>be me
>be 35 and married
>really want to see Dora to jerk off but know it’d be fucking weird to go
>realize I have two kids aged 7 and 5
>take them on weekend and sit it back row
>just a good Dad taking his kids to a fun movie
>wait for kids to get distracted by the movie and start touching myself
>some really good shots of her
>actually getting hard during Dora and the Lost City of Gold
>movie finishes and I go home and jerk off to more images of Dora
>wife making meatloaf again that night
>feeling borderline suicidal at this point
Be me
Mason Reed
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Julian Brown
Who the fuck wants to jerk to Dora and why?
Easton Roberts
I can’t upload images but she’s ridiculously beautiful
Aiden Carter
sing us a song, oh do!
suck it up OP. there's probably billions of little mexican kids that don't even get meatloaf & shit.
Oliver Thomas
Is your 7 yr old a girl?
Kevin Campbell
Ayden Johnson
AHHHHHH MONER MAKES ME BONER
Carson Richardson
That sucks if it’s true.
I’m sort of near her age and can at least hope to land a lookalike
Imagine falling desperately in love with Moner when you are already married with kids
Jackson White
I feel ya bro.
Ryan Nelson
No both boys
Brandon James
[THROBBING INTENSIFIES]
Hunter Lee
Minus the poop and fart jokes, it was actually a solid kid's movie.
That cartoon section was fucking kino too
Joseph Parker
John Hill
Because Isabela Moner is absurdly hot
Christopher Sanchez
cringe larp
Jayden Reyes
Cross dress them and jerk off.
Thomas Wright
Jesus christ Moner waifufags are fucking pathetic.
Thomas Gomez
if they ever annoy you just remember
you will never pass
Dylan Murphy
lmao seething monerfag.
Josiah Hall
My wife's meatloaf is god-tier.
Parker Jenkins
Brayden Nelson
>be Yea Forums
>make fun of capeshit for being childish
>go to see a DORA THE EXPLORER movie because MUH WAIFU
Another reason to never take anything in this shithole seriously.
Cameron Perry
Liam Campbell
she already peaked at ~16
Chase Morales
Dora the whore-a
Isaiah Collins
Carson Rivera
>the way her lips stick together
LET ME TASTE THAT FUCKING GLOSS
Aaron Watson
blah blah blah
Jaxon Foster
Austin Wright
Jason Cooper
Your wife tells me the same thing when I pound her my meat loaf.
Chase Smith
Nathan Roberts
If capeshit movies made my pee pee hard then I'd go see them but seeing as how they're filled with post wall roasties that ain't happening
Joseph Scott
Did they touch themselves too? Did they get little erections seeing Moner on the big screen? Give details.
Parker Adams
Brandon Hill
Ryan Lewis
Samuel Watson
Christian Baker
Liam Peterson
Sebastian Perez
Why do here lips have to be so perfect!
Matthew Peterson
Henry Peterson
I don't know if this is real, but I'm so glad I have a petite brown qt Latina/Vietnamese gf so I don't have to do this.
Henry Martin
wow
Grayson Wright
Lewd girl
Sebastian Cox
Luis Morris
Isaiah Barnes
>Had a dry few months, was not getting my Pedo killing royalties from Perverted Justice... work was running thin.
>Feel like the Epstein killing had run all the Pedo rats underground...
>Sat at home alone drinking Steel Reserve and watching reruns of Chris Hansen
>See a trailer for the Dora flick
>Bingo
>Go to the next screeneing armed with my PedoKilling Stakecaster, my Anti-Pedo FlameBlaster and my Nonce-B-Gon grenades
>Film starts
>I know the audience is full of "dads" lsting after the innocent Moner
>I open fire, blasting hot death on the entire theatre, the Pedos died screaming. The many children caught in the blast were saved from having to be raised Pedo, death was best for them.
>Get a cold coke Zero from the concession stand
Jayden Martinez
>coke zero
Stopped reading there
Robert Taylor
Dominic Moore
Jacob Rogers
Nicholas Moore
Elijah Hernandez
Isaiah Lee
She's 18 dumbass, should have been in Transformers 5 back in 2017 if you wanted to catch some pedo meatbeaters.
