Are there any movies that both men and women unanimously enjoy?

Titanic
Women like it more because it let's them see their roastiest fantasies on film but it's pretty tolerable for most men

Wall E

movies about wooden boats

Scott Pilgrim Vs The Universe

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fpbp

This is like my gf but she actually cooks ok

childhood is hating half the species
adulthood is realizing hating the whole species makes more sense

Pathetic

Mean girls.
Guys like the hot girls and
>women
and girls find it relatable and shit I guess.

For me, it LiT.
And FUCK roasties!

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Same, I can't tell if it's good or bad

Mean Girls is actually high-school comedy kino

You deserve to be cucked

Sounds like he will cuck her I'd anything

No, incels have artificially inflated opinions of women from a lack of actual experience.

It's volcels and married men/chads that come together over women hating.

I'm not a basedboy but boy I'm based

Fury Road

Babe

it's funny you autistic incel

I'd imagine that they (females) would like Lynch
like Lost highway or Mulholland dr.
Blue velvet and Wild at heart for sure

Have sex

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Kill Bill pt 1
Men love the hyper action and Women love to watch other women kick ass. Bonus, Uma isnt attractive at all in this movie so women dont have to feel jealous the entire time either.

anything earthy, immediate, naturalistic and primitive, with a discontinuous narrative. see women's fiction for more info.

thing is she actually went to finishing school and is an incredible cook, she's just lazy as fuck about it

every woman I've ever dated has hated the fall. It's one of my favorites, and I now use it as a "filter" movie for thots.

Anything by Miyazaki

>implying

AYO BASED HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Irreversible

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He deserves to be fucked by the same bull that fucks his girl. At the same time.

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wine aunts getting btfo is such a special treat. I relish it every time.

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I'm a guy and I don't fully understand this either to be honest? One time I met this woman who was 37 while I was 24, but I swear to god, you couldn't tell her age by her looks. I actually thought she was my age, that's how young she looked.
Anyway, the only reason her age bothered me is because she kept talking about babies and wanting to have babies

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>not being milfpilled

best all ages family movie ever made

literally true. under 25 women are the worst.

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>she kept talking about babies and wanting to have babies

That's the problem. a women that age that's dating is either a single mom, severely damaged, or insanely baby crazy. Sometimes all three.

you'd never have a kid with a 35+ year old woman when you're in your 20s though would you

To be fair, this one has a point. Some are so young and inexperienced that I doubt they'd make good partners. Immature too.

Kino

>only half
step up your hate game

wait, what? isnt that the time of a mans life, when his stupid whore wife runs off to get a divorce and take his shit that he worked for while she sat on her ass spending his money?

>That's the problem. a women that age that's dating is either a single mom, severely damaged, or insanely baby crazy. Sometimes all three.
If she has a daughter, impregnate her and her daughter. It will satisfy her baby-urges and she'd be crazy enough to go for it.

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>be in my 40's
>play in a semi popular band
>get to pound 22-26 year old pussy semi regularly
what are some kinos for this particular feel?

She's kind of right. I mean if a 40 year old is a hot MILF then what's the problem exactly?

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cast him.

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Problem Child 2.

He will possibly get cucked since a woman being the most productive in a relationship it might lead her to think she's in control and that she has the right to extra privileges

Courtney has nice big tits.

because if she's 40, hot and not married she's either divorced with kids, has an aborrent personality or is just mental

How do I get a sugar momma?

My wife loves sex and always has home-cooked meals waiting when I get home from work.

We both like The Goonies.

You're lucky women are dumb whores lol

>mature sex drive
>potentially someone who's gotten their life together by that point
>still looks hot
Sounds alright

>because if she's 40, hot and not married she's either divorced with kids
Has anyone ever dated a woman to fuck her adult children?

You like The Goonies? WTF, I don't like The Goonies. I hate you now.

Women are the niggers of the species and we should all take a page out of Cliff Booth's book and spear these roasties into the fucking deep end.

>spear these roasties into the fucking deep end
With our penises of course.

I thought niggers are the niggers of this species

Henry "BIG HANK" Cavill.

Fuck I love seeing roasties getting toasty about hitting the wall. For the first time in their life they are experiencing what it is to be a normal human being. Watching them trying to cope with reality brings me rapturous schadenfreude

Given the opportunity, I would execute 95% of the human population.

>I don't like The Goonies
You and I are enemies now!

with that attitude, i bet 95% of the population would do the same to you

Im just gonna say it: based

For anybody stuggling with a woman like this, let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

It depends. Under 25 women are fun-loving and lack the edge that post-30's women have. They may be a bit immature, but their loveliness offsets that.

