/tugão/ - Do Muslims celebrate Easter? Edition

RIP Académica Subedition

LIGA NOS:
>Holy Friday
Arouca (1-1) Santa Clara
Famalicão (2-2) Gil Vicente
Vitória (4-0)
>HOLY SATURDAY
Moreirense (2-0) Tondela
Marítimo (4-0) Boavista
B SAD (1-0) Vizela (ONGOING)
FC Porto (20:30) Portimonense
>EASTER
Sporting (20:30) Benfica
>MONDAY
Estoril (20:30) SC Braga

1 - FC Porto
2 - Sporting
3 - Benfica
4 - SC Braga
5 - Gil Vicente
6 - Vitória
7 - Marítimo
8 - Paços
9 - Santa Clara
10 - Estoril
11 - Boavista
12 - Portimonense
13 - Famalicão
14 - Vizela
15 - Arouca
16 - Moreirense
17 - Tondela
18 - B SAD

The Queen Cup
>WEDNESDAY
Mafra (20:15) Tondela
>THURSDAY
FC Porto (20:15) Sporting

European competitions
>

Nonsense:
>There's a hole in Boavista's net where they score all the goals
Conceição will no rest until he has played every striker with a right foot as a right-back
>wtf Sá Pinto is saving Moreirense!?
Tondela about to be cucked once and for all
Pirlo about to join SC Braga as their head coach
>Melinha died for nothing, I suppose...

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Let's see if we can reach 10 posts before purge

we're all in here m8

porco

by we you mean one porto poster

No,i'm in there too

Number of starting matches for every player in Portimonense's starting line-up today.

3
32
3
0
1
3
17
26
9
13
8

Everything is normal.

why are they playing their b team?

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Benficabros wtf, at this rate his price tag will go all the way down to 5M

Hmmm FC Porti vs Portomonense

>moor status
>buck broken
Stick no pacote da mouraria

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nothing to see here, goyim
carry on

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big game for them next week

fodasse haha tava 1-0, fui jantar e já tá 4-0

Penalty for Porkto

It was legit, tho

What a great FCP game, great plays and beautiful goals.

This, but with no irony

Desert is... any place without you
And oh, my love... I'm prettty sure you feel that way too
And loneliness... you know it hits me and it lasts for days
Cause you're so sweet... you make me feel like a child my babe
Desert is... where I find myself when I get blown
Cause you're so sweet... and I can't seem to find my way back home
If this is heaven, well you know that I'm not happy here
Cause heaven ain't... any place where you're not there
Desert is... any place without you my friend
And I will love you... even if I'm getting to the end
Cause you're so sweet... I'm always wishing babe that you were here
Desert is... any place without you my dear
And I will love you
I will love you
I will love you
I will love you
I will love you
I will love you

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because they are the b team

Is Fábio Vieira good and a system baby, good and not a system baby or not good and only a system baby?

he will be worth M35 (M7,5 after mendes tax) and that's all that matters

He is good

Not Deco good, but good. If Raul Meireles memed his way into winning a Champions League, then Fábio Vieira can easily do it as well

KNEEL BEFORE PEPE, YOU FUCKS!

>the pacifier of Portimonense

Farmers league
I unironically want Benfica to lose tomorrow so that Zbording wins the league instead of the porcos

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Portimonense doesn't even pretend anymore. 7-man BSAD would put up a better fight.

OH, HAPPY DAY!
>OH HAPPY DAY!
OH HAPPY DAY!
>OOH, HAPPY DAY!
WHEN JESUS WASHED
>WHEN JESUS WASHED
WHEN JESUS WASHED
>WHEN JESUS WASHED
WASHED MY SINS AWAY

Surely after losing his 5th match in 6 games this portimonense coach is going to get sacked, right bros?

idk let's ask pinto da costa

I DON'T EVEN FEEL IT
BUT LORD HOW I NEED IT
WHEN I'M NOT WITH HER
I'M NOT ALL mYSELF
SOMETIMES I HAVE MY BREAKFAST RIGHT OFF OF THE MIRROR
AND SOMETIMES I HAVE IT
RIGHT OFF OF THE BOTTLE
COME ON

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And another one.

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OH, HAPPY DAAAAAAAAAAAAY

> IT'S CORRUPTION MAN. WE'RE ALL LOSING BECAUSE IT'S ALL RIGGED.

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Ignore them, friend.

They fear what they cannot beat

kek i knew that Porto beating one of the worst teams in the league would cause seethe, but you fuckers always overdo it
keep crying, moors, only a few more weeks left

>he uses moor as an insult
ask me how I know you are a virgin without telling me you are a virgin

you don't, because i'm not, but nice projecting, moor
cry a little more now

>this includes matches before arriving to Porto
the absolute state of moor schizoes

kek this, Porto in on a near 60 unbeaten run because we buy the opposition, sure
how much did rui bosta charge for the back to back poundings during christmas?

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Bump

Happy Easter Portufrens

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benficucks do it for free

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>sportingcornos about to lose tonight to prevent us from celebrating an undefeated title in the chicken hen again
Cringe Moor scum

Moor

Oink oink!

Happy Easter burger boy.

Kek

yes, thatll scare them
for some reason moors are afraid of pigs
not us though, he eat both of them regularly

Anyone here watched fellow portuchad André Fialho colonizing some sudaca last night?

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Votos de uma feliz Páscoa

>páscoa

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Surely this Porco that is going to win a league undefeated performed spectacularly in Europe and will perform even better next year. If they are this good in Bigtug imagine them in Europe!

Look at this faggot… seething moors will be adding an unique “made it through the group stage of the CL” trophy to their cabinet…

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Bump

this, ''people'' in Porto were definitely not white last time I visited

Sporting about to destroy wellstay

The best kind of Lisbon Derby: the one where FC Porto wins, no matter what.

Hope there are tons of goals, reds, bad calls from the referee, and chimpouts. A field invasion would also be nice.

Paulinho is so fucking shit lmao no wonder sporting can't win the league

that will be 130million euros please

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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF SPORTINGCORNOS LMAO!

link PLEASE

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