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UFC ON ESPN 34 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #3
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why couldn't they have done that in the Yan fight?
Dom is such a faggot, I'm just calling a spade a spade.
Fuck Dana
big dan handling this quite based
Dan is a legit retard. Only Herb is a worse ref.
has that ever happened before? where they end the fight early and go to points?
stanko
AAAAAIIIIIEEEE I HAVE BEEN STRUCK
DC is going to catch massive heat for this
when are these UFC Fight Night's going to start having an audience? Does Dana realize how much money he's leaving on the table by not selling tickets?
anime
Ufc is worse than bellator at this point
Enters thread
I hate him so much
Where the FUCK is Laura Sanko?
barnett isnt black enough
Huh, when last was a fight stopped that way?
BUCK STATUS ?
i dont think this faggot sport is for me anymore bros
seethe rural retard
>big fat shitter's only loss was to Juan Espino
When the fuck is Espino going to fight again? He beat Romanov and is getting old as fuck. Why isn't he fighting?
the replay showed he hit him in the ear how is that an illegal strike?
>reddit faggot quit
color me shocked
Acting like he was dying hoping for a dq win, soon as he heard it was going to the judges he was fine. Fucking Spaniards man
Because it was intentional
>the bodysnatcher
is a based name tbqh
10k to show. 10k to win.
Could you heem it bros?
ELITE CANADIAN FIGHTER INCOMING
Fuck you khabib
Z
I'd put my senko in her sanko, if you know what I mean.
megan has a bad nose and smelly feet
i'd hit it idc
>aim elbow to the back of a dudes head and throw it
>accidental
They just make up the rules as they go
LOL
>Cheyanne formerly Buys coming back to the US in May
JP Buys bros its our chance for revenge.
Why was she trying to homewreck Cormier?
stole it from Are Dillian though
I don't know why they don't just let you guys join NATO, it would seem to fix all the problems going on right now.
Lol, this is their own facility, they save fuck tons of money rather than renting another arena for five fans to show up too. This card would not sell out a bingo hall
did barnett lose
Blame the game not the player you braindead mutt
Based autist Cruz is by far the best commentator
I knew I didn’t fucking like this faggot
>Acting his ass off for a DQ win
>Losing the entire fight before hand
>Fine as soon as he hears score cards
>crying because he was totally going to get a Hail Mary knockout after being gassed and grinded on
I hope this faggot goes on a losing streak and gets cut
DC SEEING THROUGH BARNETT'S LIES
Not an illegal blow, he hit the side of the head
>BUT ONLY THE BACK WAS EXPOSED!!!
Retard take. I punch and elbow through the guard all the time, this defense is far from perfect.
actually based ref - leg of my parlay played out as the fight doesn't go to the decision
user, you're going pro. What's your nickname going to be?
It's bullshit double standards they never call punches behind the ear
Z
Espino vs Spavovic or whatever the fuck his name was
>37.50CAD
enjoy your mcchicken
But ur women r so pretty :(
Can someone explain to me what happened? I'm watching on mute
amazing how the commission can make retarded changees like that so easily but cant fuck off with the 12-6 elbow shit or add two judges
>Are
no w*g is British , b
technically
put a cheeky .92 on Rafa to win boys
based cub
UMA DELICIA
In the early 2000s Putin actually made an effort to normalize relations with the west and join NATO, but western leaders made it clear to him that will never happen and that USSR or not, NATO still exists to fuck with Russia
Cream Boy. Because my fighting skills are sweet.
He fought a big fat punching bag with no head movement tailor made for him to KO and he lost pathetically and shouting MUH RIB like Woodley.
I got a cold so runny nose and its fucking hot so I'm wiping snot all over my torso to cool down
Bogies everywhere
What does a footjob feel like bros? Never had one..
Post bumholes
>The Rapist
stanko
Sergeant Sicknasty.
first name "first name surname" surname
The only way this commentary get any better is if DC left
Hebrew Heemer
cyborg or the hybrid for sure b
lil heemer
they can read minds?
"El Guapo" it means "the Guapo"
illegal hit ruled accidental. doc said he was unable to continue. went to the cards
>that 36 year old boomer trying to start a ufc career
like a retard is giving you a handjob
SPAIN GOT ROBBED
THAT WAS DQ
What do you call Jesses haircut?