>roastie realizes she's going to hit the wall

my ex enjoyed tinker tailor soldier spy

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>I would execute 100% of the human population
Fixed

What a bad image to post for the thread. I met a lot of women who enjoy Buffalo '66, despite Vincent Gallo being a literal chauvinist narcissist.

Tits or gtfo you old hag

Go back upvoting plebbittor cunt dont bring fat ham beests here

we need to kill these monsters

Pete Davidson

Not as schadenfreude as you, but it makes me wonder what the fuck were all these women thinking?
A woman's youth and beauty are her 2 strongest assets. No man thinks her degree is sexy. Being smart, funny, etc. are supplements to her attributes. Her prime is in her 20's and that's when she should nail down a guy as husband/provider. But if they fail to do that, they'll be overlooked by younger ones.

i saw the length and after the first couple sentences was hoping it would take the turn that it did. well done.

Why does she jump to "over 35" all of a sudden from 18-25? It's almost as if you shouldn't still "date" after 25, and have found a man to settle down and have kids with the last decade your body can safely bear a child?

I just unleasched the cancer to these cunts .

they in Men space . OOPs I just told all fems here they loving Nazi Chan on soc med

Your mistake was counting them as humans

26 to 29 is when some women get baby rabies and want to marry when they see their friends marry and have kids. My brother's ex-gf broke up with him because they were both 28 and despite being together for 3 years, he still didn't want to settle down.

women can't plan anything in the long term

none posts now ..lol

>earthy, immediate, naturalistic and primitive, with a discontinuous narrative
This makes a bad film?

i mean if you just wanna fuck someone sure, go for it. Being 28 I have zero in common with anyone more than 3 years younger than me. The only people that like anyone under 25 are themselves under 25

Incel thread?
Incel thread.

so he was fucking his sister? can't say i blame her for freaking out

Pic related

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I sorted it in a full tech bloke we do . in a sci fi .. no women datre post here Now ok . !

no-one hates the average woman more than the average woman

Post the last landwhale you’ve had sex with or stop LARPing as a non-Virgin

listen new fag go bag a dog to fuck or be ripped apart , dont ever here ok

Nothing wrong with having a wealthy partner supporting you friend. It’s a sign of our society maturing from the obsolete systems our forebears used to employ.

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The last girl I had sex with was in high school 4 years ago but she was hotter than anyone you’ll ever talk to.

>This is a based thread?
Yes

This one really fucks with me, she's aware she has double standards and yet she does nothing about it. Looking at it, seeing it for what it is. And then moving on as if it's not there.

>she kept talking about babies and wanting to have babies
>at 37
AHAHAHAHA

especially the woman who's wrapped around their own brains. what does a woman who actually loves herself look like? a hippie? because most of those chicks who prattle on about self-love and positive affirmations are faking it til they make it.

You're getting your memes mixed up, newfag, apparently "based" means good.

when I was a teenager, I would amuse myself with mixing cocktails for my aunts and uncles at parties. I got pretty good at it, as just a hobby.

when my ROASTIE aunts would get utterly smashed, they would all start crying about how men are all evil bastards "who don't appreciate a good woman" and "life starts at menopause", and the best thing ever "I wont suck his dick, or fuck him, so why would he have a mistress? just because I was a nervous wreck every time I was pregnant because I wasn't too sure who the fathers could have been, doesn't make me a bad person, its his fault for not being some respect for a man into me!!".

it was a huge redpill for me.

Probably been a year or more since I saw this pasta.

Congrats man. Everyone making fun is jealous. Just keep yourself in shape, cook dinner, make good conversation and keep slingin good dick and you'll be made.

You know there are people that don't have a wife, so when they come home from work, they have to take care of dinner themselves.
Yeah I know it's tough. I'm sure you work really hard, and when you get home, you want to relax and have a hot meal. So go make one, like everyone else.

the primary difference between men and women is women CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES admit that they're wrong or bad, in any way, to themselves or others. men can go "yeah im a fucking asshole, who cares" and keep on keeping on. women have to lie to themselves just to live with themselves, and usually that means we deal with the brunt of it.

Modern women haves solipsism. They seriously delude themselves that they can play and fuck all they want without serious repercussions. They're always the main characters in their story and deserve a happy ending. Men have this too, but nowhere near the amount that contemporary females. I wonder if Hollywood brainwashing people in the past 40 years with teen movies and romcoms is to blame for this?

Based an that failed freak an her fag will argue iin .. 5.. 4..3... 2 .. 1... COPS CALLED ones stabbed the other an this gay /Lezzar life
an then go do again EVERY NIGHT As COMMITED LGBGHTZWDEWSZSQVMIK lifestyle

because they're assholes

When was this? The 80's? The 90's? The 00's?

