Sit sown Missy!
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Sit down kiddo, and listen. You're obviously not 18. Adults do not watch superhero movies. You've just exposed yourself as underage, and I'm here to tell you to go back to fortnite or wherever you came from.
>the everybody is afraid of you
except for Black Noir
The fact that they mentioned the Kid was growing rapidly in the womb makes me think Black Noir is actually the son of Homelander instead of a clone and the kid we see at the end is the Clone of Homelander and they are attempting to give him the proper upbringing with a mother that the doctor mentions as to why his dogs/subjects (homelander) is a massive hateful cunt.
>why yes, I do like the boys! how could you tell?
Soiboys like mcu not the boys
Homelander's son is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
>It's a deconstruction of superhero genre and oh god, timing couldn't be more immaculate.Satire is always on point, especially the church episode really showing you the way most christians act and at this day and age it's not only something we should mock but also defy.
There, are you convinced?
so in the comic deep caused the plane to go down?
No it was fucking niggers. Can't you read son?
Kek, what a fucked up way to die, about to crash into the ocean and Superman just busts in out of nowhere screaming about niggers.
>homelander
>his best scenes are landing in a foreign country and inside of a plane flying in international space
That really subverted my expectations.
>about to crash into the ocean
They are aiming for the twin towers in the comic. They changed it for the TV because Burgers are thin-skinned pussies.
lmao
>Name is Homelander
>Doesn't get the plane to land at home
BRAVO ENNIS
Which is funny because he is like one of the weakest of the Seven. I think even Deep might be able to take him
What makes you say that?
He's like Batman minus prep time ability.
He's basically Fucking Snake Eyes from Gi Joe isn't he?
Oh, the plane doesn't smash into the Brooklyn Bridge in the show?
>my capeshit is manlier than your capeshit!
Oh, you were talking about Black Noir, I thought you meant Homolander. Yeah he seems like Snake Eyes, obviously we haven't seen him do anything yet.
>tfw moderately enjoy capeshit and the boys and rile up both sides to watch the shitstorm
Leave before you get spoiled, user.
He doesn't know
>tfw you'll never make her eyes glow when orgasming
That's better than one of the towers though isn't it? So in essence they saved quite a few lives by diverting it to the bridge.
Not in the comic. They probably changed him in the show tho.
homelander made me realize my thin lips probably make me look crazy when i talk sometimes
>he actually reads comic books while being 18+
You gotta go back
What are his powers in the comic?
I read it 10 years ago, retard.
>show takes place in 2019
>twin towers still around
Not a lot of Twin Towers in Toronto though right?
He’s a clone of Homelander meant to keep him in check, you know, relatively speaking
Keywords: in the comic.
Imagine being her mortal boyfriend and teasingly lifting her up skirt to get tasteful pantsu shots
Is this worth watching if you hate most capeshit?
homelander a cute
Is edgy Watchmen. Like the Watchmen movie.
As far as costume design goes
>Homelander
11/10
>the Deep
8/10
>Maeve
5/10
>Black Noir
7/10
>Starlight first costume
9/10
>Starlight second costume
8/10
>A-Train
3/10 definitely the worst
>Translucent
?/10
yeah, it's fun but slight so don't expect anything too outstanding
whats a comic
A-Train's weird thin translucent breasteplate ruins the costume
i think a-train might be supposed to look generic. his and shockwave's costumes look pretty similar, save for the color scheme. it kinda fits into his theme of being afraid of becoming a forgotten in favor of other heroes in his category
Why even live bros
based
Stop it lads, I'm on the waifu train now
Accurate. I watched the whole thing yesterday after seeing all the threads about it and I feel like I might as well hadn't watched it and just looked at the webms again, because that’s basically all you need from the show. Some good moments but as a whole pretty whatever, just another piece of media to consume and move on from. People here are really treating it like it’s something special, and it’s just not
I'm sure it was part of an endorsement deal for athletic armor
>People here are really treating it like it’s something special, and it’s just not
I think it's at least a bit better than you're making it out to be. I also think that homelander will stick with people, because he's really really great in the show.
