"Ms Bond, just because they're called chips doesn't mean they're edible. Please spit them out."

"Ms Bond, just because they're called chips doesn't mean they're edible. Please spit them out."

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0/10. Embarrassing.

God I hate racists so much.

that pretty funny not gonna lie

Found the Virgin^ Lmao
Nice meme, OP. I laughed

fucking kek nigs btfo

"Ms Bond I've told you already, we don't accept EBT cards. Cash or credit please."

that was shit OP. kill yourself
better and trips

Same but with niggers

you fall flat

has anyone collected all the good ones so far? there was a particularly good one but I can't remember how it went.

“No, Ms. Bond, I will not ‘go fish.’”

>you fall flat

i didn't think it fell flat.

Maybe not a headliner but definitely not incomprehensible

have sex

No, Ms. Bond, this is a high class establishment and they do not serve anything called 'purple drank'

"No Ms Bond, I will not give you some chips as "reparations"."

>"No Mr. Bond we aren't "Finna roll some dice", the game is baccarat."

>Ms. Bond, I have a video essay disproving feminism that I think you should watch wait why are you leaving?”

>Miss Bond, the cards in your hand must correspond to the cards on the table for you to win, and tipping your hand to the other players by loudly proclaiming that you, "GOT DA QWANES OVA HERE!" is poor strategy.

"While the food is free Ms Bond, it is highly irregular to take multiple doggy bags with you"

>"Ms Bond, could you look in my direction for a moment?"

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>Ms Bond could you please get a babysitter for your three kids next game?

>Ms. Bond, you've lost 6 hands in row because you were outplayed, not because the game is, "rigged against niggas" as you so colorfully put it-

>No, wait, Ms. Bond! I only meant by colorfully that-
*Gets stabbed in his good eye with a spiked stiletto heel.

What does this have to do with the thread?

>Au revoir Ms. Bond, it was a pleasure meeting you but I have to go, you better not try and catch me HON HON HON

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>no

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