The writer for Sex & the City recently admitted that she regrets not settling down and having kids.

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7295837/Sex-City-writer-admits-regrets-choosing-career-having-children.html

Not to mention women who watched the show and emulating it also have regrets.

nypost.com/2018/06/02/dating-columnist-reveals-how-sex-and-the-city-ruined-her-life/

>wtf is this what rejection is? this can't be what i did to 90% of guys who accidentally thought they liked me
as if a roastie has any sort of introspection

This one's fucking brutal

the word soi was very triggering to certain people so you can't say it on 4channel :) thats why 4channel is known as the last bastion of free speech on the internet :)

Is she admitting that when she was that young all she had to offer was sex?
>i'm done on this cock carousel let me off pay for the rest of my life but i'll also get back on this thing when i feel like it

>I usually date men that are older than me (...) but now that I am older

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based

Keep living the NEET dream friend

As a 19 year old guy who likes older women, I don't really care about age up to a certain point. A 25 year old guy is not going to date a 40 year old, the age gap is way too big and with that gap, maturity levels are different. Is like a 13 year-old dating a 16 year-old in high school, maturity levels are different.

But 10 x 0 = 0

1999.

they were all terrible, terrible people. I had some of their bullshit taped and a bit recorded with my little camcorder, but that been lost to the years since. my one uncle who hadn't fucked his wife since she had the kids, because he had to bail her out of jail for fucking guys in a bar on the beach while coked up, 4 months after giving birth said to get to know a woman, her family, her friends, and especially her parents before you royally fuck up and marry her stupid whorish ass.

he said the only successful marriages for men, are the one where the man has an unshakable upper hand the woman cant get out from under. he also said its a lot like training a dog.

meant for

I turned it off after 10 minutes, how can people enjoy this crap?

seething

based
ITT: seething poltard incels who couldn't bed a thirsty DTF cougar for the life of them

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based melonpan

Enjoy sleeping with older woman, they're more eager to please because they know you have more options than them. My best buddy is currently fucking a 34-year-old single mom despite being 23 himself. She does everything like cook and suck his cock every morning.

that last sentence is so much truth. i know it's easy for people to go "oh thats so sexist, you just want CONTROL OVER WOMENS BODIES" but here's the thing: women only respect men who have options. you have lots of money that she doesn't, or you can fuck other women if you want, or something else like that. otherwise, they take you for granted as quickly as you lost the upper hand and it's all over. this happens time and again. they dont even realize theyre doing it because they have no sense of their own mental machinations. those that do are old and bitter.

>complains about normalfags
>post a picture of melonpan

retard

Half of my friends are married and I'm wondering which ones will end up in divorce. It's fucked up because I'm good friends with their wives and think they're great girls, but contemporary trends make me wonder just how sacrosanct marriage is today.

THIS

You'll know when you're older.

my moms dating someone close to my age (almost 20 year diff). i know what she's getting out of it, so i can only imagine the fuckig and sucking she does for him.

yeah sure. older women are just as shit at sex as younger women. they expect CHAD THUNDERCOCK when they look like john madden as a tranny.

>woman pays for his NEET boyfriend everything
>he is the one getting cucked...

Based

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i would say it's an acquired taste
my ex didn't like it

"Her best" should just be a hole, because realistically that's the trade off.

based seething wagecuck

With me, I like to have the same or similar majority levels when it comes to my mate. So, good for your friend for not caring for that.

Majority don't like it when a man is boring or shows no confidence.

BASED

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>taking advice from the guy in a failed relationship

You at least fuck her regularly?

Felt bad for the poor schmuck that married Rose. He took her as wife, gave her kids, and judging from the photos she had it seemed like she was happy and enjoyed comfort if not privilege.

But who does she reunite with after death? The con artist whom she only fucked once with.

You want women to stop being consumerist whores? Stop being one yourself.

Reminder that women think this is the most romantic thing ever

She's pretty hot and he doesn't mind being with her. He flat-out told me that he's not going to have anything serious with her and always uses his own spermacide condoms that he flushes down the toilet.

Wow right off the bat. Fucking great job user. How do the first posters always do it?

ok roastie

Jake was her first lover. So of course women are going to relate.

>Majority don't like it when a man is boring or shows no confidence.
Yep which goes to show you that modern women are ungrateful whores that only seek a provider when the bad boy isn't around to fuck and suck.