HEEEENNNNH
HNNNNNNNNH
Homelander is the best thing about the show, for sure. legitimately menacing
I DID THINGS
That's a good Wesker desu.
Eh, different tastes I guess. I was struck by how lame the attempts at humor were, and all the blatant cliches in the writing and dialogue. I also didn’t find Homelander to be that compelling, he’s just an evil lying prick. I got the point by episode 4 and they never developed him much past that, besides giving him the mommy fetish and lab childhood, which didn’t flesh him out that much for me. It’s a totally okay show though, don’t get me wrong. But like 80% of events that happen are just filler to get to the next big webm moment, and the show isn’t really saying anything profound. Again that wouldn’t be a problem if it were more fun, but it fell flat in a lot of places for me. I’ll check out season 2 but it really didn’t live up to the insane amount of hype it was given here
YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCK YOU FUCKED MY THREAD!
translucent is a 10/10 hes literally naked all the time.
The Deep's costume seems retarded for a guy who swims.
I always love Yea Forums autists that describe everything as generic
good point
I always love Yea Forums autists that think everyone is the same person. I hardly ever call things generic, unless they are, which this show is.
>silly Matrix/Spice Girls/Billy Joel/(insert trendy pop culture from 20+ years ago) reference!
>””badass”” multicultural group of misfit outcasts!
>boy and girl from wildly different walks of life fall in love (while boy conveniently basically forgets about his horrible traumatic experience with his ex’s death in a matter of weeks!)
>girl character transcends her sexual trauma through a big speech where she decides to “”tell it like it is!””
>good guys are actually bad, woah!!
It’s generic, my man. Watch more media and you’ll notice these things.
I don't think they're going to have the same twist from the comics about Black Noir. He gets hurt a little in that fight with the female which makes no sense if he's secretly you know who
>119462149
Why? His costume is great because it's sleek and simple while still showing off skin. Its great because unlike most Aquaman costume's it's not dorky at all.
You sound like some faggot that enjoys shit art pieces and avaunt guard garbage movies.
Just like faggot hipsters that pretend to like modern art, its a way of feeling superior and its lame as fuck
Nah in the comic the military shot down the other plane and were going to shoot down that one too. The supes ended up losing the plane plus all the people crammed on the bridge.
>(while boy conveniently basically forgets about his horrible traumatic experience with his ex’s death in a matter of weeks!)
oh so you didn't even watch the show, you just skimmed the wiki page and now here you are shitposting about it. great.
I’m pointing out legitimate examples of the tired tropes in this show, and you got some triggered you resorted to ad hominem attacks. Sad! Enjoy your capeshit you fucking loser, lmao
Based and shotapilled
If you truly consumed as much media you are you implying, you'd realize that there are no original ideas anymore and that the only thing that matters is execution.
The Boys is just okay at that, nothing more, nothing less.
I watched it, buddy. Having her show up in a couple of scenes in the background before he wiggles his head and forgets about her doesn’t count as well-written character development. His girlfriend exploded in front of him and he met Starlight the NEXT WEEK son the chronology and he was already falling for her. Just the same old bullshit.
>capeshit cant be good
>if you enjoy a well done trope you are a loser
hahaha you are literally a want to be intellectual fag, KYS
Capeshit can be good, The Boys is just okay. You have bad taste. Deal with it
I have bad taste because you personally dislike The Boys?
What are you a fucking solipsistic woman? Get fucked ass-clown. How about this, I have great taste and you have shit taste??
I gave concrete examples of why your precious little show is so bland and trope-saturated that it could literally be shat out by an edgy algorithm. You have no arguments other than “Homelander is cool XD I love blood and gore and swearing!!!”
Your Taste Is Shit
Kill You’re Self
>show about making fun and twisting super hero tropes has tropes
you are blindingly stupid
None of the tropes I mentioned are the ones they’re attempting to “subvert”, you fucking retard. The main subversion of “good guys are actually bad” is already an extremely played out and lame trope in itself. Seriously, you people argue like children. You were born after the year 2000, your arguments are utterly invalid, and nothing you can say will ever convince me otherwise.
you are an absolute tryhard its embarrassing, how do you live with yourself? I bet people cant fucking stand to be around you.