The Ghost
Because I'm so pale.
beGOD GOAThammad: 10-8ed wonderboy
dookie luque: got 10-8ed by wonderboy
cope & seethe
what do you call this hairstyle the Canadian has
i hope robert whittakers mexican little brother gets his necked snapped by that frenchie homo.
Aljo?
Fat guy was getting his ass kicked. Saw a chance that maybe he could get a win on a dq if he cried like a bitch. He cried like a bitch. Found out the fight would go to the scorecards. Suddenly he was fine and wanted to fight
The GODlet
cam on then snatch some fackin bodies
In my country this man is considered an aryan
The STATE of Ronson's hairline.
"El CuCuy" it means "retarded nigger"
The Great Lionheart Pitbull Kid
Lil' Ryder
What was even going on here? Asking in earnest.
Russia was invited in 1992 after the USSR collapsed but they declined, it's on them, not us
user "The Big Knocker Outer Man' Ymous
the journeyman
because I hate these faggy nicknames like 'the prospect' or 'the future' and shit like that
would you follow the small african religion of Roogan heem?
spanish bros...
Ghost of Keev
feels terrible if she's not good at it, titjobs are 1000% better.
Does anyone else shadow box when the “tale of the tape” music comes on?
The Dirty Bastard
Bamhole Heemer
Why is Rafa such a shitty fighter when he's such a good grappler?
Ronson is stuck in the mud gonna get heemed
papi gringo
Very cool
If heemers formed a nation I would fight to my last breath to defend it.
ronson is getting heemed with a big right hand
only when they're outside the US
they save a fuck ton of money holding the fights inside their own facility
The Sandman. I would also sprinkle sand around the arena and shush the camera during my walkout.
pizza is in the over
beer is being drank
fights are shit
first name "conor mcgregor" surname
A Mexican fighting? Do I have to cheer for him?
first name "i'll find out whats in your underpants and this is not up for debate" last name
that's my boy
First name "Last name, First Name" Last Name
So they say my name twice every time
If you're 6ft what's the best weight class to be in?
it's life changing. instantly gave me a foot fetish
I fucking hate UFC hype jobs so much
WW
Straw weight ideally
It'd be an honor to fight by your side.
Depends if you want speed or strength b
gib stream
the smaller the better
DC is a family man!
based кoт
No.
519 chads ww@?
markystreams
If the card is so bad you can't fill out an arena what the fuck is the point
This is shit
Super heavyweight
was you raised in a barn? Where's your fucking manners?
We need more Ariel Helwani in UFC these days
We still won the story spic bros
Featherweight so you can beat up manlets.
lel
the walking holocaust
based footstamps
Just opened the Schaub gates
Jason Herzog mogged in stature but never in skill
>pic
Don't I know it b
Not a real one. Leave.
>more jews
no thanks, m88
Vicente Luque vs. What's his name again?
Caio Borralho vs. Гaджи Oмapгaджиeв
Miguel Baeza vs. Andre Fialho
Mayra Bueno Silva vs. 武亚楠
Pat Sabatini vs. TJ Laramie
Mounir Lazzez vs. Ange Loosa
If you're a cutbabby bitch, FW or LW
If you're a man at least WW if not higher
why do you all talk like retards?
No. Not really.
>viciously stomps on your feet
Contractual obligations to ESPN
Beast of a post Hooker
>that roiding 36 year boomer trying to start a career in the ufc
thoughts?
learn to fish
BASED STOOMPER
"Tyrone Woodley"
BEAT THIS FUCKING MEXICAN MANLET PLEAAAAASEEEE
whom?
me :3
this dude's head is tiny
it's freaking me out
why is DC with Cruz? I thought they had some autistic beef
pretty good first round boys!
Oooooh he pressured him
One
I'm only 29 and I weigh 160lbs.
actually its his 3rd try b
>not even the pre-lim shitters are heeming tonight
might go to bed lads.
THE user Anonson
theatricality and deception
Made a large batch of extra buttery scrambled eggs bros, come over any time.
As the slogan instructs us, D.C. must please be patient with Cruz.
i was wondering how you punch him on the chin if its so small
and how tall are you?