I met a 38 year old who easily passed for mid-to-late 20's at a pub a month ago, talked for a while and she kissed me. I got her number but never texted her

the end

Listen here mephisto, women are attracted to similar men. Cultivating yourself is the best chance you have at a cultuvated woman, plus if you remain single you're enjoying self improvement.

/thread

Great job, newfag

LOL, I remember when I still had photos of my first girlfriend and my (now) ex found them in one of my drawers. She got pissed and told me to throw them away. I said no because all those photos of her and other people (past friends, relatives, girls I dated) were my memories and she had no right to tell me to get rid of them.

better to learn from his mistakes than some seething roastie twitter posts or some sad whiteknight incel who puts pussy on a pedestal.

he hadnt fucked a woman older than 23 since 1986. he wised up fast.

his other words of wisdom about scamming women were style>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.substance, and the first time they get mouthy and shitty, drop them. show hoes no love.

>modern women are ungrateful whores that only seek a provider when the bad boy isn't around to fuck and suck

The thots in my HS are proof of that.

I feel bad because I'm 28 too. Surrounded by 17/18 year old college students in my work and I find them all quite dumb and insufferable.
But damn are a couple of them hot. (Fortunately an old lonely codger like me is invisible to them so I don't have to worry about any attention they could give. I mean its legal at 16 here but I don't want the drama man. It would be a bit creepy too I guess. But biology's cruel man)
I also like that innocent optimism they still have. Some even talk about hobbies and stuff sometimes.
But I've unfortunately done the whole uni thing myself already so when I do meet 20+ year olds I get flashbacks of my ugly ass sitting around working and idly hearing conversations women of that age have with each other, and how inane and disgusting it was. Especially the backstabbing.
Made me so annoyed that here we were, in an educational institution, surrounded by things to learn and discuss and with peers who should have more smarts and know better, and all they could speak about was: getting drunk, men they slept with, men they wanted to sleep with, and how Kelsey was a total bitch whenever she got up to do something on her laptop. Not even anything on the upcoming lecture. No focus.
Then when they get to those mid-late 20s and they get a boyfriend/husband their brains then suddenly go: me and my husband/boyfriend this, me and my husband/boyfriend that
Like they've lost any sense of individuality and become insecure goldfish. And its like "bitch. I'm just trying to work here. I don't want your life story. Just buy your damn food and piss off".
(Of course you can't say that out loud, not even jokingly, since we are now in a culture where everyone takes almost anything potentially offensive incredibly seriously and complains about any misservice no matter how insignificant. Definitely a big change from 10 years ago)

It's not very based. Bale supports a fashist government that illegally invaded Iraq and killed tons of innocent people.

Confirmed girls love Mulholland Dr. It lets them act artsy and pretentious for a few hours and the sex scene always turns them on

the broke ass guy giving them THE DICK isnt going to pay for them, so thats where the fat guys, the manlets, and the rest come into play.

sex is like oxygen: not that big a deal until you aren't getting any

>its his fault for not being some respect for a man into me!!"
One more time?

This is why I'm dating and will soon be marrying an Asian girl who works at her parents restaurant. She knows how to cook, she is much more innocent and traditional, she cares more about making me happy than she does about me making her happy. I suggest everyone dates an Asian girl, they are much better than white girls.

I don't understand why any self-respecting man would allow themselves to have another's sloppy seconds or thirds.

You're not lucky to have her. You didn't win the prize.

>getting upset at pasta about someone getting upset at pasta

>kept talking about babies and wanting to have babies

i.e., she doesn't even want you, she just wants babies, and you'll pay for them. Oh, how you'll pay.

But with other men I can shitpost

female pop culture is garbage. they just operate on a different wavelength and we can either accept it or not. we can either fuck them and put up w/ the bullshit or tap out and enjoy jerking off into a pocket pussy and hugging a pillow while falling asleep in a cold bed but with no daily stressors or bullshit conversation or time sinks.

there's no winning for us.

That was the red flag. Hope you find someone who can appreciate it.

it's almost as if she should have developed a personality instead of coasting on her tits.

im not gonna bank on an asian girl having this tradcath-like personality but i still find them way hotter than white girls and will try to date anyway whenever i stop being so lazy

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based and brospilled

Like you said, young college girls have that refreshing optimism and bubbliness compared to the jaded 30somethings and 40somethings.

If you can hook up with an attractive 19 year old who just wants to have fun and sex, go for it. Never hesitate or doubt because you're still in your 20's and it isn't "weird" for an undergrad girl to be with you.

>women
>personality

Pump and dump Asian girls but you never keep them around as girlfriends or wives. They're legitimately psycho and actually quite cunning as gold-diggers.

