible
Brother's Karamazov
The Divine Comedy

pencilvanja

Hypes up the fighter and gives them some personality for tv viewers

Windsor Ontario represent , fuck detoilet and America

A Fighter's Heart by Sam Sheridan

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easy man to please

Finna grill ribeye pork chops and some jalapeno cheddar smoked sausage

woo ya nan

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HEEEEEEEEm
DOM'S FIRST HEEM IN YEARS

this should be a webm meng

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>herb ding

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>british women

you dont have to lie bro

>red gloves, blue shorts
>blue gloves, red shorts

Disgusting. This should be illegal

>I share an online space with this
We need to revive death camps

wtf why

Based 519 Chad. London checking in

lol what a dumb bitch fucked up her eyes too

>roasting Felder when he's not there to defend himself
wtf

>The Idiot
>Pedro y el Capitan
>Meditations
>Tolkien's Legendarium
>Siddartha

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penetrate
anus (with a condom)

Jon would have kept walking.

I'm not lying. she's a super qt
I make like $130k. I don't mind that she's doing better in life
it goes to show that she's a competent professional, which counts for a lot when you are looking for stability and freedom

Yummy

these mfrs are smaller than flyweights wtf

please tell me this is shopped. My nose is so fucked, i would be the happiest guy in my town if it looked like her pre-surgery nose, literally nothing bad about it. Big long wide nose kills me.

>Do you feel in charge?

im being honest , we are both 33 and from the sticks, i'm happy foreigners fall for the meme

She looks like a piranha now fuck.

Over?

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cringe move to do that. DC handled it with class though

Under face, way over in tits and body.

what happened to her jaw b

These guys are ranked right? I mean this is the main card...

Welcome user... to The Apex™!

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>which counts for a lot when you are looking for stability
Not for a man she has all the leverage now. She goes to a higher status man and loses nothing moving from you...Unless you groomed her...Pat

Sounds pretty gay but try to be a house husband to get that sweet alimony

When is our boy the Alpha Ginger fighting tonight?

I don’t like fighting. I’m more of a chess guy myself

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this dude is a certified manlet

later

Based

just got done eating a venison steak, some sweet peppers & a baked potato all grilled in butter in a cast iron skillet on the stove was really fucking good.

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Post yfw Belal wins a split decision by wrestlefucking Luque.

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No but she soild and very close gj if thats really yours

fell for the guillotine meme

WHAT AN IDIOT

Impregnate, tight butthole

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kek @ going for the guillotine there

GJ user

>UFC cuckolds can only sell out a couple hundred seat “arena”
I had more people at my wedding top kek

>going for a guillotine
>not just ground and pounding
why did I pick this retard

nah i've got a tall ladder to climb for my career
eh, chemistry comes before that stuff. but i'm obviously proud of her abilities as a professional woman
thank you, nordbro. have a blessed easter

>hurt him
>jump guillotine

can. what is he even good at

>opponent in trouble
>take a guillotine
>lose advantage
EVERY FUKN TIME

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honestly the seethe would be based

>THE guillomeme

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>she

>hurt someone to the body
>jump on a guillotine right after
Retard moment

I bet on belal by decision :)

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>but i'm obviously proud of her abilities as a professional woman
Post pic I now dont believe you

thanks for reminding me that the fucking servers are still down 2 months later

dont make fun its already embarassing enough as is

didnt he tap out for a second there?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Kinahan

This is the guy Lazzez shouted out

wtf bros?

DON'T BE SILLY
JUMP THE GILLY

GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE

ITS DEEP HE IS ABOUT TO TAP

OOHHHHHH

ITS TIGHT

>calls out colby
based colbert will tell them to fight each other next lol

>hurt him badly with body kick
>land head kick

>jump the guillotine

ah yes

vet move

>liver kick
>go for the takedown
i hope this midget dies

Lmao what a retard. Opponent curled over ready to be finished and u essentially jump guard

What is the amount of ideal time to spend in Las Vegas before it becomes too much?

Wog fight IQ everyone

but you pointed out the amount of money she makes, not the characteristic that that showed. You could have just said that she's cool and not brought up the money.
It's obviously about the money don't try to bullshit like I'm your wife nigger.

What if you had to corner the fighter you were fighting

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Who wins this peach of a beast of a fight, b?

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One of "them" supporting a violent criminal.. Surprise surprise

Wh*te boi's natural instinct.

bear, no contest

>you now remember giga cheekazee

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These guys look tiny

bear easily

only leave with more money than you came in with

>AAAAAAAA DON'T MAKE ME DOWNLOAD A CHROME EXTENSION I DON'T LIKE CHANGE WAAAA
stop being a fag

this dude is looking at his coaches like a fucking mong
just fight retard

>bro, you're looking great out there, he isn't expecting a takedown, shoot right out the gate

of what?
>obsessed with trannies
she's my gf, not my wife
we were talking about the "olivi line." i made an objective assessment and a subjective assessment
i love how kind and big-hearted and adventurous and smart and loyal and honest and funny and cute my girl is

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That's not how female plumbing works b

Holy chess match

Bear
Gorillas are overrated

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My mother met this guy before

Bear ez. Silverback has no answer to the claws in the standup. Siberian tiger heems them both though.

British women generally have great tits and terrible ass. I am happy for you and your financially independent milk maid