170
luque
russia
fialho
silva
cuckitini
loosa
Hey, you can't talk that way about Mexicans, I think you owe me money or something
im a 29 y/o boomer 165lbs
6ft
>In 1927, Foster determined that his charge should move to New York, then the boxing capital of the world. Over the next three years, McLarnin became a major attraction as he proceeded to cut a swathe through most of the leading Jewish fighters of the day. Such was his record against the likes of Louis "Kid" Kaplan (former featherweight titleholder), Sid Terris, Sergeant Sammy Baker, Al Singer (then the reigning lightweight champion), Joe Glick and Ruby Goldstein, that McLarnin became known as "The Hebrew Scourge" and even "The Jew Killer".
AUTHORITATIVE stop to the action by Mark Smith there.
luque
oмapгaджиeв
fialho
bueno silva
sabatini
lazzez
recipe
Me too, leaf. Me too.
Super neccessary
what an abortion of a card so far
NO ERA
kek based paisa
that depends, how have you cooked them? For me, they need to have a sloppy consistency. Death to overcooked scrambled eggs.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE WAS .1 SECONDS FROM STANDING UP THAT IS ILLEGAL YOU COULD HURT HIM
ALJO
L
J
O
I hate eggs
“Shadow Realm Introdukkktor” and I will exclusively clinch guys against the fence
whats the consensus on adding a 165lb division?
No asshole ever gave me throat cancer.
I thought a hand needed to be down as well for it to be a downed opponent?
I’m 29 and weigh about 150
ERA???
Lol. Lmao
NOOOO HIS KNEE WAS DOWN IT ISNT FAIR YOU CANT HIT HIM LIKE THAT!!!!!
>semen
>slurping
>sport
shit ruleset
i can see your bones from my house
this is so gay
>taking a point
B A S E D
so he automatically wins the title now right?
oh wait... he's white never mind
where do her balls go when she pulls her pants up that high
he was getting up lol
espn is turning mma into football or baseball with these retarded replays. OMG WAS HIS TOE IN BOUNDS OR NOT REEE
eggs
butter
why is dc being such a fag right now?
We need onefc rules
>opponent down
>presenting his face
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KNEE HIM
What a dumb rule
point deduction bros. we are fucking feasting
that's wild yo
Petr???
My wrist is 6.2 inches in circumfrance so I'm basically a skinny boi and I*ve given up on being 200lbs lean.
It's a very bad turn. BKFC is still dope.
Any streams?
Cooked them MPW style during the bad fights
the pros stuff them up their butt, like i do when ever i have to get a physical.
absolutely based
>MMA
>SPORT
Y'all are absolutely retarded if you think Luque has even a tiny chance at beating Belel. Luque's best win in the last 5.5 years is Chiesa who ALWAYS, ALWAYS chokes in big fights and his second best win ever is journeyman Randy Brown.
Luque stinks and has never improved. Belel was garbage 6 years ago and is far better now. Luque won't land a single strike and will get grapplefucked 50-45 effortlessly. Cap this.
plenty
Gay dancing is cursed confirmed
ONE needs to swipe the good fighters that are wasting away in Bellator or something, shallow divisions are the only problem they have
Yikes
Even i have 7,5"
Based Michael. Catherine btfo.
bookies hate him
What level of COPE is this hair?
DC and DC are fucking morons knee was going up
the chad embrace(level 1)
I'm just hoping he pulls a submission when bumlal starts to crotchsniff
Belal also almost got heemed by Leon recently though
If Luque was pillow fisted I'd have Belawl winning but that's not the case
man this is why I shaved my head, fuck that cope shit. I don't have good hair genetics, I can live without hair.
why is there literally NO good arab fighters? people clown on east asians but they actually have a few decent ones
if there not on knees but both hands are touching its considered grounded also if you are on at least 1 knee you are grounded
all you had to do was follow the damn train
TIME FOR A MAJORITY DRAW JUST TO FUCK THIS HOT GARBAGE EVEN FURTHER
is it me or is this card just complete shit so far?
have you ever thought about modeling? for like science school or something?
HEEEM TAPPY
did you use that faggot ramsay's cringe recipe?
