What does he do?

It’s…it’s beautiful

The new Jack Wilshere

based

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Foden gives me hope as a manlet. Maybe I need to start wearing raised sneakers.
Actually, Modric is also 5’7 but doesn’t look it.

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All that money and he still cuts his hair with a bowl.

Holy based, someone post the vid of his mum swinging a fire extinguisher at a heckler

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>faking injury while outside of the pitch, roll back into it to stall play
>opponent gets a throw-in, immediately kick ball away
>dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive
>tactical foul x1000
>opponent gets a free kick, immediately jump in front or mess with the ball
Literally the biggest shithead in all of football right now

>Have you ever had of the high elves?

>Hey, you, you’re finally awake.

What do you mean by "kite"?

Wasted

nicks people's trainers

Anyone? Cockney slang for face is "boat", I can't think of how you'd get "kite"

Northern slang init

checked

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Kek based

impressive get

rhyming slang for "shite"

Comes out of nowhere, gets sexts, refuses to elaborate on his obscure slang word, leaves

In fairness, it might not be obscure. I've led a very sheltered life.

Where do you think you are?

Asks you for 50p for a bine

Wtf is a kite

Why does Foden trigger Yea Forums, is it a Chav discrimination? He seems like a good lad and good friend

Chavs deserve discrimination

>slav subhuman can’t understand why people hate chavs

Hes a bydlo

Kite is general norfern term for face, usually used in a critical fashion like "What's wrong with your kite?" "Shoulda seen his kite, he was livid"
In fairness it's a bit old fashioned

He´s a XII century english peasant.

Have you ever had gypsies as neighbours? He's pretty much the English equivalent

look at his fucking face

Its manc rhyming slang
Kite race= face

> i saw a mudcrab the other day... Disgusting creatures

What? How do you have a kite race? The strings would get tangled up.

is kite racing an sport?

It's not just Mancunian, I've heard Scousers and Geordies use it too but older ones

What have you got against ket lad?

Alright Phil

I assure you that compared to me even a typical Yea Forums poster would appear seasoned and worldly.

What is this hairstyle called?

He's a wigger

Chav

The boss standing behind a fog wall at the top of a council estate

Foden of Anor Londis

Chav/roadman

Someone post the vid of his mum swinging a fire extinguisher at someone

rofl

I see. And are you automatically registered for (permanent) unemployment and welfare upon completion of the haircut?

Yes, you also come into possession of a land rover without wheels and it's permanently situated in your drive-way

Witnessed and very accurate