JOSH: Drake, where's Epstein?!?!
DRAKE: He’s right in there. See, I put him on suicide watch.
[laugh track]
JOSH: You were supposed to monitor him constantly.
DRAKE: Dude, I'm gonna!
JOSH: Oh really?
DRAKE: Yes!
JOSH: So go check on him!
DRAKE: Okay, I will!
[laugh track]
[rattles the door, peeps through the door, turns around]
DRAKE: ...I see the problem.
JOSH: Oh do ya?
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(((Megan)))
GODDAMN IT
Reminder that Drake wasn't actually dumb until around Season 3
liar
Epsneed
In season 1 at least he was definitely not retard tier like he was later. He wasn't smart per se but he was normal.
Based. This, The Amanda Show and Ned’s Declassified are Schneider’s trinity. Under that is the cunnykino like Zoey 101 and Victorious.
>Ned's
>Schneider
What mean by this
Indeed. The flanderization was cringe.
put me in the reddit screencap
My B. explains why it’s the real standout one. Funniest of all of them.
If I see this on r/Yea Forums I'm gonna put a cap in someone's posterior.
it wasn't really funny the first time either but at least you have an appropriate pic to go along with it
Why didn’t josh invite drake to his wedding? What a back stabbing faggot.
Because Josh is a phony faggot.
too late someone grabbed it from /pol/
I dont get it
Would you invite a coworker from your old job to your wedding that you haven't seen for 12 years?
epstein wasn't on suicide watch when he died
They've made cringey YouTube videos since though.
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE
But epstein found a way out of life
you're right. it makes prefect sense that one of the most high-profile inmates who tried to commit suicide recently be put off suicide watch.
IF YOU OPEN UP MY CEEEEEEEELL
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO KILL MYSELF
BUT IF YOU GO INSIDE I'M SURE I'LL DIE
OVER MY SHOULDER I KNOW THAT YOU TOLD ME THE CLINTONS WILL ALWAYS BE HUNTING YOU DOWN, MAKE YOU DROOOOOOOOWN
SO DON'T TURN AROUND
*muffled screams for help*
I feel like this is a reddit joke
it is. I literally saw this on r/destiny earlier today
Reminder that Dan is /ourguy/
>DUDE ITS SO FUNNY A NATIONAL SCANDAL ON GLOBAL CORRUPTION IS HILARIOUS XD XD
>PUT ME IN LE SCREENCAP BROS!!!!
>stop having fun!
Have sex, incel
Holy shit I've considered myself educated on Schneider's affairs but never seen this pic, sauce?
>he still takes ClownWorld™ seriously
NGMI
Rare Dan I found in an old Victorious thread on the archive. I like to browse old Yea Forums because it’s comfy. Schneider threads have been kino for a long time.
Very original faggot
>I never thought it would be so simple but
>Bill found a way, Bill found a waaay
Woah man just take it easy
>posts sadfrog
do you think they told him they were taking him off?
>alright jeffrey were taking you off suicide watch. no funny business, you pinky swore you wouldnt do anything.
>btw the clintons are coming to visit and you can use these new bed sheets as a rope
>this fucking thread
Josh is a narcissist douche now, he just oozes those vibes. Drake became a hasbeen trying to cling on to the only game he had while Josh became a social media star and met relatively bigger people than someone who spends every day at Disneyland.
>Gets killed right after he's taken off suicide watch.
(((Coincidence))) strikes again.
>Getting the quote wrong
Best thread on the board in literal years
ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR
HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
It's literally taken straight from reddit lmao
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>THE MOVIE? SLAMMIN
>THE SOUNDSYSTEM? BUMPIN
>THE POPCORN? DARE I SAY....
>P O P P I N
This exact thread was posted yesterday.
Some guy even made this
I ain't callin you an uber
LOOK AT DRAKE'S HEAD
this.
Here I'll put it in a language you can understand:
FARMER 2: Farmer 1, where's Mr. Salad Fork?!?!
FARMER 1: He’s right in there. See, I put him on city slicker watch.
[laugh track]
FARMER 2: You were supposed to monitor him constantly.
FARMER 1: Dude, I'm gonna!
FARMER 2: Oh really?
FARMER 1: Yes!
FARMER 2: So go check on him!
FARMER 1: Okay, I will!
[laugh track]
[rattles the door, peeps through Sneed's Feed & Seed, turns around]
FARMER 1: Well la dee da...I see the problem. (formerly unforeseen)
FARMER 2: Oh do ya?
Ned = Drake & Josh > all
Holy shit my sides
>replace a pretty funny joke with a soulless Sneed meme
absolutely cringe.
I wonder how much money they had to spend on CGI clothes for this?
Kek
Reposting is caring user.
breddy good all around
>Suicidal guy with high-profile connections mysteriously suicided right after being taken OFF suicide watch.
Whoa whoa whoa, who?
Formerly suicidal
game grumps?
Top kek
megan was epic
Because Drake is a goy
fucking kino
Implying I care about some whore who is 15 sucking a dick. Wow a dick like she doesn't suck plenty still. I had cancer for 5 years as a kid but truly my heart aches for a teenager sucking a penis with a rich family
>i like dick
ftfy
I never watched this shit because I'm not a zoomer, but from the few clips I've seen from the past, I read this exactly in their voices.
Perfect.
WELL I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE AND
It was posted here, then stolen and posted on reddit, then stolen and posted back here again
kek
Listen here user, no matter what you do keep making content like this
I had a large tube shoved up my ass against my will. I'd rather have sucked a dick
These girls didn't even know what country they were brought to ...
Those are mannequins
they are children Jacko killed and made into man ne quin
I don't get it.
>Millions of Americans abducted by extraterrestrials and RAPED every year
>Hurr durr look at this Epstein guy
Fucking pathetic
Good shit lads, good shit
the fuck were you doing there homo
Have you ever seen him smile? reptilian if i ever saw one.
Terrible fucking thread tbqh
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIND
>Calling based Dan a reptilian
Fucking Klaxor you'll hang when the time comes
based
I meant Epstein
>loses the baby fat, lifts some weight, invests his money properly unlike Drake and can live comfortably
>no longer has to be the funny, fat sidekick character IRL
I can't blame him, desu.
More like Sneed watch
Someone make this good.
Did what?
He got lipo suction and his well connected well off parents took care of his money.
As a matter of fact, dude gets lipo every time he puts on a few dozen pounds. He's never actually worked out seriously a day in his life.
working out is for cucks with no money
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