Angel Ross
Thomas Richardson
Hudson Anderson
that's a big phone
Jackson Rivera
nah she's just really smol
Luis Nelson
So, someone at nick saw this and decided she was the perfect girl to play dora? or was she casted and decided the perfect way to celebrate it was to make a slutty dora cosplay?
Lincoln Fisher
she's young, beautiful, hispanic and got some solid buzz right now after some well received roles, she was an obvious choice
Levi Morales
She was Dora for Halloween way before getting cast
Nathaniel Torres
I WANT TO GIVE MONER MY BONER!
Ian Parker
Adrian Nelson
Nobody jerks off to Dora, everyone jerks off to Isabella Moner.
Anthony Myers
The tranny argument doesn't work for everything incel.
Luke Gray
>it's a Moner thread
Jaxon Robinson
>The tranny argument doesn't work for everything incel.
Logan Fisher
EEEWWW SJW niggas are always balding
Christopher Jones
Would you do it bros?
Ethan Diaz
wtf is she doing. Is she TRYING to look like Iggy?
even looks like she got a spray on tan
fucking wrecked
Anthony Price
Why suicidal?
Blake Torres
naturally
Joseph Rogers
She’s pretty white naturally
Asher Reed
which was a good thing. Now she looks like the
James Walker
prove it
Asher Young
*looks like the Crispy Colonel
Robert Miller
her nipples are pink
Owen James
bruh i was there we could all here you breathing hard
Cooper Miller
>Ywn cuddle with her and feel her cold feets on your legs
Why even live?
Anthony Scott
Joseph Hall
I would but I can’t upload images
Hunter Phillips
Jordan Cox
Charles Reyes
>>realize I have two kids aged 7 and 5
John Thomas
Top Kek
Thomas Turner
>the secret to watching movies like this without getting weird looks is to have children
>too ugly to ever have that
Samuel Anderson
Moner is Yea Forums's ultimate waifu
Andrew King
>mfw reading OP
Brody Rivera
I left before the movie ended. Did she ever get killed or raped by a bunch of local natives at least? Fucking hated her so much, completely unlikable cunt.
Brody Sanchez
P I T S
I
T
S
Matthew Diaz
no
Ayden Evans
How did you "realize" you have two kids? Did you forget or something?
Joshua Morris
Connor Stewart
Ian Green
maricón
Samuel Lopez
no>
>119463269
sí
Bentley Wright
I want to bone Mone
Andrew Bailey
Dora is more stacked than Lara Croft now. What world are we living in bros. fuck Nelson Mandela
Noah Smith
Square Enix's "Ethics Departmnet" is at fault for Lara, though I doubt the soiboys and bugboys that work at Crystal Dynamics were putting up much of a resistance.
Christian Bailey
>18 and looks it
in that pic she looks 30
Luis Martinez
its the wig
Julian Mitchell
>still spamming 2 yr old pics
no. that's how old she looks now
Jordan Cooper
I remember watching Mandelas death in prison on TV. I just looked him up and he didn't die then? WTF
Jeremiah Cruz
this logic is retarded because Dora was filmed over a year ago
Connor Reed
she looks 30. Period
Luke Martin
trannies can't into logic
it's the hormones
Grayson Turner
This is a newer pic, and so are these.
Stop being a faggot.
Jose Smith
you will never pass :.-(
Xavier Johnson
filming took place from August to December 2018
not quite
Grayson Nguyen
Asher Reed
you are a blind virgin. In your own pic she looks 30. the fuck is wrong with you
Lincoln Parker
>posting a single picture is "spamming"
Elijah Morris
surrrrrrrrrrre.
Julian Harris
Levi Lopez
you are getting desperate bro
Robert Anderson
Jace Sanders
Someones mad their waifu got btfo by Moner. lol
Jonathan Morales
only one btfo is you monerfags.
she's been calling you creepy old men for 4 years
Julian Thomas
>having to jerk when married
why does one marry?
Parker Long
I'm 19, try again.
