ITT: shit movies that suck ass

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Any marvel movie excluding raimi spiderman

So edgy and contrarian

you should have said “grossly overrated movies” instead

>Any marvel movie
>excluding
Nah, they're all shit

What about Ang Lee's HULK??

The entire Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki catalog

I am god

Citizen Kane and Birth of a Nation are so incredibly racist, and neither pass the Bechdel test. I agree with OP

What about Xmen 1 and 2

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Great poster

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Borges criticized German films because of their overuse of teratology. It's a pity that he didn't live to criticize Kubrick, but it would probably have busted the balls of his fanboys.

You see how 'Citizen Kane' is like a secular account of King Solomon.

>The best American film strips a man of his wealth
>The best British film strips a man of his empire

This

Orson Welles was a man among boys. Please KYS transzoomer.
You are worthless and weak, just like your Dad told you.

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>best
>best
they're both overrated

Replied to the wrong posy. Sorry.

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No.

You don't watch movies.

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I'M GONNA SEND YA TO SING SING, OP
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Only the HAL9000 part was any good the rest of the movie was so gay.

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based

>No.
stunning argument.

Citizen Kane's "innovations" had already been done before and Lawrence is a big expensive superproduction with impersonal direction that portrays the main character as a faggot for some reason.

this

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Ang Lee's Hulk (2003) had Hulk Dogs and actual good characterisation for Bruce Banner rather than meme Ruffalo.

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