/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - The Chosen Dutch Edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e Tutti Frutti del Made In Italy Mamma Mia Pirelli 150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO):
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>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 71 (+26)
RUS: 37 (+15)
SAI: 33 (+0)
PER: 30 (+18)
HAM : 28 (+12)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 104 (+26)
Mercedes: 65 (+27)
Red Bull: 55 (+18)
McLaren: 24 (+18)
Alpine: 22 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 168.00 (+61.56)
LAT: 149.63 (+48.49)
RIC: 139.54 (+17.09)

>News:
Burger/Aussiehours are officially here, hopefully schizohours dies down
Toto "promises" Fat John is going to get his Merc drive for the fifth time.
No Ferrari upgrades soon.
El Museo is surprised the Las Vegas track is a shit load of straights
Pirelli can't get it's shit together with testing because of the congested calander

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vax troonstappen.

Reminder torger out benches the majority of /f1/

Gimi

Zhreadly reminder that it's still.my birthday and i'm on my 3rd beer alone because pubs here close at 1am.
I will be totally hungover for my real party with the lads and lasses tomorrow.

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wakey-wakey

I could go for a burger right now

ik ook

We need American drivers to take over this sport so there is less whining and more cool guys drinking beer and ripping cigarettes after the race.

Go to sleep after you finish your beer, so you can have more fun tomorrow:D

Leaked footage of cageanon's dominatrix calling him

>No Ferrari upgrades soon


>Donyou wanta-a upgrade with your WCC?

No, we already have the fastest car, thanks.

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American zoomer drivers will do neither of those things.

>americans
>less whining

Fat aussie asses

I'm already awake but thank you for checking on me fren

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>americans
>smoking
only people i see smoking are chinese international students

Biz idea: get rid of human driver and put robots instead, now it would be a auto motor and robotics sport

You're the voice of reason norsebro but i'm quite drunk and like to disobey on purpose. But i'm already in bed and wont have any more beers.

You do know that only turns him on more?

Satan, begone!

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Biz Idea: F1 with Fighter Jets and the tracks are just giant ace combat canyon runs. DRS gets replaced with A2A missiles that you can use in certain sectors of the track

Cunny

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I'd pay.money for that and i'm not paying for f1 right now.
Cunt me in.

I believe the politically correct term is "cute and funny"

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So real life N-Gen Racing?

Pedos and c word posters get the rope

Best looking F1 car. its not even close.

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Its Over

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alex yoong

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hello my fellow lads how are you celebrating Easter?

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Church, food and alcohol

Can you really upgrade perfection?

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pee roni

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Getting absolutely smashed because easter is also my birthday this year.
Yes... It's true: I am Christ resurrected

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pee ket

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rb chads... its over

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pee oneer

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>American
>less whining

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pee tronas

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How is this F1 related?

>The chosen Dutch edition
>He's driving a dead Bvll
????

sounds like fun, can I come?

prost pee geot

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quit trying to get us jannied, sharl

if I was an F1 driver I would be based like max and you guys would like me

pee rost

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I do like amx as well but he's not driving a reliable car like last year, in fact he's driving a McLel meme rocket as gimi did back then

pee relli

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if I was an F1 driver I would be like George

Monaco is the crown jewel of F1, the ultimate test of precision. Monaco is THE race for the drivers. Winning Monaco is leaving your mark in the sport, joining the legacy of the drivers that won before. So yes, Monaco needs to stay.

shit and homosexual?

if I was an F1 driver I would be like Gimi Raiggönen

pee err gasly

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Are George is neither of those things.

Sure. Best option is to fly in via Frankfurt.
I'll put some beers in the fridge for you.
Hope you like barbeque, we'll abuse the living shit out of it. It'll be like Abbah Dabby all over again.

user, you are American. Don't base yourself off of some foreign drivers and take the spirit of Dale Earnhardt with you as drive

If I were a F1 driver I would punt people into walls if they don't get out my way and wouldn't even try to hid it. FIA tries to penalize me with a grid penalty? Good that just means more fun for me. Some fucking dies? Good. If I die? Good, then I can join Dale

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It's okay to be gay, user.

jos verstappen's flaming pee

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>Hope you like barbeque
love me some BBQ we're grilling up tri-tip for Easter

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Ferrari have upgrades ready but they refuse to apply them to the car because they'll ruin the aesthetics

Which one is more satisfying?
>watching your favorite driver getting a grand slam
>drinking cold refreshing beverage during a hot summer day
>pooping when you can't hold in anymore

im not gay but id suck off leclair to completion

Deja Vu I've seen that driver before

F1 driver with the strongest neck? I think Gimi

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Sure, but its gonna be with the inlaws. So uou and I have to get as drunk as possible without pissing off my wife

amazing cheeks

holy fuck!
what movie?!?!

Women get off to weird shit

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is he going to be ok

How do I become a real boy?