Elijah Collins
Cameron Turner
he is
a) a tranny (no heterosexual normal guy gets butthurt at a 18yo girl he never met
or
b)that alicefag (the only left)
Lucas Ward
Liam Sullivan
uh huh
Liam Richardson
big clothes
Hunter Perez
im 18 mate
why are you so butthurt wth happened to you?
im not even trolling, i legitimately want to know
Brayden Davis
My stepdad does that to. I ended up sucking him off in the men's room because he paid for my ticket. My only complaint is that Dora is a girl.
Luke Cox
>you are old
>but im 19
>Y-Y-YOU LIE! YOU GUYS ARE OLD LIKE ME!
Grayson Peterson
Yeah, im thinking it's a little of both. Why would someone be so angry about thinking a girl is hot. lol
Blake Edwards
watching you pathetic white knights rushing to her defense is the sad yet funny part
Justin Ortiz
>watching you pathetic white knights rushing to her defense is the sad yet funny part
too bad you are clearly seething :-(
lol just stop hating girls bro ok?
Oliver Roberts
i'm sure one day she will recognize you. hang in there
Brayden Wright
this isnt about moner
this is about an old creep hating girls online
please go outside
Charles Ramirez
ill never understand why white incel Yea Forums posters hate latinos
better face, ass and feet than gross white women
plus they love having kids
Robert Hughes
>plus they love having kids
not the hot ones. You lusting after the goblin spics?
Nicholas Morales
I don't understand either. Latinas are far superior.
Zachary Adams
they watch too much porn and tv,
finding a cute white girl isnt common
finding a cute skinny white girl is even more complicated
finding a cute skinny white girl with good tits and ass thats not a vapid roastie its impossible
latinas have tiny waists, good asses and better skin, just avoid mexicans, bolivians, chilean, and focus on colombians, cubans, puertoricans and argentinians,
Grayson Clark
Bros ... it's not fair
Justin Ramirez
was it ever
Grayson Mitchell
"Legends of the ____ temple"
I can't make out that one word.
Cooper Phillips
hidden
Aiden Garcia
game show that ran years before she was even born
Bentley Wright
Which nick made a movie of and she starred in.
Camden Wright
must have flopped harder than Dora
Lucas Sullivan
read in a different thread she gained some noticeable weight lately, hope it isn't true...
Jordan White
>hope it isn't true...
oh I beg to differ
Dylan Morales
Adam Barnes
i wish, sadly theres no proof
Christian James
you wish, she hasn't changed a bit
Kevin Hughes
wish what?
Jace Peterson
Here's your (You) samefag.
Daniel Morales
i would like to see isabella with extra pounds, fat tits, etc
for a month or two of course
Colton Rodriguez
>being this new
gonna be a cringe from me dog
Leo Thomas
She even admitted herself she had on a livestream not long ago, it is true.
Jose Martin
Mad she's still a perfect 10 so trying another troll is it?
Dominic Perry
try again
Austin Long
>Nobody jerks off to Dora
what a presumptuous statement
Hudson Rivera
Literally what does it matter if she has? It fluctuates same as anyone. She'll lose any extra in time.
Benjamin Jones
This is how he likes his women.
Daniel Scott
good news, damn i need to see her new look
John Gutierrez
Grayson Hall
Joshua Rodriguez
Pics of her From the papparazzi. Here you go pervs lol
Chase Phillips
ACCURATE
Nolan Carter
David Anderson
Eli Jackson
very funny user
Hudson Collins
>trannies are really trying to push the narrative that these tits are bad
Josiah Garcia
>ass flatter than Brie Larson's
Alexander Rivera
dumb pop lit reading WHORE
DROPPED
Isaac Young
not a massive change but you can see boobs a bit bigger, face a bit rounder, arms a bit thicker
Joshua Miller
Women say they're fat all the time. I need tangible evidence.
Levi Thompson
mmmmm
Joshua Richardson
It's only like 15 lbs, that's nothing
Caleb Hughes
Yeah. I'm seeing maybe a 3 or 4% bodyfat increase. Nothing like the trannies are trying to sell.
All this has done is made her hotter.
Elijah Diaz
So to anyone who has seen this movie, I have a few questions.
