UFC ON ESPN 34 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #4

why dana
why
why do you ruin your own product with this
surely you must know its not a drawl

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tell you what, you lads are alright. Let's all meet at My Father's Moustache for a nice pint, first round is on me.

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what the fuck

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>wmma

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shit card
why are you here?
it's saturday

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Enjoy the upper decker bub

ONE
MORE
RUN

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I'm not sure there's any group worse at MMA than the Chinese

>already 2 months since his last fight

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I'd fuck the arab covered in haram weeb tattoos.

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it's gonna be horrible just like every other Saturday but thanks

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nice font rendering b

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Guys good news. We’ve still got one more womens fight on this card after this

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>cte in the womb
swedish women everyone

as a tummychad this lansberg cat is making me violently ill

>sparring while pregnant
what is wrong with women
girls on left has nice thighs though

I would hit her with a vicious body kick for an easy double heem

luque kino soon.

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i could have sworn I just saw this wmma can in the yellow fight already

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What purpose do these "women" serve? They're not good at fighting, they are not entertaining, they're not attractive, they have no redeeming qualities, completely useless whores, why did dana do this to us? why do we have to see this?

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holding up against the cage should be broken up the way clinching is broken up in boxing and kickboxing, maybe like 10 seconds but no more.

100% would that velma

kek.

the miocic cormier fights were pure kino

heavyweight is such trash now

CONOR bros.... IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW

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Lansberg has reached the age where your pussy gets all weird a droopy

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>Argghhh

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Mexicans

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>tfw I briefly imagined her fighting pregnant and someone mad woman decides to throw a body shot to the belly, killing the kid
I'm deranged because it genuinely made me kek, pregnant women are ridiculously fragile

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because the jews won ww2

>he doesn't enjoy cougar pussy
low test

GOOD MORNING SIRS I SEX NOW

based ruhaum

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arabs.

Any NON-brainlet gamers itt?

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The persian girl is hot

Holy fuck can I get a sauce? I'll be watching immediately after Smelal fights.

they allow UFC to not get shit for not being inclusive and they suck Dana's dick probably

Velasquez and Moreno are better than any Chinese fighters

ok that was surgical

links please?

but that fight is unironically good(because of the booba)

that's straight up sexism, why the fuck would he call time for that. holy shit fire him

sounds like dc is farting every now and then???

Please, doctor, i beg you, stop it.

Germans

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arabs

Persian women are cute

based arab

That was me b

you're cute

bros i don't think i'm gonna make it to the end of the card..

Dom is probably so autistic he can translate swedish in real time

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bit weird but sure

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White people

Velasquez has been retired for the last decade and FLW doesn't matter

And he asked the worst fans.......

All the best, fren

Based rumham

You cant possibly be serious
talmbout the zelda character b?

You have 1 billion people and not 1 champ I'll rank Arabs above you

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just relax and have a wank bro, we all know

Brazil flag is a nu/heemster/ cazzie and a faggot. Will keep that in mind

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Which wmma fighters are gonna get fat when the retire?

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what are they giggling about?

iranians outside of iran are usually very cool too.

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Shut up bitch.

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great fight from these two warriors. they have my respect.

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Lina a fucking retard whys she trying for the takedown, fucking bitch

DC farted

>tfw watching USFL during >wmma

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All the ones that get married

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OOH SHE'S HURT
>hugs leg
fighters are so fucking stupid

arabs have like 400 mil and dont even have any fighters that can heem. chinks at least have yadong and leech

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Aspen Ladd

she has penis yet?

Pretty much all of them?

>you are known for being able to land one elbow in a fight

and theres 420 million arabs with zero contendors.

atleast china has a yadong and a few others

hot as fuck

tom segura?

Fuck Dana

Umm bros sloppy banger alert? perhaps we have sheemkino incoming

Attack No. 1

he stipulated 'when they retire'

There's levels to this

this is a better fight than the barnett fight

I have never seen a flush KO in a WMMA fight.

t. Ariel Noseberg

Heembros i have a confession to make, i un-ironically watch golf.

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you fool
you think this is her final form?