>my wifes son
butcher btfo
>lol wow you must be fun at parties
Sure showed me, faggot
I did you are a pathetic dweeb
Ad hominem is the lowest form of argument, you lost like 10 posts ago. Please continue giving me your seething (You)s though
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING NERD
homosexual dubs of a dumb queer
Holy shit, you’re so mad that you’re using all caps now? I wasn’t even trying! Stay mad, Junior, you’re just like Homelander :^)
Being (you) is far worse than being a onions boy
Holy cringe
so does Black Noir look like an exact carbon copy of Homelander? and if so, is it noir thats on the security footage Butcher saw of his wife cumming a generous 3 times behind closed doors?
kek
Tek Knight is the Batman parallel. Black Black is something else entirely.
Noir is different in the adaptation
Where do the lesser heroes like Starlight and Popclaw come from? I know Homelander and most of the Seven are grown in a lab, but (at least in the show), A-Train had a family. I haven't yet watched the show and haven't read the comics in years, so I don't remember if it's ever elaborated. Starlight seems genuinely shocked at how debauch most of the other capes are, but all the heroes are sponsored by Vought.
>all the blatant cliches in the writing and dialogue.
>the show isn’t really saying anything profound
i agree with all of it but these points the most
imagine being this idiot
I loved how they had to have the scene with the deep getting "raped" as a taste of his own medicine kind of thing. Like he couldn't have just punched her fucking face in
They were given the compound V as babies. Vought paid their family to allow them to inject blue goo in their kid.
Imagine being into edgy boring capeshit
Vought was involved in an international conspiracy to put compound V in the IV drips of newborn babies in American hospitals
In the show, it seems most come from parents accepting to give their kids V and signing NDAs, but supes can procreate.
Season 2 might be worth seeing just to see what they do with the female Stormfront. I'm sure whatever it'll be, it'll upset some people here even more.
made me kek thanks based wordsmith
Will never sneak into Erin's trailer and sniff her used panties that she just took off before filming for the day.
watch the show they explain this in detail
and then what happens?
how's he so special?
good at piano
great tea
I would sniff the panties and then cum a imperceptible drop of cum in them.
Anyone else feel some sexual tension in the scenes with her and Maeve?
dindu nuffin
that segment was great
youtube.com
poor Deep, he just wants to clean the beach
nice, its almost a perfect loop
Marshal Law is manlier than your capeshit.
but thats also capeshit, what do you mean by this?
>Making up a quote
Wow I'm convinced
They actually killed more people hitting the bridge than the towers. It was also economically more devastating.
LE MEME! LE MEME! XD!
you didn't even what the show eh? starlight, huey and MM are all christian and its shown to be just fine they are even the most moral characters, starlight calls out the evangelical gathering as an insincere cashgrab, which they are in the show and in real life, I'm christian btw
I mean that my capeshit is manlier than your capeshit but unironically.
Unironically
>confidence is everything bro
lol
Did they adapted the scene with the hamster crawling out of this dude's ass?
I'm yet to watch the series desu
not paid, the mom said, its just the offer to make them a supe, no financial compensation
I didn't notice this before
Did you think she apparated?
He literally couldn’t do anything because he’s already on thin ice with the rape allegations. Vought didn’t want anything to do with him, meaning no ones gonna clean up his mess.
noI just didn't notice her climbing out of the vent before
>first episode seems really topical
>christfag episode seems straight out of the bush era
what happened?
What's up with the buzzing fly?
right? maybe the shapeshifter, or my thought was it was just literally a fly that fucked with the shot so they added a buzzing sound instead of reshooting
Hughie isn't christian, he seems more agnostic. Hell it seemed like that was the moral of the episode.
You dropped out of life everywhere but online during the bush era
Butcher isn't afraid of him too.
she says she believes in god but all this shit is bullshit, how the fuck do these people know what gods wants, huey agrees
huey just wants that puss puss
Well the comic was written by someone that hates superheroes.
It unironically is though
jesus wants him to have that puss puss too
I think it's "avant-garde". You doggy dog world living phone poster.
