>that scene where Detective Pikachu gets recalled to the stand after the defense played the recordings of him joking about framing Dark Types in front of the whole courtroom
That scene where Detective Pikachu gets recalled to the stand after the defense played the recordings of him joking...
>Pikachu is sitting in a quiet bar, staring down at a glass of whiskey
>Chief walks in
>"I need you Pikachu, lets go"
>Pikachu looks up "I don't do that stuff anymore"
>Chief slaps him in the face "Damnit Pikachu! you're the best god damned detective this department ever had!
> Pikachu downs his whiskey "I don't care, find some one else"
> Chief "There is no one else damnit, now are you gonna sit there feeling sorry for yourself or are you gonna put some tail to ass for your city"
>Pikachu looks at the camera, "Then I guess its time to ELECTRIFY"
>Black in Black starts playing
That scene when Tim and Picachu enter a strip club and there is Gardevoir dancing and a guy giving a dolar to a Lopunny while she show her ass
>Back in Black
>not Thunderstruck
You were so close, user.
>Tim
>Imagine the smell, Tim
Was this good? I rented it the other night but fell asleep
>>"I need you Pikachu, lets go"
Not
>I choose you
One job, user
It's nuts.
"Mark my words Ash; the Dark Types, the Ground types, the Psychic types, they'll all get inside the pokéball or they'll dangle from the apricorn tree."
>And may I be crushed to death by a colossal Torterra this very night if I'm wrong!
“What other type gets a STAB from Thief!?”
This movie was shit.
>Chief hears a gunshot
>Sees a Jynx with hole in the head lying dead on the street
>''Holy fuck Pikachu!''
>''Relax, I'll drop some coke on the street and tell the deputy that it was some gang related incident.''
>''Ok, but if this happens again, I'll take you off this case!
>''What can say chief, the world would be better of them, literal monkey that all deserves a bullet in the head..''
Jesus Christ Raimi..
>"Despite making up just 13 percent of the Pokémon population, Dark Types commit..."
>They're all beautiful, until they're snarling after your winnings like a Lass who wants to battle
>A word to the "not-so-wise" about your little reporter: Do what you need to with her, then Escape Rope her fast
They actually make up 6.7% of the 807 pokemon
>807
828
>movie was about a black kid trying to find his dad
how did they get away with this?
>"Let me tell you son, the few white people left in the inner cities? They could use a few Max Repels if you know what I'm saying"
What did Raimi mean by this?
She was fucking amazong. I wish she was my girlfriend.
That's it's the duty of the Master (Ball) to discipline the slave.
>Pokemon-themed double entendre
Day of the escape rope when
It's up to you.
>Damnit Detective Pikachu, you fried the nervous systems of two Team Rocket members in front of a whole crowd of civilians! It's all over Youtube!
>Swear to Arceus, Chief, I thought they were going for their legendaries. I know that flash of red and white when I see it
>That wasn't a Poke Ball, that was a Diet Coke! You couldn't take one extra second to figure that out?
>With all due respect, sir, Squirtle Squad 'took that extra second' and they ended up devoured by a Tyrantrum
The movie was really cool.
There aren't many movies that makes an ending retroactively uplift a shitty movie.
It didn't take me by surprise as was foreshadowed like 30min before when they showed Mewtwo doing the alien beam on the dad, but still.
I was like
>why the fuck is this pikachu talking like a fucking douche and taking all that coffe that's retarded I know he's a "detective" but c'mon fuck
But then it hit and it made sense
Yeah so I'm half electric type and half dark type which means I buy my lightbulbs in reverse
>I buy my lightbulbs in reverse
You... sell them?
Any good Webms now that it's out on home video?