Yeah this. Ive dated long distance for a long time so it's painful not having sex, but then once I see her it becomes mundane pretty quick. I have no idea how virgins 20+ havent bought a whore or killed themselves already.

their cunning golddiggery turns me on in a way, to my detriment

Alita, we fuck 5 days a week too

>muh highschool sweetheart
>teen pregnancy
>piece of werk
>shitting out more white niglets despite having a shit marriage
>drunkard woman
>ramen
>beat the shit out of her
he got a real pretty mouth ain't he

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Meh, I pretended to be oblivious with their sneakiness. I get a qt Oriental that's DTF while she gets to be with a white dude whose 185 cm and on the wrestling team.

Just be sure to wrap your shit and not knock up one. One of my college bros accidentally (I suspected she poked holes in the condom she GAVE to him) got her pregnant and now they're hitched up. She gets to play mommy at home while he toils at his HR job.

I'm guessing that should be
>it's his fault for not beating any respect for a man into me

good man, Asian girls are superior

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>long distance
Lol

It doesn't very bad. Asian wife/housewife, comfy HR job, probably pays alright, not much effort.

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it can mean good or bad. the left tried to push it as bad her but the rest of us just kept using it as good or making fun of the left with it.

She bosses him around and he rarely goes out without her. We all told him that she was trying to lock him down because it was evident that she didn't want to work seriously after graduation and wanted to marry a white dude. He was too head over heels for her and he paid the price.

beating some respect.

these were irish women from philly. dregs of the dregs.
I've had that before myself. my sister has these roastie friends that now want to settle down in their mid 30's with a gaggle of ugly children and no man to pay for them all. they even tried to lay the bullshit line of "all of us girls really had a thing for you when we were younger". when I ask why I wasn't good enough then, instead of the lowlifes they went after, I got the STOP USING LOGIC YOU GODDAMN EVIL MAN WHO ONLY THINKS OF SEX AND DRUGS NOW PAY FOR MY SUBOXONE, HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY DADDY ISSUES!! rants.

this was me seeing her one friend over the 4th of July
youtube.com/watch?v=oNhND0-qYSc

Asian girlfriend cooking > white girlfriend cooking >black girlfriend cooking

Latina girlfriend cooking is the best. My Chilean girl always fed me well.

Well for me I solved it by fully spiraling into my fetish to the point when rather than have sex I actually prefer jerking it for an hour to 3D renders of girls using shrunken men as anal toys

How are Latinas with hygiene though? I imagine it's like in India where they wipe their ass with their right hand, and then get a high concentration of fecal matter into their meals

My friend is currently married to an Asian girl and she's wonderful. Not the hottest person, but certainly cute. Me and her see each other like siblings and the rest of her friend group treats her with the greatest amount of respect you can imagine. Her husband is also a great guy and is always helping me out and treats me like I'm part of his family.

She knows her way around the Gamecube controller and her husband loves that about her.

There are more women in China alone than there are white women worldwide. So it's not surprising that there'd be a great variety of Asian women, some of them great, some of them not so great.

This reminds me of this INCREDIBLY nerdy Taiwanese dude on campus who became rich and successful. And in junior year, he managed to hook up with a gorgeous Polish girl who genuinely loved him (this was way before he hit it big) because he was funny and treated her with respect. A lot of girls (and some guys) bashed the shit out of those 2, but now he's an investment banker with millions and has 3 kids with his still gorgeous Polish wife.

You cannot imagine how much those ex-coeds seethed at their mansion and lake house as well as the fabulous trips they post on Instagram to Argentina, Switzerland, Thailand, etc.

this movie is so pretty
i love it

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hell yeah brother

It depends. My Chilean girl always showered/bath twice a day. She was also a qt tomboy that preferred sneakers and jeans (goddamn her ass was amazing).

I really don't understand who doesn't shower/bathe everyday and brush their teeth.

As a person who is also Latino and have relatives who are really more into the culture than me, I can confirm that they act like they live in a third world country. My family avoids those people. We act more "white" than Latino since we have more of a conservative view.

you are the gf then

you just havent dated the right type. i think western born are often terrible, koreans are the same. chinese women are 50/50 but all are absolutely awful compared to wonderful japs

Here's something you guys might like and is relevant to this discussion.

Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).

swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html

I'm German and I haven't showered in three days

Eh. I've mostly given up on it.
I only feel lonely right now because its the summer and young couples and attractive young women are everywhere rubbing this stuff in my face.
It subsides. And as I get older, my sex drive continues to plummet so you know I think I could handle never having had sex or dealing with women in my life at all. I'm a loner introvert anyway who likes having his free time and is aloof in general.
Just like masturbate once every week or two weeks and spend the rest of my time doing my hobbies, learning things, do my work, care for my disabled younger brother, and helping my idiot older brother raise his children he accidentally brought into this world by being the coolest uncle.
I played Super Mario 64 on a projector with one of my nephews yesterday. That was fun watching him mess up over and over on the big screen.
Best thing about being an Uncle is you can hand them back over at the end of the day and have a rest. They're good kids. Funny and smart, and I'm going to make sure they stay that way even if it means tricking my brother into doing nice things for them now and again.
Still, its annoying not being able to have a comfy movie night cuddling up to a cute girl who wants to watch a good movie or two in my mini cinema.
Maybe some day I'll find her, but I'm not betting on it. Far too cynical for fools hope.

when you see a cougar i see a husk, a zombie

There is no right type. I don't mind fucking Asians but I eventually wants to have kids who aren't mixed and can fit in society.

at this point in my life, im willing and able to support some lazy nip/zip who stays at home with our beautiful hapa daughter/future wife. if she cooks, fucks me, and protects the future Mrs., i dont give a fuck what else she does.

WHY??? Are your pipes damaged or something?

I honestly don't think there are any.

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What if she births a boy? That's a potential Supreme Gentleman.

mine definitely cheated to exit it.
thats a risk worth taking

Absolutely fucking based.

Everything about modern society is suicide-inducing. I really don't see myself living past my 30s.

I'm a N.E.E.T. so it doesn't matter.

>had her fun when she was young but berates men for doing the same now that they've earned the opportunity
>desperate but turned off by desperation in others
people keep saying women are more empathetic than men, but they constantly demonstrate the opposite

what would happen if you sat down with someone like this and pointed out all the incongruities and double standards in their thinking?

She'd flip her shit and turn it against you. Probably accuse you of misogyny, her past doesn't matter, it was sexual exploration, you're an incel with a shirimp-dick. She'll never admit that she fucked up big time and has double standards.

women arent more empathetic, theyre more emotional, and people mistake emotionalism for empathy.

Unironically good advice.

Yeah, I'm thinking BASED

hahaha
>FOR MEN: do you avoid dating women over 35 because you will feel rushed or feel there wont be enough time to get to know her?
maybe cause they aren't attractive anymore honey

also:

>im talking about men who want to get married and then put it off till the last minute and then want somebody in their 20's

want as if we cant get that easily and have a better relationship and life than if we married a used up feminist roastie

>t. Mehmet

On the train with my foreign friend he said our culture was more open to women over 30, there wasnt so much pressure.

I said yeah in theory maybe but even if we dont say it, the reality is the same, we arent going to date a woman over 30, there IS a stigma even if we don't mention it.

the roasties around me in the train were seething.

Everytime

i agree here. if theyre mixed (half jaapnese) raise them in japan where even the guys will be popular and their white half will seem like something to be proud of not unfashionable

sure smells like incel in here

Suicide is natural selection, if you commit suicide, you're giving (((insert evil bogeyman entity here))) what they want, people cutting themselves off from a chance at turning their life into a positive one. If you're not dead yet, you can continue to persevere, and work towards one day not suffering, thus spiting both (((them))) and everyone who would've wished the worst upon you. Every moment you're alive is in spite to someone else. At least one person in the world is seething at your continued existence, and would moreso at you creating a happy life for yourself, and instead of that being a contributing factor to a mindset of "well, if i'm dead, i'm at least benefiting someone, so lol i'll kill myself." Live off this spite, at least for now, and find hope.

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Let's see some more of this stuff

i just sort of gave up
im not complaining im an incel, just mostly wish a lot of things and contemplate suicide daily

all of Wes Anderson's shit applies to OP
also why did I drop out of college, I was on second base with an albino girl
fuck this gay timeline

>implying
Annoying 20 year olds grow up to be annoying 30 year olds, it's just women

Has anyone actually tried chasing women over 35?
Think of those girls in high school you had crushes on. They were always taken. And as soon as they break up - Chad 2.0 takes her the next week. In a society as interconnected and vast as ours, there will always be reasons why that 30-something, somewhat attractive woman is single.

looks like the princess bride

You don't have a likable personality. Nobody likes you.

>is this the incel thread?

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I don't give a shit about trying to get back at anyone, I would rather just end things.

Is this all some kind of meme? I can't believe these people don't feel any kind of irony in what they're saying. They could've all easily settled down but decided not to and now no one wants them it's everyone else who has the problem?

Most of them were probably sleeping with older guys when they were in their 20s and ignoring men their own age.

