UFC ON ESPN 34 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #1

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I completely forgot the UFC changed their overlay again. why did they do it?

Imgine even asking b. Had a comfy day witht he senpai (had a bbq) but fight nights are my time to get smashed and she knows it

>kevin croom fighting at 135
holy shit how, he fought gaethje at 155 when he wasn't an old man

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henlo fren

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CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEM COOOOOOOMY

HEEEEEEEEEMMM

HOLY HEEEEEEM

OHHHHHHHHHH HEEM STOPPY

Croombros... we're getting cut

get fucked, croomers

yay early heeeem time for 15 minutes of ads

COOM BROS

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First and last time I ever listen to MMA Guru. Idk why you fags put my onto that fat idiot. I just knew he was a dumbass. Sure enough it's already been proven true.

What a stupid stoppage. FFS literally just let him heem him.

What part of Mongolia are you from bros

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Socrates would have taken those punches

Bros.....

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my ancestor :)

>tries to be a reach bully
>gets what he fucking deserves
pottery

This ain't a ppv cazzie

Fuck Dana

hilarious face plant

I'm croomingggggggggggg brothers. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MMA Guru is a fat retard that can't fight.

>another prospect to watch
he's not a fucking prospect if he's already settled in

is this from that one blacked fans picture

itä-toppila b

>only successful fight in the UFC is at LW
>cutbabby to FW and lose twice
>cutbabby to BW and get heemed in under a minute
Croombros why the fuck is he so dumb?

If I saw her walking down the street like this I would literally rape her. I know its wrong, but what am I suppose to do?

wtf I made a vanilla iced latte and the fight is already over

>go out for a cheeky smoke
>miss the heem
>come back for wmma
what the fuck

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hahah DC looking big

smile and ask her on a date

ahahhhaahhaahhaha

no need to tell me, I agree

who's that AOC lookin bitch cage side

>Listening to youtube whos
monumental sotry loss b

Good lad. I was testing you. You are a real one.

youtu.be/unQAP7egJv4
Never listen to this fat idiot. I trusted my own instincts and won last week. This week I trust your fat faggot youtuber and I lost on the first fight.

I will mute every single post fight interview.

fuck knows, user. Just saved it from a thread a while back

>wmma

POST YOUR WMMA FACE NOW

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Heem told me he knew his shit. Last week I trusted my own guts and won. This week I pick your fat ginger daddy who looks like he plays call of duty and eats doritos and sure enough. Picks heemed after the first fight. Look at the fat fuck. I knew he was a know it all retard who knows nothing about MMA.

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P-please goyim, tell me the Palestinian BVLL doesn't have a shot tonight...

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Thanks b

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WMMA BASED

Wow user. Great performance out there tonight. Was there anything about your opponent that surprised you? Who do you want next?

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MMA Guru sucks. I just lost 5 dollars because of this fat retard.

Croombros

BLACK is not to be told
black is to be sold

im just not gonna watch it

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Yeah let me take it up with him for you lad

I only post on fightnights b, i have a life. Stop blaming heem and a youtube who for your own ineptitudes

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thank god wmma is on i need to shit real bad perfect timing

>Heem told me

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Cute!

>he takes 15 minute shits

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>wmma

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you suck for listening to mma guru you retard

Heem sucks and I will never trust your youtube commentators again.

good thing I was holding in my shit for croom

I wanna eat a rabbit stew right now so badly bros

did he tell you croom was going to win or something?

>open crack
>wmma
not like this bros

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are you the mexican /an/ poster

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Planet of the rapes

Do something about it

>Sam Hughes

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i thought this apex shit was over what happened to the crowds!? it's gonna be this shit again for like the next two weeks!??

BEAST OF A WALKOUT SONG
full autism

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me on the right

youtu.be/unQAP7egJv4
Your fat boy sucks and just lost me my 5 dollar parlay. When I bet my guts I won. I know more about MMA than fatMA guru.

I'm just waiting for the CM Phil Slayer fight next weekend

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Those are some good lads. I like this crowd webm.

you fucking goof! you're supposed to bet the OPPOSITE of what guru says!

Poor DC has to sit there and pretend to give shit about this.