1. Is Swiper in it? Or any other recognizable Dora characters?
2. Does Dora get a love interest?
Dylan Cruz
she was like 15 or 15? shes was very skinny
thats her appeal , her petite look
she gained some weight
Justin Bailey
more important is that she said she felt better at that weight than the skinnier one
Matthew Gonzalez
Swiper is in it, voiced by Benicio del Toro
Henry Morales
Might mean she'll maintain it, or at least I hope. It's almost entirely gone straight to her breasts, too.
Eli Ward
and btw she looks hotter now, but she can always go back to her old weight
Mason Cook
all according to keikaku
Gavin Sanchez
>1. Is Swiper in it? Or any other recognizable Dora characters?
Yeah, they're all there. Which is weird because the movies sets up it's world to be based on reality (going as far as in the beginning to make it look like things like swiper and her talking magic stuff are just her imagination), and then all of a sudden half way through the movie swiper shows up and talks. And no one bats an eye at it.
>2. Does Dora get a love interest?
No. Not surprising though, she acts like a completely awkward doofus the whole movie.
Ryan Gutierrez
Actually that's a very common prelude to a girl putting on a lot more weight. "I feel much healthier now, not starving myself, etc".
William Martin
Don't tell him about boots, let him be surprised.
Jack Stewart
Liam Martin
>this is chunky
BBWbro here. She's starving to death.
Evan Fisher
People said this would never happen, that she was different.
Joshua Brown
yeah but shes a hollywood actress with a manager and contracts, she will never be a true fattie
Jeremiah Wood
It's a girl describing herself user.
Alexander Turner
This. She's in so deep now, that she'll look like whatever the horny kikes want. As long as she doesn't sign with a fellow architect, her weight is safe.
Ethan Williams
fat is in
Samuel Edwards
>one melissa mccarthy flop after another
>lena dunham's career over and is a current laughingstock
>fat asian girl from star wars never working again
>fat still in
2019 is the year fat died.
Julian Long
Tell that to Selena Gomez
Michael Garcia
Guess it was true.
Nathaniel Morales
The girl who's currently getting no work at all? She only got fat when (((they))) tossed her.
Not saying this won't happen to Moner, but we've still got a few years.
Dominic Jackson
Selena Gomez has a medical condition, you can't compare the two.
Eli Reed
reporting you to the fbi. you dont deserve to have kids
Samuel King
Bro, SG is a 25+ yo latina lesbian.
Look at her fucking head.
She's a porker that's fighting the inevitable tooth and nail.
Kayden Nelson
Nathaniel Barnes
Selena Gomez is a suicidal junkie
the extra weight is the least of her problems
Zachary Powell
faggot trannie detected
Ian Lopez
The point being who says that won't be Moner too soon?
Jaxon Hall
Moner will never do this
Jordan Johnson
pre-nerf gomez > izzy
Nathaniel Evans
Still would.
Gavin Peterson
Soul versus soulless.
Luke Harris
>wishful thinking
Thomas Thomas
lol you cant compare that fatfaced whore with
Jonathan Parker
Moner takes care of herself and is better already than Gomez ever was
Adrian Martin
all moner has is her youth. gomez had it all before her kidney failure.
Ethan Cooper
Moner is vastly prettier and more sexy than Gomez was at the same age
Christian Richardson
>all moner has is her youth.
and beauty, charisma, health and grace
look at her, shes extremely feminine and fertile
Anthony Scott
Caleb Kelly
I literally made those livestream webms and they are like 3 months old now. She already slimmed back down for the premiere.
The gained weight thing is just some meme that keeps getting echoed by the anti-Moner fags.
They say the exact same lines every time, too
>I heard she gained weight
>sadly it’s true
Matthew Cruz
this will never be you
Levi Cooper
Hudson Price
Skipped chapter 3
Andrew Williams
T-That's okay, I-I'll just wait for Moner: the VR Experience.
Ian Young
I fail to see the problem.
Elijah Ortiz
Fun fact: Latinas all have the most delicious pussies and assholes known to man.
Ryan Wright
This guy gets it.
Christopher Allen
There's another actress who looks exactly like her but I can't think who
Daniel Martinez
>Watching Transformers on TV with my dad while eating pizza
>Moner appears
>Tell my dad that she's pretty
>"Who? You don't mean the kid right?"
>Mumble up and pretend that it was the 6/10 side chick
Fuck you Yea Forums
Robert Long
based pedo