>mfw have had a mommygf since I was 20 and she was 38
>mfw 5 years later still living the dream

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pretty much, and im not upset that you posted a generic bait reply
i just wish i had luck, and opportunity that motivated me to change
and didnt really hate myself too, which i know is connected to confidence
no need to bait anymore, because i know

im not angry at the world, im upset at stupid people and boomers who fucked over this world

Make him into a girl.

I'm Russian and I haven't showered in three weeks. Haven't brushed my teeth for about half a year by this point. I've also got a full beard because I stopped shaving about three years ago

It wasn't bait.

Career is a good excuse. Doctors just don't have the time for relationships - stuff like that. Just writing people off can be a bit stupid at times if you end up meeting someone you like.

Wouldn't recommend it for a relationship though unless you either immediately want a family or don't want one.

They only get to ride that meme because their communicative inclinations are so autistic that they occasionally need to be called upon as interpreters when another woman is being especially obtuse, and even then they rarely give an accurate assessment. They revel in pointless complication.

Career isn't an excuse. That's complete bullshit. It may be an excuse for not having children, but it's not an excuse for being single.

reverse-baiting, nice try again, but at least you got something out of it
cheers user, and may you get more generic (You)s

im off to abuse some ritalin and enjoy having a movie binge

They got us kicked out of the Garden of Eden?

Holy shit BASED

If you end things, you'll never have a chance at a happy life.

it actually worried me recently that older women will consider me in their scope. i know that sounds bad but i sat down next to a woman at a cafe who is an old woman to me, probably only 40 but i felt she could be my mum. she starts talking to me and i was halfway through a conversation with her like you'd have with any old person who talked to you.

then i realised she might actually be hitting on me, asking about my job and such. giving me details on hers.

Of course I'm 32 and dating 21 year old women, as is normal.

>I'm 32
Better take your Boniva gramps

It’s fine if she’s just looking for casual sex but let’s be honest that’s never the case otherwise she wouldn’t be posting stupid shit like that. Men don’t want to commit any amount of time outside of sex unless the woman seems like a potential mate for kids or keeping around for whatever his reasons are. There’s no reason to entertain a woman otherwise.

Just go on any dating website and you’ll see older women on there with profiles like “I’m not here for sex and don’t want to see your junk! Take me on adventures!”. No bitch that takes money and time and that’s all for me. If I bring a woman along she’s going to be my hot young slam piece.

...and that's a good thing. the garden was shit, Eve and the snake are our saviors.

I already don't have a chance. Robin Williams and Chester Bennington were a billion times better than either of us in every single way, did more living in a day than you or I will in our entire lives, and their lives still ended in suicide.

I picked up a 37 y/o girl like a month ago in some friend's birthday party. She looked younger, and told me she thought I'd be scared off when she told me her age. Her tits were a bit pancakey but she was hot, so still banged. She was incredibly fucking wild in bed. After that, when we were laying, she dropped then entire "you're pretty mature do you think you'll ever want children" thing. Instant turn off, never seen her again. Why do women do that?

Nice quads

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honestly a nice way of looking at things

>it's not an excuse for being single

Relationships take effort. You would be surprised at how people can get pissy if you're not available all the time - it's especially true if you're both career driven so you end up never seeing each other. 2 weeks without seeing each-other and things will sizzle out 99% of the time.

Well if it makes you feel better, yes I was baiting. Just trying to get a rise out of you mate haha :D

don't do it, we love you

>Haven't brushed my teeth for about half a year by this point.

Why? You'll wreck your teeth forever and may literally die of an oral infection. Now you're going to tell me you're suicidal and don't care, but you might as well be suicidal without toothache and the inability to taste food properly.

im 35 and after divorce went out a few times, once in a while by myself, mostly with whichever friend was visiting or i myself was visiting. the first time i got approached, i had no idea what was actually going on. this obese 48 year old woman. she was trying to get my friend and i to follow her and her fat younger friend to a bar to "introduce me to her stepdaughter". i was too drunk to drive that far, so i went back home an dmy friend informed me that she was hitting on me all night. i guess i just never would've assumed that some old lady would hit on me like that. the next time it happened, i realized it pretty fast and kept my distance.

This movie feels like the modern version of this

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>>Of course I'm 32 and dating 21 year old women, as is normal.
teach me your ways, wise sage
no seriously, howd you pull that off

Jokes on you, I smoke two packs a day, I already can't taste anything except ash.

With none of the charm or talent

somebody is angry enough to make this kek

No you don't. All I am is text on a screen. For all you know I could be a chatbot.

its normal man, just be around people or use tinder. Study if you can afford it, classes are a great way to be around people.

for 21 year olds, 30 year olds are their "type".

