Times when you acted like Cliff Booth

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I fed my dog yesterday.

I refused to fuck a girl for being below the age of consent

What really happened to his wife??

I beat up an Asian dude

tripped on acid while i had to take care of someone's mutt

"he probably killed his wife" is my favorite tarantino character one-sentence backstory of anyone from his movies.

The closest I ever came to acting like Cliff was when I worked up the nerve to tell a pretty waitress that she was doing a great job and that her smile cheered me up. In that moment I was 0.0000002% chad.

Shot her with a harpoon gun

I once rejected a BJ.

I nodded my head at a girl while stopped at a red light

Times when you acted like Frank Booth?

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Times when you acted like Phone Booth?

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I drank beer and smoked cigarettes while cleaning the gutters once, very kino

Got shot in the head. Luckily the doctors were good and reinserted my brain successfully.

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Mmmm! Baby wants to fuuuuck! Mmmm agghhhh! Get ready fuck! you fucking fucker! You fucker!

times when you acted like John Wilkes Booth

>aurora shooter

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did outdoor yard work while shirtless and drinking, also fucked an 18-year-old hippie looking chick with a bush when I was 29
there's so much going on with these characters
>"actor who's best friends with his stuntman" is an amalgamation of Clint Eastwood & Buddy Van Horn and Burt Reynolds & Hal Needam
>"chick dies on boat under mysterious circumstances" is based on Natalie Wood
>Cliff Booth literally looks like Robert Redford
based
I really wish we could go back to the pre-smartphone days

I spit on every hippie i see on the street

got married and then fantasized about killing my wife after i caught her cheating (didnt have a boat)

I embarrassed a weird hippie chick once.

Drove home to a trailer park

Im pretty sure his wife said her name was Natalie as well, or that was her sisters name

>DUDE ONCE UPON A TIME IN REDDITWOOD MANSON FAMILY ARE KILLED ALTERNATE REALITY 10/10 FUCKING EPIC XD

shoo

Make me :3

larping tranny confirmed

Kys Reddit

about to see this will report back in 3 hours

Good movie, but also I feel like it's Tarantinos second weakest above Hateful Eight.
Maybe I just lost the premise or i'm too much of not a film buff to know who the fuck any of the people referenced in the movie were/are.

got drunk at a casino and tried to ride the handrail on the escalator and ended up in ICU for 3 days with my leftside busted up bad lol

I gotta say that his acid trip was perfect (except that you can't smoke LSD).

>I'm the Devil and I'm here to do the Devil's work.
>Laughs

Perfect. Exactly how I probably would have reacted.

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Except for the fact that the potency isn't from smoking, it's from ingesting the entire cigarette dipped in the shit.

Did anyone else get hard in the theater with the hairy pits scene? I was tempted to pull a Peewee Herman in the theater, holy shit.

I kicked Bruce Lee's ass

Yeah what in the fuck. I had to hide my boner. It was awful.

And it's been downhill ever since.

>Be me, at the bar
>Ordering a drink
>QT3.14 bartender tells me Heinekens are on special tonight
>FUCK HEINEKEN. PABST BLUE RIBBON, MAAAN.

You're not exactly wrong.

Why isn't this movie getting many threads? No camrip? user can't afford $7 ticket?

I let a crackhead use my phone for a dollar

Im not like cliff booth, if it was me that hippie girl wouldve gotten a mouthful of spooge desu

Tarantino is a cuck fetishist, why the fuck would I support his movies?

I hope that happens to you someday, user, and I hope you crash as a result of your stupidity.

Is Cliff Booth the best Tarantino character to hang out with?

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I lost my virginity to a hippie so yeah that whole scene made me diamonds but also sad

>driving
>at stoplight
>notice girl in car behind me is dancing and singing along to whatever music she’s listening to
>she notices that I noticed her
>I smile at her
>Light turns green, she gets in the lane next to me and blows me kiss before turning onto a different road
Would cliff have gone after her or is he too cool for that

>behind me
How did she see you?

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Had my back window (and all my windows) down, I was looking in my rear view mirror and we made eye contact

>Times when you acted like
isn't there some suiciding you need to catch up on

Why are all you drones acting like this definition 5/10 movie was better than what it was?

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Kek’d and check’d