What does he do?
What does he do?
found himself back in trent's pocket like second half of the last game
Ket in a dingy nightclub if he wasn't playing for city. Cunt has "smackhead" written into his genes, look at his kite.
Checked. Digits of truth.
CHECKED
holy mother of based
These digits destroyed Foden
HAS ANYONE ELSE HAD A SEXTUPLE BEFORE?
based
It’s…it’s beautiful
The new Jack Wilshere
based
Foden gives me hope as a manlet. Maybe I need to start wearing raised sneakers.
Actually, Modric is also 5’7 but doesn’t look it.
All that money and he still cuts his hair with a bowl.
Holy based, someone post the vid of his mum swinging a fire extinguisher at a heckler
>faking injury while outside of the pitch, roll back into it to stall play
>opponent gets a throw-in, immediately kick ball away
>dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive, dive
>tactical foul x1000
>opponent gets a free kick, immediately jump in front or mess with the ball
Literally the biggest shithead in all of football right now
>Have you ever had of the high elves?
>Hey, you, you’re finally awake.
What do you mean by "kite"?
Wasted
nicks people's trainers
Anyone? Cockney slang for face is "boat", I can't think of how you'd get "kite"
Northern slang init
checked
Kek based
impressive get
rhyming slang for "shite"
Comes out of nowhere, gets sexts, refuses to elaborate on his obscure slang word, leaves
In fairness, it might not be obscure. I've led a very sheltered life.
Where do you think you are?
Asks you for 50p for a bine
Wtf is a kite
Why does Foden trigger Yea Forums, is it a Chav discrimination? He seems like a good lad and good friend
Chavs deserve discrimination
>slav subhuman can’t understand why people hate chavs
Hes a bydlo
Kite is general norfern term for face, usually used in a critical fashion like "What's wrong with your kite?" "Shoulda seen his kite, he was livid"
In fairness it's a bit old fashioned
He´s a XII century english peasant.
Have you ever had gypsies as neighbours? He's pretty much the English equivalent
look at his fucking face
Its manc rhyming slang
Kite race= face
> i saw a mudcrab the other day... Disgusting creatures
What? How do you have a kite race? The strings would get tangled up.
is kite racing an sport?
It's not just Mancunian, I've heard Scousers and Geordies use it too but older ones
What have you got against ket lad?
Alright Phil
I assure you that compared to me even a typical Yea Forums poster would appear seasoned and worldly.
What is this hairstyle called?
He's a wigger
Chav
The boss standing behind a fog wall at the top of a council estate
Foden of Anor Londis
Chav/roadman
Someone post the vid of his mum swinging a fire extinguisher at someone
rofl
I see. And are you automatically registered for (permanent) unemployment and welfare upon completion of the haircut?
Yes, you also come into possession of a land rover without wheels and it's permanently situated in your drive-way
Witnessed and very accurate