OLD SW ... Loved it . now .. I crzzeee shitr ~Right ..

Nah you cunt, we care about you. I care about all the rejects here. Even if we never interacted, or you called me a pleb faggot for liking the scott pilgrim movie, you're a bit of an outcast like I am, and we share each other's misery together. Stop being a nigger, you're gonna make it. We're all gonna make it.

>imagine having taste this bad

t. NEET or union job wagie
Try starting your own business from scratch, first 3 years you dont even know what weekends look like

Crazily enough you could rinse your mouth with water before eating.

Also, the oral infection can spread to your bones and rot your head away.

The comic is clearly mocking men who think being taller would drown them in pussy. Obviously the leg surgery also cripples you for life - he'll never sprint or run properly again.

i had to drop out of college for medical reasons; been working at a prestigeous independent hardware store for 5 years (trust me, it has everything - we're not a normal hardware or home depot, we got kitchen, garden, sports, fireplaces, etc)

but with the clear signs of being out of business in 4 years ish, i see, along with mediocre pay with standard of living, im thinking of going to starbucks (from having my own business card to being at the counter, makes me have second thoughts)

i imagine id be surrounded by chicks (all i see working at starbucks) all day, not sure if this is a smart idea or not, but the tuitition reimbursement seems like a hot deal to just get a quick associates or at least score a job where theyll pay me to finish my engineering degree

fuck, enjoy my blog, hope you got that 1 feedback for me, cheers and well, thank you for the brief

You said you're not even thirty yet, so you still have a chance. Don't give up hope, user.
>they were a million times better than either of us
Sure, but who's to say that no one should ever try to live because of that?

>Are there any movies that both men and women unanimously enjoy
You can always go back to the classics to find common ground:

> Casablanca
> Some Like it Hot
> North by Northwest
> It happened One Night
> Charade

Just look for movies that have romance and action/comedy/suspense.

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>user please give feed me your seed

ah classic Tom

I bet facebook roasties seethe over this screenshot all day every day

hahahaha

>built him up
sure love you did all the work

under 25 are happy, 26 is gross, roastie

Why does the gas can have a flame on it?

the same woman would seethe about men dating younger women like leo dicaprio does. then she goes and wants younger men to be interested in her.

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>tfw 29 year old male who's never had a serious gf in my life

Is there any hope for me at this point?

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>a billion times better than either of us in every single way
You're wrong.

Why would they give a fuck that some stranger dates a younger girl? It’s not like he would date them.

Of course there is, that's what hope is all about. But will you be able to re-live 10 years of loneliness, and will able to enjoy rest of your life, knowing what you missed all this time?

>i wonder what things men and women have in common
>i know, i'll ask a bunch of incels

cringe

The serpent is called the morning star, who else in the bible calls himself the morning star?

Where did you meet her

It's a fake profile made by an incel using a pic he stole from another profile. The idea is to show women only care about looks and will date a handsome man who despises them.

In reality the women who swipe him either didn't read the text or think he's joking. Last time I went on tinder the first match was a chick with tattoos and piercings everywhere and her profile said "If you swipe left your mother will die in her sleep tonight" I should have SNAPped it into my cringe compilation.

have sex
one of many, yes

Very pretty movie. Kinda pretentious

at sneeds

I literally hate 99.9999% of the human race. Most of you dying would objectively make the world a better place.

Chads constantly talk shit about how bad women are though.

uhuh

we all dont like em. theyre very hard to live with. when things are good, theyre great, but whe ntheyre not, you want to gnaw your own fucking feet off to escape their bullshit. but...vagina.

this is why I'm gay

i know enough gay people to know that men can act like catty cunts just as much as women. i guess the pos (other than HIV) is way more no strings sex and threesomes. you take the good with the bad, i guess. still, must be nice to be able to be legitimately best friends with the person you're fucking.

Gay men seem more incapable of love than women. They're basically more successful at being trash

>must be nice to be able to be legitimately best friends with the person you're fucking.
This is the true benefit to being gay.

>Gay men seem more incapable of love than women.
You're an idiot lol, gay people get more emotionally hurt from breakups than straight men.
>inb4 they fuck more
so what, they can separate sex from relationships

pre-woke-era gay men are some of the most duplicitous people ive ever known. imagine having to hide your sexual preference for your entire life. teaches you how to lie and resent people. makes me understand why a lot of gay dudes are vindictive bastards.

I'm only speaking from direct experience from people i worked with. Basically it's the bitchyness of women with the competence of men. I didn't have an opinion beforehand

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