UMMM LEG BROS...... JORDIE IS ROLLING AFTER US

Dirty ass gambling ref

post your walkout song
>youtube.com/watch?v=EbDMNjT-QpI

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happy for my boy jordan leavitt

Azaitar and the coomer looking one have heems

Dumping money into open weight body building is far more accommodating to their supressed homosexuality. Its the same reason poos are getting so into it.

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I watch women's golf they have nice legs

You people aren't White.

kys

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nice blood cunt

Damn look at that pregnant skin it looks nasty flopping around

is this wmma?

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From a punch*

lansberg should be paid to wear a rashguard to cover that disgusting crack head used up granny baby oven

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what about the london card spinning elbow sheem b

best announcer the UFC ever had. Fitz is better than goldy ever was but I miss him so much bros

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THE ONLY SPORT YOU CAN PLAY JORDIE???? GOOD FOR YOU!!! Post wheelchair

so you've been watching mma less than a month?

oh look it's the 1 woman on the planet that is a decent fighter

based

Lina looking like Pumpkinhead out there

>mfw you realize the bellator picks were never completed

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the coomer one is a discount caucasian like mousasi and azaitar is a nafri. real arabs are like belal

too much writhing around, otherwise very hot, uh i mean great grappling.

holy based
cope chudlet loser, golf is kino, you wouldn't get it.

i want it

Post YFW theyre not making out

Is Belal suddenly not Arab?

How can we improve women?

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This is pretty much Jiu Jitsu.

China doesn't have a single contender in any division at least those Arabs can claim they have a top 6 in Belal

OH SHE'S GOT HER IN HALF GUARD

every fighter should bleed from around their eye, it's very aesthetic
just open a little cut on each fighter before every fight

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WMMA is so fucking shitty

Fantastic top control.

falling asleep at this rate lads
interest in the card has plummeted to below 0

shame because i like heems. Are there any good fights on the main card other than Belal/Luque?

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They got fully goofed by the no contest b

Abolish their rights

Belal is an amerimutt we dont claim that cry baby pussy cuck

real shit b? i started watching womens track & field recently.

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Impossibru

love watching golf, too bro

The main card will have good fights

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>that can heem

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Behead 80 - 90% of them.

Nice

Thanks

Pistachios or salted chips?

>talmbout
>t. 14 yo

How can they both be so bloody yet it was so boring what an enigma

damn with all that blood you would think they had been fighting

Indians, probably

based. i hope shlomo doesnt take over your house.

see

Heh. Not even close.

literally beat them every day, that's how i keep my wife in line.

She could handle my pole if you know what I mean

start by abolishing the 19th amendment and ban them from social media

nah its just that time of the month

Mein Fuhrer...

we all do bros.... we all do.

>at least those Arabs can claim they have a top 6 in Belal
>he was born and raised in Chicago, Illinois
???

Yadong is #9 and only 24

pistachios. If you buy them de-shelled however it's a massive story loss.

watched every second

Indians are somehow better than the Chinese at MMA

Beast of a card

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Just used this WMMA opportunity to buy some cheeseborgers
AMA

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For sure my guy its a beast, 100%

This.

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Would trans women make wmma better?

i laughed. lina should have won though her face isnt ruined forever with a crooked nose

Post the cheeseburgers

Watching fights in an empty high school gymnasium just isn’t fun man. This card stinks.

>Fitz is better than goldy ever was
Goldberg had soul

What about TKZ?

it's normal for ladies cycles to synchronize. it's completely natural for one to start bleeding and the other start soon after

ngl this one got me

Interesting take, is your name Vlad by any chance?

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knights a cardiolet

The UFC Gaypex

Are you pretending to be retarded

ЛДST ЬЯШГIM ФЙGHT ДND ГДCT ЧДHCШ ДT ЬIKCS

Vicente Luque vs. What's his name again?
Caio Borralho vs. Гaджи Oмapгaджиeв
Miguel Baeza vs. Andre Fialho
Mayra Bueno Silva vs. 武亚楠
Pat Sabatini vs. TJ Laramie
Mounir Lazzez vs. Ange Loosa

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He's as American as your local Turks are German

So not a contender while Belal was a top 5

reminder

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No can do b

Cute woman

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DID CLARK REALLY DROP JAN LMFAO WHAT WAS THAT REPLAY

damn thats one dark knight

obvious weakness bros....

nattybros, it's time.

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