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Vicente Luque vs. What's his name again?
Caio Borralho vs. Гaджи Oмapгaджиeв
Miguel Baeza vs. Andre Fialho
Mayra Bueno Silva vs. 武亚楠
Pat Sabatini vs. TJ Laramie
Mounir Lazzez vs. Ange Loosa

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That's me.

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you just know

That's retarded too. You said the fatass knew his shit. You're all fucking retarded.

thats what happen when you need man made addictions for weak people

>when the walkout song is more epic than the fight

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Gaayru seethes and is incel

i dont even watch guru b

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based

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>He listens to mmaguru

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Those numbers are absolutely pitiful no one gives a FUCK about this card lmao

checked

he has the p4p worst takes on youtube. let this be a lesson

Лyк peпчaтый
Чypкa
Mигeль
Узкoплёнoчнaя
Шaбaт шoлoм
Myниp

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MMA Guru is fat and sucks and I only know about him because of heem therefore heem sucks

Sorry picksbro, I literally don't give a fuck about this card, I'll be going to sleep after the Barnett fight

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Anyone else thinks istela nunes is cute?

I’ve never even heard guru speak anyone who watches that fat poof is fucking retarded

Ready as always to enjoy a delightful evening of fisticuffs with you fine gentlemen

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Luque
Borralho
Baeza
Silva
Sabatina
Loosa

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/heem/ when will you stop watching UFC? What is your line?

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checked and BOINGpilled

Belal via lay and pray
Oмapгaджиeв
Baeza
武亚楠
Sabatini
Loosa

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>dem digits

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kek would never be me
I only listen to TheWeasle and Chael because they know what they're talking about

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Muhammad "Basedlal" Belal
Гaджи Oмapгaджиeв
Miguel Baeza
Mayra Bueno Silva
TJ Laramie
Ange Loosa

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Luque
Borralho
Baeza
Silva
Sabatini
Lazzez

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This was the ad below

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Oh its WMMA...

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Luque
Borralho
Fialho
Silva
Sabatini
Lazzez

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Vicente Luque
Caio Borralho
Andre Fialho
武亚楠
TJ Laramie
Ange Loosa

>My Ultimate BOY LVQVE
>Gadzhi
>Baeza
>Silva
>Sabbatini
>Lazzez

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Bellend
O̸̖̒м̶̨̜́̓̈́a̸̘̎̓͘p̷̏ͅѓ̷͔͛͒͝ḁ̸̝̰́̈́̂д̸̗̟͎̈͛̍ӝ̸͓͕̪́̿̏̉и̵̱̣̘͐e̸̡̗͍̝͛̈̈́͠в̵̜͍̌̽̐
Baeza
>pic related
Sabatini
Loosanus

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>luque
>omargadzhiev
>baeza
>silva
>sabatini
>lazzez

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Did you guys know referee Mark Smith was a USAF fighter pilot? Now you do.

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The first fucking pick I pick the heem approved youtubers choice and lose. Fuck heem. You're a bunch of casual trash. I even had skepticism picking Croom when I researched but I said "hey, heemtards like him maybe he knows his shit." Sure e fucking nough the fat retard who couldn't run a mile knows nothing about MMA.

I'm getting drunk as fuck home and going to a bar after the heems.

Luque
Gadzhilla
Fialho
Bueno Silva
Sabatini
Mounir

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>it’s in an empty room instead of an arena fight night
This shit is so gay when it’s like that. Feels like a practice instead of a big fight.

If/when Dana dies/retires.

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Vicente Luque
Gadzhi Omargadzhiev
Andre Fialho
Mayra Bueno Silva
Pat Sabatini
Mounir Lazzez

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b it's 5 dollars. take it easy

Vicente Luque
Caio Borralho
Andre Fialho
武亚楠
TJ Laramie
Ange Loosa

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Vicefags cope

pity he couldn't bring his aeroplane into the octagon, then we might've had a dogfight

Me too THE Weasel is alright and chael is memei also cant stand that faggot slack

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this but bruce buffer

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Fat Guru thinks Decisionator Muhammad is going to finish Luque when he has hardly any finishes and part of his reasoning for him winning is that "there hasn't been a UFC main event upset in a long time."

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>Luque
>the Russian
>Baeza
>not the Asian
>his name rhymes with tiny
>Lazzez

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