Is this card worth watching?
shaving IS cope
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
...
tappy
What do people who watch MMA have as hobbies?
I think main event is going to be Belal lay and pray
HEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>ref trying to stop Rafa from celebrating
did he have money on the leaf or something
ORALE ORALE ARRIBA ARRIBA ANDALE ANDALE
hell even 1 hand touching might be grounded
more PLEASE
VIVA LA RAZA
ronson should retire now before the ufc cuts him
leafbros...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY INSIDE THE CAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
nachos are in the oven
if anyone wants any just come over :)
bad form after the illegal knee but wgaf
it's his job to enforce the rules. literally his job.
HEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>cope
>not doing the right thing
I have ugly ass hair bro, I'm not letting others witness what that loser has.
I edge then coom once every few days after some build up
I personally go for Kenji Lopez-Alt style eggs but I respect your approach. Booking flights now.
arabs are bad at sports, its like white people except they are also cowards
Trying to stop him from leaving the cage because there's some rule that you're not allowed to leave before the official result is called.
Always supporting Mexicans just because they are Mexican. Never in doubt!
OH NONONONONO WHITEBROS WE GET HEEMED IN 40 SECONDS BY AN ASIAN
fishin
drinkin
fuckin my (slightly) chubby gf
*ahem*
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they always try to stop them from leaving the octagon
dana must have given the fighters a dressing down on it recently because they haven't been doing it
mma, faggot
When I was in Jacksonville last weekend I saw Mike Beltran and KeithPeterson at the diner I ate at. So random.
read, write, ride motorcycle, shoot guns, workout, watch baseball
mark smith is such a no fun allowed faggot
>no interview
kwab
THE tank abbott???
TENPLY KLOSE
fighters do that all the time though
well yeah who cares about these guys anyway I guess
Arab culture is based on $$$$, usually oil money. Strength and fighting prowess doesn't make you a man there, paying money to piss and shit and cum all over prostitutes does.
fuck this i'm watching hard to kill starring tim kennedy
>ride motorcycle
Can we see it? I've always wanted a bike.
alatengheili is white.
Why they don’t do that for Barnet??
Oohhhh I know why
*checks skin color*
Ight, I see how it is.
cycling, lifting, guitar/music, vidya, anime, gf
>based story
keep squirtin that cancer juice on your brain retards.
Hermanos Mexicano, hacemos!
Drakkar 'How can he push!?' Noir.
pretending your more bald/genetically/socially inferior than you really are because of bullshit social mores is the height of beta male cuckdom. Bald Kings need to rock the eagle's nests, it's an innately MASCULINE look. women will respect you for it.
More like easy to kill (women and children)
GOOBY BROS..... its over and im crying
i dont have any, i just go to work, come home and lay around depressed because i have to go back the next day
i rode motorcycle until i got hit by a van, now im a millionaire but i cant walk or ride motorcycle no more
Kinda cringe, kinda based. I guess a lot of life is a gray area.
kek
ill watch it anyway tho
nothing better to do...
Why do they call him the human highlight reel?
>a friggin push
Fishing and woodworking
Based. Caught anything good so far this year?
wait isnt gaethje the human highlight reel?
Weren't you paying attention? Because his dad got heemed by Tank.
Yikes why do Canadanians just quit like that?
Did I miss anything good
do huge amount of drugs to cope
the guys who do it and get away with it are
1. huge stars
2. far away from the refs at the time of lift off
and it's one thing to sit on the cage its another to go out after all the khabib shit. these guys have some modicum of pride in their jobs; they don't want to look a fool especially from some Mexican nobody.
i play an absolute fuckton of paradox games
white people mog arabs in genetics, in every form
NICE COPE WHITEBOI
how do i get into surf fishing if i know fuck all about fishing. i just moved to someowhere about 25 minutes from the coast. havent been fishing since i was a kid. youtube? forums?
>get more pussy with a bald head than with my shit hair
yeah fuck off incel
fitbros we cant lose this one...
i use the techniques i learn from watching and studying martials arts to better beat my family
cruz rambles too much
tanks dont work no more bros. this kid is about to get blown the fuck up
His skin color makes his tats pop? Is it because they are new? Will they fade?